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Sofia, you know how to kill a Kraken right...? I have a rather specific request for you, if you can do it.. It's disrupting the party.

Like most people, Sofia has been trying to enjoy the party to whatever degree was acceptable, not that she didn’t make time to ensure things were running smoothly. It was master’s event, and she knew how well organized everything needed to be. She’s standing on the side, watching her fiance curiously exploring some of the activities, when she hears some screaming and a very familiar ping coming from her tablet. The message? Well, something she didn’t quite expect.

What? Oh well, nothing Sofia can’t probably deal with. After excusing herself and telling Asseylum she’ll be back shortly, the girl leaves in search of this enigmatic kraken.

>Leave it to me, Master.

Something’s about to taste a Great Spell, Thunder of Zeus….

I'm stealing Slaine's princess... [Closed]

It had been unexpected news; to suddenly learn that one's fiance was gone and replaced by a new arrival. It wasn't saddening nor upsetting in the least, Sofia had never actually met her previous to-be-spouse, but there was no denying that it was as troublesome as the first round. The child, however, had learned from small mistakes during her stay, and the most important lesson was that never meeting her partner would simply cause more trouble in the long run. Thus, it was natural that she'd try this time.

Besides, not everything was entirely unpleasant in this new life, contratry to her first ideas. No one needs to know that, however.

Sofia had approached the matter as calmly as she would any task, doing some small research in hopes of learning a little more about this new person, but there was little to learn about new arrivals. She had just the name Asseylum Vers Allusia and the picture of a blonde girl definitely a few years older than herself. While not exactly the most helpful, the white haired fighter, at least, had an idea of who to search for. Fate would have them meet sooner that Sofia expected.

Many people finding this particular teashop as their preferred job was certainly wothy of being considered a mystery, but it did have it's advantages at times. Finding her fiance would be joining them being one of them. Their day is rather slow-paced, and Sofia observes the princess from time to time before finally approaching her at the end of their shift. "You're Asseylum, right?"

#versian #i can't do titles they are too hard

[ text ] I long to suck your hot boots.

[Unsent text] Disgusting.

[text] Please refrain from doing so, Davide.

[ text ] Kick me all over.

Not exactly what Oikawa taught her, but close enough... Thanks for the lesson, Dad.

[text] Well, if that is what you wish for, Master.

[text] I'll gladly oblige.

[ text ] I’m touching my selfie.

Shido are you so desperate for attention you need to resort to this...?

[text] What am I supposed to say to that?

[text] ...

[text] Perhaps that I'm not surprised?

[ text ] I can’t wait to get you a loan.

[text] I doubt that is necessary, Master.

[text] Thank you for your... consideration, nonetheless.

[ text ] I’m touching my selfie.

[text] Thank you for sharing that information, but...

[text] Do I know you?

unmeme

SUXT MEME

[ text ] Imagine my hard pen is inside you. [ text ] I’m touching my elf. [ text ] I want to strike your naked buddy. [ text ] I want to feel your ham on my buddy. [ text ] Imagine me kicking you on the lips. [ text ] Imagine me easing my shelf into you. [ text ] I can’t wait to get you a loan. [ text ] I want to play with your bills. [ text ] My pandas are wet. [ text ] My panties are soaring. [ text ] Think about me whilst you walk yourself off. [ text ] You turn me onion. [ text ] I want you inside me right meow. [ text ] Slip your hands inside my shit. [ text ] Spank my arson. [ text ] My duck is fully elect. [ text ] Kick me all over. [ text ] I want to spit on your face. [ text ] I’m going to comma. [ text ] I want to swallow your jazz. [ text ] I worship the gran you wank on. [ text ] Fill my moth with your big duck. [ text ] I want to feel your hams on me. [ text ] Torch my pert bun. [ text ] Imagine me kicking you on the lips. [ text ] Spread your eggs for me. [ text ] I’m touching my selfie. [ text ] I long to suck your hot boots. [ text ] Imagine me pissing down your neck.

#i can't believe this #!meme

settere

#PLEASE STEP ON ME ////

It’s been a while since he’d promised Sofia a trip to his work — due to a chain of unfortunate events, he couldn’t have done it sooner (either the photoshoots were closed off, or they took a few, long trips to finalize, considering how big the city was.) This time around, however, it’s supposed to be a relaxed, editorial shoot; and so, he decides that it’s finally time to show Sofia around, as they didn’t exactly get to hang out lately at all.

