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https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/11/05/trump-revenge-second-term/
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Sorry I Spent all mY spoons this week already and it's fucking Tuesday. We're heading to the knives
Right there with ya.
my character: *doing literally anything*
astarion in the background:
HOLY SHIT WHAT???
Here, below, is the press release I sent out today to explain what I did and why.
Since I can’t afford to sue DC, to force them to live up to the letter and the spirit of our long-time agreements; since even winning such a suit would take ridiculous amounts of money out of my pocket and years out of my life (I’m 67 years old, and don’t have the years to spare), I’ve decided to take a different approach, and fight them in a different arena, inspired by the principles of asymmetric warfare. The one thing in our contract the DC lawyers can’t contest, or reinterpret to their own benefit, is that I am the sole owner of the intellectual property. I can sell it or give it away to whomever I want. I chose to give it away to everyone. If I couldn’t prevent Fables from falling into bad hands, at least this is a way I can arrange that it also falls into many good hands. Since I truly believe there are still more good people in the world than bad ones, I count it as a form of victory.
omg lmao
me: :(
spring birdies: peep peep
me: :)
My friend: can I ask you for relationship advice?
Me: *prepares a wheel of fortune where the only two options are "communicate" and "break up"* yeah sure go ahead
PEDRO PASCAL reacts to becoming “Internet Daddy” | The Graham Norton Show
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God not only do I want Knives Out to be a trilogy but I want them to make it into fucking book series. I want to read more about Benoit Blanc while I wait for the next Benoit Blanc movie please
Honestly, half the reason I'm so psyched for Glass Onion is because it feels like Rian Johnson is being very deliberate in creating a standalone franchise. Like, all you gotta know is that Benoit Blanc is the last of the gentlemen detectives, and then Rian's gonna take you on a little journey of a style of detective story.
Knives Out (original)? That's murder-first. Think Columbo. Yes, there's a twist on the end, but Columbo had that, too.
Glass Onion? Parlor mystery. There's exactly X number of people who could have done it because all you idiots were in the parlor when one of you died.
And there are SO MANY TYPES of detective stories! And they all need different sorts of casts. But in the middle of it all, always, is the last of the gentleman detectives.
I love many things about Glass Onion, but easily one of my favourites was how Derol is just some guy. He's just there, no explanation, no reason. He could have been the "omg it was the random guy all along" guy, but no, he is just some guy. Love it.
Benoit Blanc, absolute icon that he is, got out of the bath and put on a dress shirt and tie (and cuff links!) to do business at home, but then also added a dressing gown over it because, y'know, he's at home.
my pitch for the third knives out movie is that benoit is invited to an overpriced destination wedding in the swiss alps (in keeping with the seasons theme, this one being winter, of course) and his husband gets to be there as a plus one. lots of ice sculptures, cashmere winter fits, and an absolutely gorgeous blood stain on a white wedding gown. i don't have any other ideas but i figure rian johnson can take it from here.
no you're right those two middle aged men who share an apartment together and dress like this
are probably just roommates
Me right now with the first episode of tlou and the new trailer of the mandalorian: