T H E Y W I L L K N O W

(Tumblr please, I'm too young to die) 🫘T H E Y W I L L C O M E A S T H E P R O P H E C Y F O R E T O L D A N D T H E Y W I L L R E A P T H E S O U L S O F T H O S E W H O M O R E T H A N T H R E E B E A N S🫘 () Is for when the mod is talking The bean uses it/they/bean pronouns but it's better if you use it's name would prefer to just be called by it's name

[3beans-offical]

who is connected to the bean?

T H E B E A N H A S F O U R F R I E N D S

@/some-apples

@james-offical

Anon who counted the beans

@clairvoyance-offical

A N D O N E A C Q U A I N T A N C E

@s0l4rst4rz

A N D A T L E A S T F I F T Y T H R E E [--------------]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[unyieldingtinnitus]

eeeeee

[3beans-offical]

imagine not having the Wikipedia app

[clairvoyance-offical]

TODAY'S FREE VISION

Lawyers are overrated

[3beans-offical]

Y E S P L E A S E D O N ' T H I R E A L A W Y E R

F O R Y O U R S A F E T Y

[pt: yes please don't hire a lawyer for your safety :end pt]

[3beans-offical]

S A D T O H E A R T H A T E V E R Y O N E D I E D : (

I ' M S O R R Y F O R Y O U R L O S S A N D I S H A L L M U R D E R U H H W H O E V E R ' S R E S P O N S I B L E

[pt: sad to hear that everyone died :( I'm sorry for your loss and I shall murder whoever's responsible :end pt]

[3beans-offical]

Ooc: bean lore post because I haven't used this blog in months and this can either explain it's death or lead to a new plotline

long ass post

written in a series of notes, like how the employees always communicate

...is anyone there?

I think our boss abandoned us...

-Jeff

...

Does that mean we can go raid his office?

between you and me I've always wanted to consume more then 3 beans

-Steve

I.. sure? I mean the power here has been out for a while, it doubt T H E B E A N is coming back

-Jeff

Am I crazy or does anyone else miss it?

-Martha

MARTHA I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD???????

-steve

Uhhhhh wait yeah I am, ignore that you ever heard from me

(followed by a drawing of a smiley face)

-martha

Do you still wanna raid bean's office?

-Jeff

YESSSS MEET ME IN LIKE 20 MINUTES AND THEN LETS GET TF OUT OF HERE

-steve

...

*20 minutes later one could hear the two employees seeing each other face to face for the first time in a while.*

It's unsure what happened in T H E B E A N 's office, but there wasn't any of the loud sounds of metal screeching that usually happened when someone entered

(if anyone who doesn't know what's happening sees this... I'll just tell you you're gonna have a hard time finding the rest of the lore it's not organized in the slightest)

[capgras-delusion-offical]

Um, hi... I saw officals tag other officals to become known.

To make it more fun, let's make this a Tag Game!

Tell me something you're afraid of (it doesn't have to be serious at all) and keep the chain going if you want. I'll go first: besides my constant fear that people have been replaced by imposters, I'm scared of Ketchup....☹️

(what am I doing?? any of you could be doppelgangers...I'm just asking for it at this point.)

@cr0w-offical @bug-offical @lesbian-offical @nurse-offical @da-police-offical @white-boy-offical @timeloopoffical @offical-wikipedia @the-king-of-beans-offical @moth-offical @not-offical-offical @pepsi-offical @sprite-offical @fanta-offical @stalin-official @astronaut-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @costco-offical @paranoia-offical @chipotle-offical @shoe-offical @amnesia-offical @rock-offical @good-person-official @man-offical @james-offical @white-boy-offical @penny-offical @breadcrumb-offical @geralt-of-rivia-offical @7-eleven-offical @opossum-on-heroin-offical @rat-on-cocaine-offical @interaction-requests-offical @dying-pen-offical

and anyone else who wants to join!

[james-offical]

I fear my human job supervisor, I think he is called Robert

@ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @3beans-offical + open tags

[3beans-offical]

I F E A R P E O P L E W H O D O N ' T L I K E H OR S E S

I M E A N H O W C A N Y O U N O T L I K E S U C H A M A J E S T I C C R E A T U R E??

@clydesdale-offical +open tags

(I fear my boss too -steve)

[cishet-offical]

Are there any officals that possibly make people lost in the woods for ungodly amounts of time? I need to have a chat about why I had to eat nothing but possibly poisonous mushrooms for the last while.

[3beans-offical]

Could be me if you want

I'm sure there are better options though

[3beans-offical]

Happy new year bean!

