All But Flooded With The Dawn

Lady Bard, Fisher Queen, Comics Geek, Talks To Crows

[lostthebucky]

When you can’t contain the Thirst™

[colorcoated01]

I am dying.

[agoodcartoon]

Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.

- submitted by Gene

[sciencevevo]

why is he tearing down a wall with an axe

[officialcyndilauper-deactivated]

i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone

[cheaphalloweencostume]

how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim

[bogleech]

I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP*

[dr-archeville]

“I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.”

“Ha ha, and then what? ;) ”

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

“For the love of God, Montresor!” -Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe

[digitaldiscipline]

Incessantly, I heard a smacking, as of some entitled dipshit whacking, whacking on my chamber door.

Resignedly, I placed another layer, voicing a quiet, repeated prayer, “This dude thinks he’s a player, but I am not a point to score, he should fuck off and bother me no more.”

Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

- The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro

[trixiedenise]

Damn, that was good.

[hermitofthehills]

A really bad chronic illness joke I just told...

Is your body Australia? Cuz everything is trying to kill you.

(My hyperthyroid brain thought this was a GREAT joke)

[bitchycode]

Love it on Christmas Day when a label on a present says “from mom and dad” and you just know that dad has absolutely no idea what’s inside

[biestcallisto]

In 20 years a hollywood movie called “Aleppo” will win 7 Oscars and everyone will say “Something like that should never be allowed to happen again”

[audreynical2]

The protagonist will be a white photojournalist.

[solopatria]

[enatomars-deactivated20201227]

I made a quiz that tells you which character trope you fit best! There’s ten different results! Feel free to take it!

Reblog in the tags what you got!

[genoshaisforlovers]

The Anti-Hero

[projectqueer]

Disabled People Will Die Under Trump. Please Help Us.

You shouldn’t have to be personally affected by something to care about it.

[melaphantastic]

Reindeer photoset, as promised.

You’ll need to click on Rudolph to see the whole thing.

[vanwizard]

bad shakespeare aesthetics: hamlet (requested by anon)

[polishpriests]

Polish cardinal blessing a supercomputer cluster. 2013.

[faster-than-asparagus-is-cooked]

Reblog to protect yourself and your computer from porn bots

[emospritelet]

Man, do I need this!

[blackness-by-your-side]

Veterans Ask Native Elders For Forgiveness At Standing Rock.

I never thought I would see this day when a white man apologizes for the tyranny and oppression of Native American population. This is so powerful. This is the nation that I want - responsible, compassionate and that learns from its mistakes.

God bless them!

[micdotcom]

One woman delivered the perfect response to Donald Trump’s Twitter meltdown about SNL. A little louder for the people in the back, please.

[boomarsmovedblogs-deactivated20]

for each note this post gets i will pat my dog

her name is nelly & she is soft and lovely & she makes weird noises when she gets excited

[blackmodel]

what type of demons yall cook in florida

[wellillbedamned]

Imagine your icon getting followed around by little ducklings that think that your icon is their mom

[miniangel]

i know this is stupid but like im genuinely afraid no one is ever gonna like enough to ask me out on a date or like someone’s gonna treat me bad and it just fucks me up bc there’s like a seed planted in my head telling me to be cautious and have back up plans ready to be lonely forever