шпион

did you cover your tracks? yes sir.

[tarrmacktaxi]

lovecore this. cottagecore that. what about the reactor core its going to explode

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[juunahoshimi]

[crowcassette]

[calebwittebane]

okay this is REALLY funny actually

[calebwittebane]

Chess Is For Men. Women Wouldn't Get It.

[planet-motherfucker]

[thottavius-rex]

is this real?

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Yeah you can tell it’s a tweet from the 60s because of the aging

[soldatika]

being invited to breakfast with waverly is worst part of my job.

[soldatika]

james bond movies are wretched.

[sovietpostcards]

A teacher preparing for class (1970s)

[sovietpostcards]

Minsk, 1966

[soldatika]

well, cowboy has thoroughly plastered his face onto notification system.

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

JFK Goes to Buffalo Wild Wings

“Welcome to Buffalo Wild Wings, what can I get ya?”

“Hi!  I was looking to get a twenty piece wing, but I wasn’t too sure of what sauce.  What’s ya’lls hottest?”

“That would be the blazin, but could I recommend only getting five to start out with, or maybe an order of ten of another flavor?”

“Oh, no.  That won’t be necessary.  I can handle heat pretty well.”

“Alrighty, I’ll have that out to you soon!”

“Thank you!”

20 minutes later, JFK gets his wings and takes the first bite

Good gracious!  I’m on fire!!!  Robert, give me your cone!!

luggh!  UGH!  Eth eth not helhing.

Oouull!  UUHHOOH!  Oug guhd eh hudda haken her avith!

[soldatika]

desperately, yes.

[soldatika]

ah, there he is.

[soldatika]

suppose he does not need to remember password when he can just break himself in.

[tchaikovskaya]

i’m

[pissvortex]

go grandpa

[william545]

[soldatika]

he has point.