Ector

pkmn irl blog

[solidlittleghost]

well, hi ig

Idk what to do so...

an intro maybe?

my name is... ugh

I'm Ector Plasm

yeah, laugh all you want, I don't care

I'm a guy who woke up one day with no idea where I was, no idea who I was and well...

In almost every sense of the word, I'm a ghost

I can fly around, control objects with my mind and disappear, but I'm solid for whatever reason, so no phasing and no possession

and yeah, I guess that's it

I don't have any pokemon, I don't have any friends anymore after... yeah, I'm alone for the moment being... scratch that, I have two mons now

<photo of Lucio, the shiny noibat, sleeping on top of Bart, the dhelmise>

The noibat is Lucio. Got him when I accidentally got lost in a cave. Thought the poor guy was extremely sick because... he's green. I rushed out of there, found a pokecenter and got told I just found a "shiny". He likes to sleep. A lot. When he's not sleeping he's rather noisy, but I love him.

the dhelmise is called Bart. They're my... starter? Well, they were the first one I caught! Or did they catch me? Idk, they started to follow me around and I just accepted it as a way of them saying that they wanted to be with me.

I HAVE ANOTHER!!

<photo fof Aurora, the larvesta, sleeping peacefully with her pokeball, which has a sun design on it>

her name is Aurora and... I basically stole her egg from her volcarona mommy... I'm sorry...

//hiiii, it's me again, Willow :D

// @professionalgaygnome , the weird Brazilian dude with a pokemon hyper fixation

//I want you guys to meet my ghostly buddy that has been living inside my brain for the past months!!!

//he has a bit of lore but for now he's just a weirdly solid spectre that doesn't know shit about his past

//magic anons are off

//mails are all on

//and give me a round of applause folks, I'M DOING IT AGAIN

//I need help...

[gwendoline-of-lumiose]

Why do the Ikea luvdiscs have hands?

[solidlittleghost]

for punching

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

you can kiss your wife

not mine though

ill Get you

[solidlittleghost]

I don't have a wife...

[professoreucalyptus]

Greetings people of rotumblr!!!

To the ones who do not know who I am, my name is Eugene Eucalyptus! Most people call me Gen~

I'm a pokemon professor and the main voice behind the radio show Fun Facts With Gen!

My team is at the trainer card shared right below.

This blog is basically an extension to the show! You can now accompany me here and on Stayutube in my channel FunFactsWithGen!

MAY THE QUESTIONS COME!

//hi...

//it's meeee

//@professionalgaygnome once more with another blog :D

//this one is a brand new professor like character

//he takes asks and stuff

//btw most of the "fun facts" he's gonna share are headcanons. I'll try to keep em as close to the original source as possible, but like, I'm here to have fun!!

//so things could get a bit out of hand sometimes, lol

//anyways, mails are open, magic anons are not, go crazy

//ASK AWAY

[solidlittleghost]

the robe also came with a pointy hat but I don't like using hats...

[solidlittleghost]

NEW ROBE!!!

<photo of Ector smiling with a brand new robe. It's blue and filled with stars and planets>

AND I DIDN'T STEAL THIS ONE!!!!

[solidlittleghost]

so...

I wanted to take a picture right after the egg hatched, but baby larvestas are... a bit gross

but she's hairy now!

(not a lot, but she's super cute~)

<photo of a larvesta. She's a bit less hairy than normal and her eyes are still trying to get used to the light. Her antennae look soft and a bit droopy as well. She's munching on some leaves on Ector's lap>

her name is Aurora~

[gwendoline-of-lumiose]

I have befriended the dusknoir that surrounds my statuesque corpse! We are meeting up for tea and crumpets! I think he is Galarian!

[solidlittleghost]

does he have an accent?

[solidlittleghost]

don't worry guys, I'm in a pokecenter!

the nurses are ready to help me with the baby

(they might be judging me a bit since I stole the egg, but they were glad that I was at least prepared to care for it)

[solidlittleghost]

update on the egg:

<photo of a small crack on the side of the egg>

it's gonna hatch!!!

[solidlittleghost]

Unova is...

not as great as some people say

I flyed up this weird tower because some guys said it was "the place for ghosts" and I rang the big bell and nothing happened

but at least Bart likes it

[solidlittleghost]

no one asked, but...

<photo of Lucio sleeping peacefully while hugging the egg>

it still hasn't hatched, sadly

[solidlittleghost]

before anyone acts like I'm stupid for grabbing a random egg

<photo of the egg in a little incubator. It looks comfy>

I know how to take care of these alright?

I don't know why I know, but I do

[solidlittleghost]

<video recording of Ector apparently screaming at Lucio with a visibly angry Volcarona. There's a burnt sitrus berry on the sand. It's a bit obvious that the rotom is recording this by itself>

Lucio baby, it's okay! Come to your ball! I have more berries!

The noibat doesn't answer to his trainer's command and the bug type uses the move Fiery Dance, aiming straight at the duo

Fuck! Lucio, watch out!

The pokemon dodges, flying up. It stays there in the air, looking back at it's trainer while the bug prepares another Fiery Dance

Are you crazy?! Go back to your...

Wait...

Ector's eyes meet up with Lucio's as he finally understands what his pokemon wanted.

It was revenge.

Alright. Lucio! Dodge it!

The noibat flies around the volcarona, avoiding the fire balls while it awaits for the next command.

Ok, what moves do you...

Ah! Use Supersonic!

The noibat shouts, making his opponent Confused.

Now... Wing Attack?

Lucio lunges forward with it's wings glowing, hitting the bug directly before she shakes the confusion off and shoots out a Hurricane, hitting the bat directly.

Lucio!

He shrugs it off, still focused on his revenge.

The volcarona still looks strong and healthy, which makes Ector a bit scared. She starts another Fiery Dance before an idea crosses the ghost's mind.

Lucio! Hyper Voice!

Lucio screams so loud it surpasses what the rotomphone can compute. Ector covers his ears as the screams echo through the walls. This disrupts the bug's attack completely and, noticing that the ruins started rumbling a bit due to this disturbance, she flees, leaving the duo safe and sound.

Ector stares at his pokemon for a second before grabbing him with a tight hug.

Hah! You little rascal!

Come on, let's get you some berries~

<end of video>

So...

my rotom recorded this out of nowhere and...

well, I'm proud of Lucio :)

btw, his Hyper Voice was loud enough for some random girl to find us, so we're finally out of that place

[solidlittleghost]

snack break!

<photo of Lucio munching on a sitrus berry>

the baby got hungry

[solidlittleghost]

good news! I got an egg!

bad news! I angered the mom and now I have to get a new robe

<photo of a burnt part of the robe>

at least now I know what's in the egg :D

[solidlittleghost]

You're a bit stupid aren't you?

well, when you don't need to fear death, you start doing some crazy shit