Butters Stotch: ur here
Nichole Daniels: @flospotentia
Ike Broflovski: @delicatecometes

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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if i look back, i am lost
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@solarissolace
Butters Stotch: ur here
Nichole Daniels: @flospotentia
Ike Broflovski: @delicatecometes
ayo im just tryna play soccer at the park y is the dash bullying me /:
Aw Clyde I donât think youâre ugly!
FMK Kenny Eric and Paris Hilton
Aw why did this trend have to reach me?
But I ainât a spoil sport!
Fuck: Paris Hilton, even if sheâs ugly and mean.
Marry: Kenny
Kill: Sorry Eric!
Bwadwey biggwe wouwd wike uwu! tuwu join the biggwe bweeding bwigade! spwead those cheeks awnd get those cummies! bweeding kinks awe feminist! duwu youw pawt fow the movement!
What does this say?
Did you know Butters puts peanut butter on his feet and likes to have Scott Malkinson lick it off
butters dawg wtf @solarissolace
Iâm actually allergic to peanuts so I donât go near things with them in it! Fellas if youâre gonna start a rumor about me can it be creative and less gross?
Mysterion and Chaos: Behind the Scenes. 7.28.22
With the nasty business of Eric faking his parents death and making Butters clean up the blood when in reality they were on a trip to Hawaii, he was thankful that he was getting to relax. His parents had let him out on account of the fact it was summer, and the house had been so clean they couldnât complain when he asked to go out. The blond had instantly seized the opportunity, not wanting to get it revoked and had invited Kenny to come with him to their local comics shop. It was⌠it was what he expected for their small town. Still, the manager was awfully nice and even if the selection wasnât that great, there was always something new to read every few weeks. He couldnât really ask for me. Butters technically supposed he could, but that was rude!
In his pale hands, his fingers wrapped in colorful bandages, was a Batman comic. It featured Spoiler, something he was excited about. While he did like the villains, there was always a joy seeing her get up to antics. He flipped the page, and he saw something that made him frown. It was a smiling, pale face. Gross, it was the Joker! He stared at the bloodied purple suit. He would never allow Professor Chaos to get that dirty, or if he did, he would promptly take care of it. But this stupid clown didnât seem to care about appearances and looking sharp, it made him close the comic, but he kept his thumb inside the issue as he walked over to Kenny.
It was so easy hanging out with Kenny. He didnât have to worry for his own safety like when he hung out with Eric, didnât have to listen to any self righteous speeches from Kyle, or pretend he gave a darn about whatever cause of the week Stan had taken up. He loved them all, but they werenât as fun as Kenny. He looked up at Kenny, a look of amusement in his eyes but his face in an annoyed pout.
âWill ya get a load of this guy? He steals money all the time surely he can get some soap or pay for a laundromat.â He flipped open the issue, showing the Joker. âThere ainât even an ounce of concern.â His eyes glittered briefly, and his tone turned a bit sly. âI bet Professor Chaos wouldnât be seen like this.â
@muffledvigilante
Whatâs the silliest thing youâve been grounded for?
Well my parents do have cause for grounding me most of the time, they are just trying to get me to not end up homeless on the side of the road with a crippling drug problem⌠but I would say the one Iâve had the hardest time rationalizing is the time I got grounded for not getting into trouble. That was because if Iâm not getting into trouble, Iâm planning something worse thatâll embarrass the family more than I already do. That was their logicâŚ
I think you're real swell âď¸đ
Aw thank you! Iâm sure youâre real swell too! This made my night!
opinions on chocolate milk?
I love it! Chocolate milk is my favorite milk after strawberry!
have u ever smoked weed
Whoo whee Iâm getting tons of asks today! But yes Iâve smoked weed, canât say it was by choice though. I wouldnât wanna try it again, Iâd probably get grounded.
whats ur fave book and movie ?
Well I like lots of books! My favorite book would probably have to be The Princess Bride! As for my favorite movie, itâs gonna be Chicago!
how u been buddy
Well Iâve been better! But I canât complain, the sun is shining and the flowers are blooming in the places where the sun isnât shining because itâs too dang hot out!
whats ur fave color?
Turquoise!
