i hate pink

★ he/him ★

[afterword]

idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

[jame7t]

do you have any good meowing tips

make sure you have something wrong with you

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

if you're not obsessed with anything weird and niche please try harder. stop going outside for a while. consider getting weirder about the things you already like

[unprettyextra]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

is there yaoi in the barbie movie

[skynya]

what's weed

[blackpyrefly]

these guys

[skynya]

I understand now!!

happy birthday weeds (´• ω •`)

[automatopsy]

[ID: dandelions. end ID.]

[strange-aeons]

So I’m listening to episode 442 of no such thing as a fish and they mentioned that blood is a terrible food because it has no b vitamins but that cereal often has added b vitamins. So our beloved Ebony was really ahead of the game with her breakfast? Good for her

Count Chocula cereal with blood and a glass of blood is a healthy breakfast for vampires and humans alike <3

[strange-aeons]

*pulls flask out of jacket and takes a sip*

"Sir, drinking is not allowed here"

"This is vanilla extract"

vanilla extract is 40% alcohol you are wasted sir

[cybermagusnex]

I have a relevant story about this exact thing.

Back when I worked at an organic grocery chain, we noticed our large bottles of vanilla extract were being stolen. Regularly. After a few days, one of my coworkers discovered one of those bottles, empty, along with an empty Zevia can, in a trashcan in the men's bathroom.

Fast forward another few days, we're closing up the store. I'm stationed in front of the front door, which is turned off, to let people out and let other people know we're closed. Suddenly this dude comes walking out of the back of the store to the door and stands there blankly. I use the word "stand" very loosely, since this guy's knees were bent at nearly a 90 degree angle and he was wobbling and waiting on the door to open. My manager tells me to let him out, and he goes on his way awkwardly walking down the sidewalk.

The same coworker immediately runs to the men's room and finds an empty bottle of vanilla extract and an empty Zevia can.

This dude had been getting utterly blasted on vanilla extract and chasing it with Zevia in our bathroom on a near daily basis.

[snapscube]

[superhelldeactivated]

Tumblr should have a public 'blocked by' count. just to generate drama. still no follower count though just how many people have your ass blocked

[strange-aeons]

I started a tumblr after being subscribed to your YouTube for awhile- is it normal for a million weird, fake white women to follow me every day? Everyone’s names are a normal name and several numbers

those are just your tumblr-assigned weed smoking girlfriends. don't click on any links they send you btw.

[solarspacevan]

billie eilish wrote bad guy about tom holland

[solarspacevan]

i thibk apps like this should be popualr again because i need somewhere to put my feelings and

[kitttenteeth]

the color pink has always been there 4 me

[foone]

sigh.

[foone]

My roommate is like "hey can you help us set up a minecraft server for our polycule?" and I'm like "yeah sure no problem" and then she sends the list of minecraft mods she wants, and naturally I have to test it to figure out some compatibility problems, and I get THIS kind of message on launch and I'm just... yeah. sigh.

[foone]

[gordon-ramsay-official]

mr ramsay is pineapple allowed on pizza

You can do whatever you want forever.

[funnytwittertweets]

[tranakinskywalker420]

[seabassapologist]