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'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

epickiya722

Marito is like if MatchaBlossom had a lovechild that somehow Adam had one conversation with and the kid is just like that forever.

nekomanessa

the-worm-man

Almost said “they’re like if Lima Beans served cunt” to describe edamame beans to an 80+ year old woman. How y’all doing

the-worm-man

“Investing at 40 notes” jokes on you bitches my posts never leave my neighborhood

anobsessedpotato

prepare to break containment

bebx

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

owwllly

dad's on vacation

(comm info/ kofi support)

depsidase

lilliephoenix

autumntides

10h

"In the instance an employer makes an illegal request for a photograph as part of a job application, you may submit a complaint to the United States Equal Employment Opportunity Commission." Successful violation fee collections are paid partially to the one who suffered the violation, which in many cases exceeds a year of work at these shit jobs. There's only two weak points to a corporation, and those are in the budget and in the supply chain. Hit them where it hurts.

kamikaze-kumquat

Fucking word.

Learn your rights!

ms-cellanies

AUTO REBLOG IN CASE YOU MISSED THIS THE 1ST TIME AROUND. It is important to KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.

onlylowercase

au where suguru just keeps chilling with Satoru

sneeblbop

I HATE THEATER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

some-pers0n

Abraham Lincoln 0.0000046 seconds after being shot by Johnny Milks Boobs

sneeblbop

house-full-of-spiders

^ his wife .1 seconds later

sneeblbop

STOP

kratt09

^ A policeman outside the theater watching Johnny Milkes Boobs escape

luisonte

Te lo has buscado Flunfis

bardnuts

this is, fundamentally, what a greek tragedy is

the-semicolonoscopy

The best part of this is that the other string is clearly re-tied after breaking, so this furry nitwit didn't learn a single thing from his previous attempt.

solarapower

this plays out like a cartoon

weaver-z

I think that the Hamilton musical is objectively the funniest thing that could happen to that man's memory. Imagine dying of a gunshot wound infection in 1804 and learning from the afterlife that tweenage girls in 2017 are drawing thousands upon thousands of images of you making out with your fellow congressmen because someone wrote a 2-hour rap opera about you. I like to imagine that Hamilton found a monkey's paw and wished to leave a legacy, and this is what it did to him.