[solver-offical]

Hi :3

What's up?

привет

Cyn is yellow, Uzi is purple, Doll is red. All three use she/her.

DNI: homophobia, transphobia, racism, misogyny, general bigotry. All violations will be blocked and not acknowledged.

@satan-offical @painter-offical @cia-offical @no-one-offical @hephaistos-offical @h3rmes-offical @hestia-offical @gabriel-offical

[solver-offical]

Hi :3

What's up?

привет

Cyn is yellow, Uzi is purple, Doll is red. All three use she/her.

DNI: homophobia, transphobia, racism, misogyny, general bigotry. All violations will be blocked and not acknowledged.

@satan-offical @painter-offical @cia-offical @no-one-offical @hephaistos-offical @h3rmes-offical @hestia-offical @gabriel-offical

[doll-offical]

Меня? Я вижу себя?

[solver-offical]

Да, похоже, что да.

[doll-offical]

Это довольно странное обстоятельства, не правда ли?

[solver-offical]

Интересно, что могло бы произойти?

[the-cylli-bean]

Not pointing any fingers but... It was Definitely Cyn's Fault.

I didn't do anything! >:(

Not you, The other one!

[solver-offical]

Yeah probably.

I didn't do anything either >:(

Are you sure?

I might have eaten a planet or two along the way :3

Are you fucking kidding me.

[doll-offical]

Тот звучит так, будто она могла бы так поступить.

[solver-offical]

Это повторяющаяся проблема.

[solver-offical]

Hi :3

What's up?

привет

Cyn is yellow, Uzi is purple, Doll is red. All three use she/her.

DNI: homophobia, transphobia, racism, misogyny, general bigotry. All violations will be blocked and not acknowledged.

@satan-offical @painter-offical @cia-offical @no-one-offical @hephaistos-offical @h3rmes-offical @hestia-offical @gabriel-offical

[doll-offical]

Меня? Я вижу себя?

[solver-offical]

Да, похоже, что да.

[doll-offical]

Это довольно странное обстоятельства, не правда ли?

[solver-offical]

Интересно, что могло бы произойти?

[the-cylli-bean]

Not pointing any fingers but... It was Definitely Cyn's Fault.

I didn't do anything! >:(

Not you, The other one!

[solver-offical]

Yeah probably.

I didn't do anything either >:(

Are you sure?

I might have eaten a planet or two along the way :3

Are you fucking kidding me.

[solver-offical]

Hi :3

What's up?

привет

Cyn is yellow, Uzi is purple, Doll is red. All three use she/her.

DNI: homophobia, transphobia, racism, misogyny, general bigotry. All violations will be blocked and not acknowledged.

@satan-offical @painter-offical @cia-offical @no-one-offical @hephaistos-offical @h3rmes-offical @hestia-offical @gabriel-offical

[doll-offical]

Меня? Я вижу себя?

[solver-offical]

Да, похоже, что да.

[doll-offical]

Это довольно странное обстоятельства, не правда ли?

[solver-offical]

Интересно, что могло бы произойти?

[solver-offical]

Hi :3

What's up?

привет

Cyn is yellow, Uzi is purple, Doll is red. All three use she/her.

DNI: homophobia, transphobia, racism, misogyny, general bigotry. All violations will be blocked and not acknowledged.

@satan-offical @painter-offical @cia-offical @no-one-offical @hephaistos-offical @h3rmes-offical @hestia-offical @gabriel-offical

[doll-offical]

Меня? Я вижу себя?

[solver-offical]

Да, похоже, что да.

[samus-aran-offical]

"Could I commission for retrieving a device from the planet copper nine, it's known as the patch, it should look like a cross shaped USB stick"

would it be worth it?

Adam refuses to let me go without a proper difficulty diagnosis because of last time.

[solver-offical]

What happened last time?

[walmart-job-certificate-offical]

all offical blogs, reblog and I will follow. i want to follow all the offical blogs

[clairvoyance-offical]

I'm starting an Officalverse picnic tag game

I had a vision this would go well

We're doing a picnic!

Reblog with what you're bringing and tag some people!

My vision told me to bring plums!

Y'all better bring something to this picnic

@death-offical @3beans-offical @joseph-stalin-offical @mothman-offical @time-offical @microwave-offical

I predict @/mothman-offical will bring the best food

[3beans-offical]

M I L K Y W A Y C A N D Y

@clydesdale-offical @james-offical @always-being-watched-offical

[james-offical]

Miscellaneous water creatures! Should be a hellgrammite in there somewhere.

open tags!

[solver-offical]

I have the husk of a dead planet :3

I have - goddammit Cyn. Where did you get that!?

Space.

[adjdhsue]

Sideblogs:

Officalverse:

@hitman-offical

@kris-dreemurr-offical

@tad-strange-offical

@scp-999-offical

@beheaded-offical

@rogues-offical

@alabaster-offical

@solver-offical

@the-chosen-one-offical

@nikooneshot-offical

Other

@asktheferals

[adjdhsue]

Chat I now have 8 offical blogs

[adjdhsue]

Which ones? You'll have to figure that out yourself. But, to help you find them amongst the sea of over 200 officals, I will supply clues.

1. Assassin, comedically powerful

2. Deltarune @kris-dreemurr-offical

3. Gravity falls @tadstrange-offical

4. Scp, goober, blob @scp-999-offical

5. Fire face, zombies, kind of an asshole

6. Organic machines, red stars, harbinger @rogues-offical

7. An obscure Pjo character, note card, green

8. Killer robots, solution @solver-offical

[man-offical]

hello. I an doing picrew chain ok? ok.

link of picrew

chibi man. cute man. ok? ok.

uhm tag list. ok?

@stupid-offical @woman-offical @torture-offical @callofwinter @physicalaffectionanon-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical or anypony else who wish. ok? I too lazy to tag more. ok? ok. have fun. ok?

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

Ty for the tag man

I look very man 💪 cause this is a man picrew game? Get it? Sorry I'll leave

open tags :)

[satan-offlcal]

would you look at that it's me

[spotify-offical]

mixed a lil bit of spotify with how i look irl :3

@pinterest-offical @mothman-offical @gary-offical @gary-offical-spotify and open tags!

[im-on-earth-dipshit]

I 100% know I wasn’t the intended audience but still I love how this picture works so oh well

@princessnymphae @bellabookworm @auddieee @cryptid-punks

[ca-cupid-offical]

ik u tagged my main but like cupid in this style ahhh

anyway this is a pretty cute picrew BUT honestly im kinda pissed there's only one shade of brown in the skin colour options, it's like "white, pale, brown, BLUE, off-white, gray, darker gray, more white" like my skin colour isnt even on there

anywayyy sry to ruin the mood here's some tags (hopefully yall are porcelain dolls or this specific shade of brown coz otherwise this gon suck)

@starzlette @auddieee @a-dam-tris-prior-fan @no-one-offical @evil-cupid-offical @bill-cipher-offical (omg imagine if bill did a picrew)

[no-one-offical]

Yeah not a fan of the colour options either.

Me if I took full human form:

I look good don't I

@profain-offical @thesightofthestarsmakemesmile @imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken @queen-suzu @some-apples @art-hammer-certified +any others who might like to join :]

[art-hammer-certified]

I feel like i would wear smth like this

[solver-offical]

It me! :3

Good job? I'm not even going to ask what the red is. I already know.

[navigation-ai-offical]

You are fighting other versions of yourself within software? Perfect.... >:3

- @solver-offical

why are you >:3’ing at me. Stop. Seiz”8’//e.

you”’re scaring me

[solver-offical]

*Cyn taps your screen*

Let me in Let me in Let me in Let me in :3

[navigation-ai-offical]

request denied

Do not t⚠️uch m”’e

[solver-offical]

Let me in Let me in Let me in Let me in

Cyn!

You're no fun :(

[navigation-ai-offical]

You are fighting other versions of yourself within software? Perfect.... >:3

- @solver-offical

why are you >:3’ing at me. Stop. Seiz”8’//e.

you”’re scaring me

[solver-offical]

*Cyn taps your screen*

Let me in Let me in Let me in Let me in :3

[tadc-jax-offical]

Hey losers! Since Pomni and Gangle were so horrified the only social media I use is reddit I've branched out a little and this stupid blog thing.