Chili Con Carnival Fake-Out
It was a hilarious prank. Legendary even. Cartman's brilliance had struck once again and the prank master would come out on top with everyone telling him what a savage he was.
It had started when Cartman spotted Butters's parents pumping gas into their car with some large bags in the backseat. Cartman had waddled up to them and asked what they were up to. A vacation they said. Just a week get-away and then they'd be back.
The thought of "It would be so funny if they never came back" popped into Eric's head, which was then quickly followed by, "It would be even funnier if I made Butters think they'll never come back." And so, he went to scheming.
Getting his hands on pig's blood and guts was easy. Gaining access to Butters's home while he was asleep? Also easy. He'd been friends with the guy since they were kids. Cartman knew his routines like the back of his hand.
He snuck in and threw a bucket filled with pungent, red fluid and viscera over Mr. and Mrs. Stotch's bed. Next, he went to smearing and pouring more blood from their room, down the hallway and into the rest of the house, creating a horrible, horrible sight. Finally, he set to work making a mess of the place, knocking over and smashing whatever he could without waking up Butters.
The final step was to run out while leaving the front door open. Voila, he had the perfect prank.
It was so funny the way that Butters seemed so devastated. It took so much of Eric's willpower to not laugh as he pretended to comfort him. Everyone would think this was all so hilarious once the Stotch parents came home. Sure, Butters would be butt hurt and throw a pity party but he always got over it.
He always did.
Right?
@solarissolace
He couldnât remember the last time he was this mad. If anyone saw the normally cheerful blond teenager stomping down the street to the Cartman residence, they would see less of a teenager and more of a storm. He couldnât believe what he did this time. He felt torn, betrayed, and a layer of sorrow and anger at himself for even believing him was just below the surface. Buttersâs face was pulled into a harsh scowl as he thought about Eric. The way he comforted him, the way he had held him while he had cried. The way his words twisted his mind once again, he knew better to assume anything Eric said was true and yet he did. Time and time again. But he swore, that this was the last time he ever associated or even looked in Ericâs direction. He was a monster.
It was an open secret how he was treated at home, sure people might not know the extent, but Eric most certainly did. He used that, he manipulated Buttersâs mind until it was putty. He wanted to scream and lash out at the world. However, he couldnât. He only had one person to holler at. Eric wasnât going to get away with it this time. Faking his parents death? Leaving a trail of blood and guts? That was too much. Eric had once again broke his heart, and he wasnât sure how many more times he would have to put it back together. This time, he swore he was done. He was done with virus poisoning his mind, he was done feeling destroyed by Eric Cartman.
Butters arrived at the house on the war path, before going over to the fenced off backyard. He easily climbed over the fence and hopped, not minding the splinters. He knew Eric as well as Eric knew Butters, their back door slider was always unlocked. Walking in, Butters stormed up the stairs, all the while getting madder. He wasnât being quiet or light on his feet, let Eric know what chaos was coming.
Butters threw open the door, before slamming it behind him. The glare in his eyes was hotter than a thousand suns, and his hands were curled into such tight fists. Eric had a way of dominating a room. If not for his weight, but for his presence. Butters felt himself shrink a little, intimidated as always, but he stubbornly held his ground. He wasnât 8 anymore.
âEric that does it!â Butters yelled, getting closer to the person who he stupidly called his friend. âYou are darn lucky that I know how to clean up blood and that the trash is coming tonight. I had to make nonrefundable deposits on coffins and funeral services that I had to cancel!â
Butters felt himself getting madder and madder as he carried on. âMy parents are alive! They are in Hawaii! They texted me a video of themselves partying it up! Whyâd you have to go and convince me they were dead?â
Butters huffed, not used to expelling that much anger that wasnât passive aggressive. âSay your piece and thatâs it, Iâm done. Weâre done. Iâm not gonna be your little buddy anymore!â
Truth or dare
Oh I guess I wasnât clear enough, sorry! I really donât wanna play.
Truth or dare
Can I actually not play this? I see the type of questions that are going around and I kinda wanna stay out of it.
Smash or pass Kenny
Kennyâs a swell guy! Why sure Iâd be interested in going out to dinner with him sometime.