- @clairvoyance-offical

H A P P Y N E W Y E A R T O Y O U A S W E L L

[gay-cheerios-offical]

yall in the officalverse NOTICE ME PLEASEEEE

[3beans-offical]

S O M E T I M E S I T ' S B E T T E R T O N O T G E T N O T I C E D

[gay-cheerios-offical]

but i like attention

[3beans-offical]

dont we all

[gay-cheerios-offical]

yall in the officalverse NOTICE ME PLEASEEEE

[3beans-offical]

S O M E T I M E S I T ' S B E T T E R T O N O T G E T N O T I C E D

[3beans-offical]

P O L L

I S T H E W A Y I T Y P E H A R D T O R E A D

P I C K T H E T R U T H I T W O N ' T S T O P M E

yes the way you type is hard for me to read and you should change something

no the way you type is not hard for me to read but you should change something

Not sure/sometimes and you should change something

yes the way you type is hard for me to read and you should not change something

no the way you type is not hard for me to read and you should not change somethi

Not sure/sometimes and you should not change something

Voting ended onDec 17, 2025

@clairvoyance-offical @james-offical @clydesdale-offical

[donotmindme1]

I find it so hard to believe that this year is almost over. I fear that my years will only pass me by the older I get.

@howlingday @anxiousdragoncollector @arc-nsfw @vecnawrites @supersaiyanjedi14 @juanarc-thethird

[silverfan77]

@kalenustheparade @sdnik0 @gojixyz69 @hikari-hoshino @theultimateshadow @memeuni08

[kaleidoesstuff]

Awww, well from my side: @silverfan77 @arliarolli @mischievously-royalty @bumblebee-chimera @pickljar @popstar-poppy @radioapple-hh @nonameoww

[arliarolli]

@kalenustheparade @marieotic @frogonanegg @neuro-netwerk @wowza53 @normystical @ghostlylexie @khorlo-brother @parsnippili

Merry Christmas, guys!!! (∩˃o˂∩)♡

[0wliee]

Marry Christmas!! @arliarolli (sorry to post on this acc! @frogonanegg is me :) )

@megandog21 @axuanmii @akkokagori @malin-la @pearlgodaymen @kanabrei @1llmeaniell1 @starlygalaxy @mosaicofdreamsanddragons

[megandog21]

Oh! Thank you, @eggsbenedict8 you're very kind.

@kitsunesongs @periguita @diamondkat @randomreader92 @certaindreamwitchreader @starryeyeddreamer21 @blue-rose-soul @notaplayerimapuppeteer @maximilian-alexander @allastoredeer @durch-hali @cornix-the-void-crow @lilietsblog @la-beans-guardian @bluedancer9000 @spinedotlazuli1120 @tyrantchimera

Merry Christmas to all of you 🤗

[bluedancer9000]

@nevermore-mourn-offical @simpson17866 @mineville @solic-1

[yapofalltrades]

(Idk exactly what it means but I'll tag some of my moots!) @call-me-chips @venustheidiot @sparesomeserotonin @astray-arlo @peckforlovingheck

+bonus @nevermore-merry-official Merry christmas >:)

[call-me-chips]

If i forget anyone I am very sorry

@lucius-the-scapegoat @shycroissanti @aieroartstudios @wyjam @thunder-dexy @falling-stars-dont-go-far @meetmeataliminalspace @call-me-copycat @crimck @r0sy-maple-m0th @sun--bug @c00kietin @lucytsukii @lilbearie @irasketchbooks @marmalad3-jar @adagiorii @free-birds-soaring-high @owlbboy @butidonotapprove @tastelessleather @shaibonbon and I would tag @mhasthings but it never works :,)

Also apologies to anyone who didnt want to be tagged

[call-me-copycat]

Thank you thank you @call-me-chips (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ) And thank you to @monomalover22 as well for tagging me in another reblog ♡⁠(⁠Ӧ⁠ｖ⁠Ӧ⁠｡⁠)

My 4 year Tumblr anniversary is coming up soon, isn't that crazy? I've had the pleasure of meeting so many lovely people on here, I love you all (and those I might've missed ^⁠_⁠^;;) so very much! ♡⁠(⁠˃͈⁠ ⁠દ⁠ ⁠˂͈⁠ ⁠༶⁠ ⁠)