The problem presents itself as soon as they arrive. Considering the photographer is supposed to be a newbie, his interns prove to be perfectly unprofessional as well. Now, this certainly isn’t a new occurence — he’s used to getting strange request from weird, obsessive fans, but you’d think they’d spare him the weirdness in front of his 13 year old daughter. Alas, the guy throwing himself underneath their feet as soon as they enter apparently didn’t mind at all — and while usually, Oikawa brushes the whole ‘step-on-me’ thing off (it happens, so what can you do?) this time, he feels irritation weil up in his stomach.

Naturally, doing these things in public would probably ruin his sweet image; but they’re alone here, mostly, the hallway emptied out (save for a few, busy people who hardly even notice the odd occurence.) And so, encouraged by his own annoyance, he turns to Sofia, pointing at the man wiggling on the floor (disgusting.)

“Well? What do you think? Do you wanna try it?”

Stepping on men might just be a valuable life lesson, after all.

solosteorra

To have one of her parent figures approach her with a reminder and completion of a promise she'd almost forgotten was new to Sofia; as was just about everything that she was sure to learn that day. The child was no stranger to work, not here nor back home, but Oikawa’s profession as a model had indeed piqued her interest. It was one of those jobs that seemed strangely easy, and yet, somehow, people did comment about difficulties they faced (or maybe that was just her father, who knows). Either way, Sofia knew she was in for quite an interesting day.

She texts Kyoya on the way to Oikawa’s photoshoot, just to remind him that she won’t be able to make it to the tea shop, although perfectly aware that he has more than enough help. The tea shop has an oddly warm atmosphere, so the white haired fighter doesn’t feel concerned in the least.

Or at least she wasn’t until they arrive to the designated location; even if the reasons are entirely unrelated. Surprise graces her features as someone literally throws themselves at their feet—or Oikawa’s rather, and there’s a pause from both of them. Sofia could almost swear she felt annoyance radiating from the taller male’s direction, but that would be rather unlike him; maybe it’s partially Sofia’s own.

"Well? What do you think? Do you wanna try it?"

In the middle of contemplating the merits of using disaster force to shove the man aside, the brunette’s voice pulls her from her thoughts. Try it? Is he really suggesting they just step on someone? A quick glance at Oikawa’s expression answers her question, and Sofia can barely contain an amused smile and chuckle. Ah, that side of her father was surfacing, huh? There's something strangely appealing about the idea, however. Dad, what a terrible influence.

"I did not take you for the type that would condone, let alone encourage, that kind of behaviour." Who was she kidding. "I wonder if that would be appropriate, though they do seem so eager..."

#settere #ME TOO #I PROMISE TO PUT THIS KNOWLEDGE TO GOOD USE

galgens-blog

"Oh, Sofia! What’s with that face? Aren’t you at least one ounce glad to see me, I mean… We’ve been separated for quite awhile, haven’t we?" Please everyone else is giving him the WORST welcomes! It’s so saddening, honestly. He’s trying so hard.

solosteorra

Ah yes, that was definitely Shido. Sofia knew few people that would be so enthusiastic despite being constantly picked on. Sadly, she can't say she's particularly excited by the prospect of seeing him again, much like last time they were 'separated'.

"I suppose I could be." About as happy as she is to see other members of Disaster, perhaps. Here's an ounce of care, Shido. "There's no denying that having more of us here will prove to be useful, later on."

#galgens #here you can have a little bit of love #before i step on you....

Ah yes, Shido, hello. Have the warmest welcome ever from Sofia.

"..." Oops.

#i wanted to meme but the dice one was too much

garmore-blog

"You should never question the Master’s orders. Are we clear?”

#!self

Sister, this is... 2spooky [Closed@Ayano]

Ever the most festive spirit, Sofia had shown no interest in the events that were leading to the Halloween celebration, instead idly waiting for everything to pass. Things were never quite that easy though. Not only was her family excited, and actively involved in part of the festivities, but even her Master had deemed it appropriate to mention that joining in was a good idea. Blending in, she supposed, and it was that last detail that had finally pushed the white haired buddyfighter to finally try and find a costume.

Luckily for Sofia, her sister was always willing to lend a hand, and she'd heard that Ayano seemed to have taken a liking to finding costumes for others. And so here they were, at the strange store that seemingly had just opened for this occsasion. Admittedly, the idea of needing a costume was quite silly to Sofia, but it's not the worst thing in the world.

Eyes indifferently observed the numerous accesories and articles of clothing that could be mixed and matched to create several styles as the pair walked, "I've never done this kind of thing before. I'm not sure what costume I'd like or what would fit me." It was an idle comment, nothing of importance, although it would at least help break the ice.

#solotheory #here sis help me