solongandseeyaloser

So that's how it ends.

[nonbinaryglitch]

Hello everyone! Since Hiveswap’s first act is just around the corner and the fandom is (hopefully) buzzing again, some of the wonderful folk over at the Hiveswap discord have decided to put together a giveaway for the game’s release!

9 copies of the game are up for grabs!

To be eligible to get a free copy of Hiveswap you need to follow these rules:

Reblog this post (as many times as you like.)

Be a member of the Hiveswap discord group.

Have a Steam account the game can be gifted to.

If you win and you already have a copy of the game, you can ask to gift it to a friend of yours. You do not have to be following me but you do have to have an open form of contact (inbox open or discord available) so that we can get in touch.

Likes do not count.

The giveaway will end on September 14th so you will have to reblog this before then. All winners will be chosen at random.

Hiveswap Discord | Hiveswap Reddit

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

new alignment chart

chaotic/neutral/lawful + jock/prep/goth

[a-landlocked-mermaid]

Lawful Jock

Neutral Jock

Chaotic Jock

Lawful Prep

Neutral Prep

Chaotic Prep

Lawful Goth

Neutral Goth

Chaotic Goth

[maris-solstice]

Part of me is uncomfortable with this. But the rest of me knows this is somehow…fitting. 

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

I hate this nearly as much as i love it

[young-replica]

who Lawful Goth here?

[fogbreaker-deactivated20181203]

@voiceofallmtg

[solongandseeyaloser]

Sorry about the message. I regret it and stuff. Could you delete that post? I deleted it from my blog.

Yeah, I deleted it. Sorry. For whatever it counts, I’m sorry about what happened.

[theplutofiles]

The Dark Side of Pluto: 360, 359, and 358 Days’ tags

(I apologize, this one’s a tad messy…)

@solongandseeyaloser has decoded the next set of tags from @plutos-dark-side! 

I think, for tidiness’ sake, we’ll compose weekly lists of decoded tags for these as well. It’ll make organization much easier. 

Here are the original and decoded tags:

360 Days Till:  PTFW PLZPLZPLZPLZ PLZ PTFWPLZPTFWPTFW PLZPTFW PLZPTFWPLZ PLZ PTFWPLZ PTFWPTFWPTFW PTFW PLZPTFWPTFW PLZPLZPLZPLZ PTFWPTFWPTFW

translation: “THEY ARE NOT WHO”

359 Days Till:  vskz vglvglvglvgl vgl vskzvglvskzvskz vglvglvgl vglvskz vskzvglvskzvskz vskz vglvglvglvgl vgl vskzvglvskzvskz vglvskz vglvskzvgl vgl

translation: “THEY SAY THEY ARE”

358 Days Till:  56 43 47 52 4d 58 47 52 4c 4d 20 52 48 20 47 53 56 20 49 46 4f 56 2e

translation: “Extinction is the game” or “Extinction is the rule”

These are quite sinister… We’ll have to see what the future brings!

-Admin Styx

[theplutofiles]

The Dark Side of Pluto

@plutos-dark-side isn’t very active, but reblogs all the countdown posts from the Administration. There are short, coded messages in the tags. We’re not sure if it’s a fan account or part of the plot just yet. It was brought to our attention by two of our followers–thank you!

Does anyone know anything more about this?

-Admin Styx

[theplutofiles]

It seems that @plutos-dark-side doesn’t support the Administration! Two of our followers, @solongandseeyaloser and @confettiexplosion, have decoded them: 

365 days till: They aren’t telling you the truth

364 days till: Don’t believe everything you see

363 days till: The truth is already out there

362 days till: You cannot find the answers

361 days till: For your safety do not 

[solongandseeyaloser]

So I guess I am part of a Pluto thing now?

I've recently joined a group dedicated to cracking ciphers from the Pluto administration and related blogs, ask me for more info. It's fun. I've done a few so far.

[sasukesuchihasss-deactivated202]

*begins breakdancing gently* what’s wrong, son 

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

what the fuck. what does this even mean. who thinks of this shit. why is it so funny. i hate this site.

I don’t care if they got a body like Nicki Minaj with their boobs pushed up to their chin and wear more pink and ruffles than a unicorn in a tutu. If they tell you they’re nonbinary, then they’re fucking nonbinary.

I don’t care if he’s got the highest, prettiest voice and wears dresses and pink glittery nail polish and high heels. If he tells you he’s a boy, then he’s a fucking boy.

I don’t care if she looks like the Hulk and talks like Morgan Freeman and has a beard to rival Thor and the hairiest chest and legs ever and wears a suit. If she tells you she’s a girl, then she’s a fucking girl.

Deal with it.

[ms-meredith-milton]

Riding public transit shortly after Caitlin Jenner introduced herself to the world, I heard two men in their sixties with thick Southern accents turn conversation to ‘this whole Jenner business.”  I braced myself for something ugly and considered moving further down the train; I’m glad I didn’t.

“I just don’t get it, ya know?” one of them began, shaking his head.  “I mean, you bump into somebody in the supermarket and you say, ‘I’m sorry, sir,’ and hear back, ‘actually, it’s ma’am,’ then you say, ‘so sorry, ma’am; my mistake’ not ‘I’LL CALL YOU SIR IF I DAMN WELL FEEL LIKE IT!!!’”  More head shaking.  “What’s the matter with some people?  They just got no manners.’

“Couldn’t agree more Hoyden.”

Got off that train with a big smile on my face.

[arcreblogs]

johnny appreciation post

[darkabysskeeper]

The Land

[shencomix]

A and B smell the flowers.

image / twitter / facebook / patreon

[solongandseeyaloser]

90% of horse movies

girl: *finds horse who is impaired in some way*

girl: dad can I keep it

dad: no there's no hope for it let's go

girl: dad u idiot u don't get me

girl: *visits horse in middle of the night*

*cuts to girl riding the horse in an open field bc she is free and her dad can't control her*

dad: how dare u

girl: just let me prove to u this horse is special

girl: *enters race*

girl: *wins*

dad: u make me so proud

horse: *whinnies*

[coconutcows]

please stop smeckledorfing these lesbians

[luckyzorua]

ALEX HIRSCH HIMSELF FUCKING RETWEETED THIS IM SCREAMIGN

[ouijamoon]

[rapicho]

ok every time I see this post I find it necessary to point out Jesus was a carpenter like he legit would’ve used the fuck outta a nail gun

[50shadezofcarter]

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

[ecologiadigital]

Remember when that cop pepper-sprayed students in 2011? UC Davis paid $175K to scrub it from the internet’s memory https://t.co/5prbgrx1WL

— Xeni (@xeni) April 14, 2016

[daggers-drawn]

Nice try fuckers.

[steeleman]

$175K wasted with every reblog.

Let’s sure they DON’T get their money’s worth.