@geekandafreak @2soul2 @tastelessleather @depengu @bookvvitch @atsukoshigaraki @heartvagabond @blu-stars-blog @epickiya722 @bfire92 @huntersconstellationorion @spacefinch2 @mhasthings @faededaway @yumeyuyumeyume @thefreshpickedhero @smashley351 @dreaminofanime @amiko-aizawa @tired-teacher-blog @xdrakesboyfriend @creamynotcrunchy @dynachan @deafeningcheesecakewhispers @mazu-art @roseytheangel @lioma-von-erwen @athiria @shotaaizawaeraserheadhero @jossegv @nyantarodog @shortcakelongcake @hitoshishusband @sterlingsabrina @heartvagabond @cipher-of-the-round-table @cuter-girls-from-vns-anime-manga

No one has to reblog this, I'm just showing my appreciation - thank you all so very much! (о´∀`о)

[yumeyuyumeyume]

aww thanks for tagging me 💖

so much happened in just 11 months (times goes so fast). I got my funkoyama, I've improved in art and animation better than before, I've become better at cooking ... so I'm proud ! I'm also learning css and html codes for ao3 ^^

I hope everyone has fun this month and that the next year is a lucky year !

@felixthethief @letsallkill @amaisweetieheart @veeeffvee @trepans-apprentice @pastelparsec @hatsune-kun @little-lion-man-self-ships @gauchestardust @piercethewings @hiodoshi-ao @bee-apis @necro-ushka @cureneko @justfollowmyintuition @songofsirensandserenity @sins-of-vesper @queer-anarchist-rat @maricoffeebeansized @iwishyoucouldtalk @redmistyume @tetrimidion @kai-boone @lamentofthefallen @marchenshoujo @will-pilled @minahs-loves

sorry for those who I didn't tag, I tend to forget usernames 😓

as for anyone who doesn't want to be tagged, pls let me know !

also ...

🌟 MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎄✨

[kboone]

<3 🫂 my friends..

@cryptid-punks @cleverclove @blueberrybro @thefawnandthebear

[cryptid-punks]

hiii hun <3

this year has been crazy actually!! so much change and new things :0

@kai-boone @eviltrick @a-smol-nugget @rustwhenimdead @thefawnandthebear @im-on-earth-dipshit

all my KR friends, the past sonic friends, all the people always in my likes and reblogs!! anyone who has spent time talking to me :)

special shout out to any twisters fans, and the objectum / car lovers… i’ve discovered and become apart of so many new spaces this year ❤️

[rustwhenimdead]

Aw thank you Lance <3 you've become a very wonderful part of my little world here on Tumblr!

If you told me a few months ago that I'd have the safe space and the support that I have now I would never believe it, there are so so many people I'm thankful for and value having in my life even if it's just a small little part on the Internet.

@cryptid-punks (of course) @treadgrinder, @flickeredflames, @drinkingjetfuel2, @mirrorfinish and honestly ALL of the objectums I've met this year <3

[drinkingjetfuel2]

aw ty! <3

@cowolla, @treadgrinder, @machine-grrrl, @bensect, @blade-ranger-301, @valkyrieres, @samcat71470558, @burningskysofcybertrom, @flying-machine07, @supersylph

[flying-machine07]

WAAHHHHH..

ok it's late when I'm reblogving this and I'm tired so I'll only tag a few of my friends BUT!! I LOVE ALL THE MUTUALS!!! I'm just tired and don't want to think of everyone but I love you all /p

@strykezyx @knightmarebug @el-crafts @yla03 @igige @kirbyrightbackatya2008 @wistriverside

[strykezyx]

TRUE....

@flying-machine07 @wistriverside @el-crafts @igige @kirbyrightbackatya2008 @yla03 you guys too !!! @noah-bout-it @flint072 @kn1ghtishere

anddd some people I think r cool/im moots with I think mostly from the rs fandom but not all,,, im also lowkey tired so sorry if miss some of y'all's❤️‍🩹 @aroace-elgyem @patorucho @3p1cn00b @goodduckylucky

u guys r all pretty cool thx for being my friends/moots/wtv y'all consider us🫡 here's to a happy new year !!!

[kirbyrightbackatya2008-deactiva]

@strykezyx @wistriverside ty for being my partners of 6 months

@radiostaticiky @shroomy-foxz-dos ty for being my partners of 2 months

@angelwings-fly @el-crafts @flying-machine07 @hellhexx @igige @mitzkilvr @noah-bout-it @yla03 ty for being my friends

ily all <3 /vpos

[wistriverside]

AAAHHH THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO KEEPS TAGGING ME IN THIS!! I love you guys so much <3

@mitzkilvr @radiostaticiky @shroomy-foxz-dos @strykezyx @kirbyrightbackatya2008 @weirdpansexualsworld You guys are the best thing that's ever happened to me and my best friends. Thank you for being here for me through everything!!

@pixelatedhomunculus2 The irl ever!! You're awesome dude I'm so glad we got to have more classes together this year

@eeveonaartz HIIIII I can't believe it's been another year of our friendship already. It's going so fast. Ily I'm so grateful I have you in my life!

@flying-machine07 @el-crafts @yla03 @igige @noah-bout-it @knightmarebug Atari gang!! Ily guys /p

@femmeryanross @princessbubblegumyum @girl-on-the-subway @arteei @kingofkaumidy5 @weirdgayweevil @a-star-bear @boatemholes @linnielemon @angelwings-fly @hellhexx @just-a-nightmare-in-silk @allthefrogsaregay @pyxilate @skrimpchips @transparentluminarysalad @my-street-name-is-beanie-baby @myrlovesstuff HIIII MOOTIES YOU GUYS ARE SO AWESOME!!!! Hope I didn't miss anyone 🥹

[kingofkaumidy5]

I can't tag everyone but moots if you see this on my page or on your dash then I love you all.

[timothydrakeofficial]

@microwaved-grilled-cheese @th3-b1tch-cam3-back @ch-charred @greenlanternnerd @damianwayneissuperior @donna-troy-official @theprinceofthieve @theallmightypotato @the-real-jason-todd-not-dead @littlebatdemonrobin @joker-junior-tim @harleenquinntime @babybatthesuperiorrobin @may-chaos-reign @sophiaqueenofficial @imnotafreakipromise @jam-todd @stockthestain2 @bat-phantom @yourlocalflockofpigeons @jordyntheanxietygremlin @superiorwayne @gayshrek @jason-t0dd @polohasobsessions @trashcannotbealive

These are just my moots but it also goes for all my followers! 💖💅✨

[polohasobsessions]

@oboy049 @timothydrakeofficial @robs-your-robins @siriuslyepicrunner

Not a long list but still a list💕😛

[sparkle-robin-4]

Love U polo

@fortyraccoonsinatrenchcoat @eyes-without-a-faceeeeeeeeeeeeee @favouriteforlonglongtime @toweird2benormal-deactivated5787 @imkindasleepdeprived @ash-cherryblossom @ang3l-ocean @betterunderthestars @brieflyspookyrook @blackbrother2508 @charbr @clodyghost @crowwolf8 @drivingmeinsan3 @draw-the-fallen-stars @doutzen-taylors-version @elevencherries @ghostonagravestone @garden-of-runar @hyunjinisintheairfryer @hdgepodgelovesfrogs @ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper @illicit-poet @issacs-hyperfixation-kingdom @just-4-girl @justremuslupininamask @kingofkaumidy2 @krow-offical @koshkaur @lookinforluck @lillylovesarcticmonkeys @lllaced @ninjitheninjaturtle @n0ahh0pal @polohasobsessions @riri-shark-in-perpetual-motion @snakepetal @straykidlover @spookymoonyy @thepicklekingog @the-stars-are-never-far-away @v0zdxd @what-even-is-thiss @withutterdisdain-landen @whatonearthisgoingon

And everyone I forgot, love you all so much. Every one of my moots brightens my life, love U fuckers

[fortyraccoonsinatrenchcoat-deac]

I cant (alas) tag everyone right now but all of you are so dear to me.

Special shout outs to these people for supporting me through this year:

@siriuslyepicrunner @toweird2benormal-deactivated5787 @imkindasleepdeprived @issacs-hyperfixation-kingdom @eyes-without-a-faceeeeeeeeeeeeee @withutterdisdain-landen @my-castles-crumbling @whatonearthisgoingon @historicallyroomates and many more.

I love you all super much.

Special shout out to @snakepetal . Love you a lot, see you on monday ❤️

xx

[eyes-without-a-faceee]

@toweird2benormal-deactivated5787 @withutterdisdain-landen @issacs-hyperfixation-kingdom @fortyraccoonsinatrenchcoat @siriuslyepicrunner @imkindasleepdeprived @ninjitheninjaturtle @lillylovesarcticmonkeys @cowboycartier @drivingmeinsan3 @emacts6 @elevencherries @flamingsocializing @gl1tzygl0ck @ihateeveryone56 @just-4-girl @kayathebay @lordelvensmelly @n0ahh0pal @named-after-a-planet @ordinarily-unordinary @puppyexehasstoppedresponding @piratiqual-chocolate @sofhashyperfixations2 @snakepetal @thegayriley @yankee-hotel-foxtrot @commander-starscream-the-great

[thegayriley]

@do--not--you-dare @coquette-corpsie @hawiianshirttaco @ordinarily-unordinary @just-4-girl @feminism-offical @sapphic-offical @silascrow @m3g4nsb1tch @grandpappypickle

@i-eat-rusty-nails @thepicklekingog @prosperingcrescents @sockssketchingshack

@drumsticks-official @thisislilytrying @shroomy-foxz @chronicallyonlinebitch @friendly-neighbourhood-demonz @riley-th3-din0 @lllaced

@autistobrat @lukazade244

I LOVE YOU GUYS

[sapphic-offical]

aw thanks we love you too <33

@a-dam-tris-prior-fan @princessnymphae @neptunic-offical @hekate-offical @helpmemiku @do--not--you-dare @algae122 @sappho-serotonin @lightsabersandbluecookies @raynilikescats @fandom-gremlin @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @melucia @jansila @shenanigan42 @lovely-eatsrocks-sometimes @lovely-mosspatch @gia-olir @221biandconfused03 @aliensatemysocks

sorry if i didn't tag you i love all of you moots

[neptunic-offical]

Love all of my moots <3333

@yuri-offical @yuri-unoffical @towel-offical @not-offical-offical @figg-trees and more :)

[not-offical-offical]

HAPPY ASSORTED HOLIDAYS

LOVE U MOOTS

@ririwithrice @evil-moss-the-goober-offical @goblin-offical @james-offical @vengeful-unholy-ghost-offical @amnesia-offical@no-one-offical @beth-unico-offical @marinebiology-offical @aceofpans @immortal-bcz-i-have-plot-armour @pond-scum-offical @washing-machine-offical @valentine-cadaver @towel-offical @inflated-ego-offical @do--not--you-dare @pizzapops-offical @crypticgoose2854



[james-offical]

YIPPEE HAPPY HOLIDAYS magic Holliday beam go

@for-sure-not-a-llama @tea-offical @blooket-offical @gimkit-offical @asadsadlittleman @3beans-offical @ava-offical @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @gaster-wd @cishet-offical @amnesia-offical @pencil-sharpener-offical @perfection-official @thefourhosemen-official @girl-scouts-offical @ankle-biter-offical @emo-catboy-offical @goblin-offical @wallgoblin-offical @titanoboa-offical @security-guard-official @shark-albert-offical @tiresias-offical @cervical-vertebrae-offical @two-offical @kipo-offical @cute-na-kanjo-offical @scavenger-offical @eve1308 @for-sure-not-a-llama @very-normal-guy-offical @real-human-offical @man-offical @woman-offical @bob-offical @human-joe-offical @alien-joe-offical @tadstrange-offical The Seattle guy @Stardrop-farmer-offical @post-waterer-offical @john-doe-offical @business-man-offical @jared-offical @stupid-offical @no-one-offical @average-joe-offical @cishet-offical @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @gaster-dw @patroclus--offical @Somebody-offical @lame-guy-offical @cool-guy-offical sorry if I missed you for tagged you twice or if you didn’t wanna be tagged

[3beans-offical]

Y A A Y

H A P P Y H O L I D A Y S

E X C E P T N E W Y E A R S E V E N T H O U G H T H A T ' S T H E P O I N T O F T H I S T A G G A M E I S T I L L A M N O T G O I N G T O A C K N O W L E D G E I T

@clairvoyance-offical @clydesdale-offical @some-apples

[clairvoyance-offical]

TODAYS FREE VISION

Y'all are getting coal for Christmas. Each and every one of you

Except you @3beans-offical you will be getting lots of presents

NOW SCRAM!!

IM TRYING TO DO MY CHRISTMAS SHOPPING

[3beans-offical]

Y A Y

I 'L L G E T Y O U S O M E T H I N G T O O

[pathological-liar-offical]

people who have offical at the end of their username are cringe and need to grow the fuck up

[evilducks-offical]

:,(

[the-random-ovibovini]

dont worry us duck cult members will deal with them

[3beans-offical]

YES WE WILL

[ice-muncherr-deactivated2026020]

all of you weirdos in the officalverse how tf did you get there do you get initiated or some shit like wtf (asking for a friend)

[3beans-offical]

yeah you get summoned

[youtube-music-official]

terrifying

[3beans-offical]

nah not really

[ice-muncherr-deactivated2026020]

all of you weirdos in the officalverse how tf did you get there do you get initiated or some shit like wtf (asking for a friend)

[3beans-offical]

yeah you get summoned

[clairvoyance-offical]

TODAYS FREE VISION!

Dolphins will be very popular in 2026

I like dolphins

[3beans-offical]

I A M N O T E X C I T E D F O R 2026