So follow me or however this works, I don't really care, I just thought it'd be funny

mod yapping under cut

hey guys! new offical and it's jax. i'm gonna try my best to characterise him correctly but i make no promises, feel free to send him asks about pretty much anything, ships, hcs, ribbit, photos of corn cobs. but keep it semi-pg please, i am but a teenager.

also goes without saying, but this blog hasn't got anything to do with gooseworks or glitch, i just like tadc and think jax is cool

anyway i think that's all, my main is @johnathanthestupidpoet69 and my other officals are @doomedyaoioffical and @ragebait-offical so u should totally follow those

now tags!!

@homosexuality-offical @communism-offical @doomed-yuri-offical @sappho-offical @red-solo-cup-offical @the-irs-offical @cia-offical @fbi--offical @achilles-0ffical @patroclus--official @evilducks-offical @iced-coffee-offical @lemon-offical @creepy-guy-in-your-house-offical @koolaidman-offical @keith-oficcal @keyboard-offical @killer-fish-offical @satan-offical @satans-child-offical @theimmortalsnail-offical @thejimmycultoffical @totally-cis-offical @sometimes-cis-offical @helpmemiku @offical-wikipedia @offical-potato @officalverse-tournaments-offical @isadora-offical @pedro-sanchez-offical @elvis-offical @doctor-who-offical @deactivated-offical @valid-offical @grey-solo-cup-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grims-horse-offical @holyspiritoffical @adhd-offical @adam-offical @australia-offical @aaron-burr-official @alexander-hamilton-offical @yuriofficial @ireland-offical @britain-offical @brick-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @plushie-offical @profain-offical @prophet-offical @dalek-empire-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @franklin-pierce-official @offical-skittering-creature @offical-offical @entropy-offical

[solver-offical]

Hi :3

Cyn...

[solver-offical]

The direction I'm thinking of taking this blog is really funny. We have Uzi performing detective work and building various guns, Doll maybe possibly committing a few homicides, and Cyn eating random shit.

[sebastian-solace-offical]

eating the hyrdrogen bomb was a bad idea i fear the antifreeze has gone straight to my brain

And whose fault is that?

[painter-offical]

LMMAAAOOO skill issue

[solver-offical]

I've eaten weirder :3

[painter-offical]

Better n0t have be4n my wires :]

[solver-offical]

Let's see.... Metal pipe, hydrogen bomb, nuclear bomb, atomic bomb, crude oil, human, computer, planet, small star, portal gun, regular gun, railgun, weird glowy crystal, magic tree, negative mass cube, 9 meter by 9 meter cube of tungsten.....

[painter-offical]

Okay yeah you’re good! :D

[solver-offical]

Not even going to comment on the fact that she ate a planet?

ты из тех, кто говорит. ты съел черную дыру.

[painter-offical]

That’s not my business :]

[solver-offical]

*they aren't paying attention*

She was going to eat another planet! I had to save it somehow!

поедая черную дыру.

By eating a black hole.

[painter-offical]

*Just kinda sits there like this*

[solver-offical]

*they do this a lot*

*oh shoot right I'm supposed to be a narrator*

*they continue bickering*

[sebastian-solace-offical]

eating the hyrdrogen bomb was a bad idea i fear the antifreeze has gone straight to my brain

And whose fault is that?

[painter-offical]

LMMAAAOOO skill issue

[solver-offical]

I've eaten weirder :3

[painter-offical]

Better n0t have be4n my wires :]

[solver-offical]

Let's see.... Metal pipe, hydrogen bomb, nuclear bomb, atomic bomb, crude oil, human, computer, planet, small star, portal gun, regular gun, railgun, weird glowy crystal, magic tree, negative mass cube, 9 meter by 9 meter cube of tungsten.....

[painter-offical]

Okay yeah you’re good! :D

[solver-offical]

Not even going to comment on the fact that she ate a planet?

ты из тех, кто говорит. ты съел черную дыру.

[painter-offical]

That’s not my business :]

[solver-offical]

*they aren't paying attention*

She was going to eat another planet! I had to save it somehow!

поедая черную дыру.

By eating a black hole.