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hi ! Iskie, 26, she/her currently really into Dan and Phil and Heated Rivalry, and maybe some other things too profile banner by shlebbie ♡

[doodleswithangie]

For @somecomfies, a winner of the @phandomgives fanworks raffle, who requested a reenactment of this moment from Dan's birthday livestream!

Thank you to everyone who supported and donated this year for Dan’s birthday drive!

[Image description: Comic of Dan and Phil as doctors treating the Pheal, in the style of "The Pitt." Alt text is provided and copied below. End ID]

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Page one:

Dr. Daniel Howell (Senior Attending) and Dr. Phil Lester (2nd Year Resident) race the Pheal (Patient) on a gurney through the hospital hallways.

"The Pheal died!" Phil shouts, dragging an IV with him.

Dan declares, "We gonna need to intubate."

(They've seen "The Pitt," don't worry.)

Page two:

They set the Pheal up in a surgical room. Dan has a scalpel at the ready, and calls to Phil, "Okay, come here. You've seen this before?"

Phil gives a thumbs up. "Yup!"

Page three:

A surgical light backlights Dan and Phil from above as they loom over the patient. Dan takes charge of the procedure as Phil observes.

"Okay, incision. Then do another one. And then I'm gonna stick it in-"

"Fist it! Fist it!"

"And then I'm gonna-"

"Yeah."

"Connect the thing. 3-2-1."

Page four:

Dan wipes his brow. "And we've got airflow!"

Phil checks on a fully healed, happy Pheal. "Phey're back!"

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[pngsforthepeople]

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[bipolar4autistic]

ilya drunk as fuck after the first cens cup win

[huariqueje]

The Bench - Mike Hall ,  2025.

British, b.  1960 -

Acrylic on panel , 30 x 36 cm.

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[sqvigglezzzzzzzzzzzz]

Just a quick little drawing :)

[sheikahfication]

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

[ivy-michaels]

All these industries with shortages of workers and they can’t figure out why.

Im proposing the hypothesis that the reason we don’t have enough doctors/pilots/bus drivers/etc is that maybe, just maybe, having your entire industry function as a lifelong hazing ritual isn’t the best recruiting strategy.

[ivy-michaels]

Doctors are subject to 8 years of post-secondary education and are forced to work 48 hour shifts.

Pilots and other transportation workers have absurd hours of service requirements that start your rest period as “the moment you shut the vehicle down” and can be as short as 9 hours in some cases.

Railroad workers have to be available on-call 6 days a week and be ready within two hours notice. They don’t get sick time.

Retail workers have to keep a veneer of politeness against any and all abuse or they can be fired.

Truck drivers get paid by mileage and rarely see pay for shipper or receiver delays.

Work should not be designed to make you a miserable burnout and yet here we are.

[bloominflowers]

a centaurs appreciation post bc I love these characters and this team with all my heart 💗

[tea-with-mrs-mourning-dove]

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[mushroom-soup-is-my-religion]

[hisgiirlfriday-deactivated20251]

2004

[ilyapricot]

Forever thinking about “Boston is nice too?” and wanting to throw up about it. Just sitting on the floor of a gym across from the stranger who would be the Shane of his existence like.

I am so far away from home. I am so afraid but I cannot show it. I’m going to be all on my own out there and people are not kind to me. I’ve always been alone, but never this kind of alone before. I don’t really know you, but you seemed kind. And earnest. You would not lie to me. Is it safe? Will I be happy there and safe? Boston is nice too?

Ougghhhhgg. My brave little bug I’mgping to be sick

[ghost-faces-deactivated20250916]

do you like my repetitive and outdated music taste

[gaynehollander]

Ilya buys Shane a bottle of cologne during the situationship era. He doesn't admit that, of course. He would never admit to how long he spent spritzing scent strips, the long conversation he had with the sales associate about top notes, heart notes, and base notes, the amount of money he spent on that one bottle. He tells Shane it was part of some endorsement he did but that he thinks the scent doesn't really fit him; that it would work better on Shane. He convinces Shane to let him try it on him and the open desire, the hunger in Rozanov's eyes makes the world feel like it's tilted ever so slightly on its axis, like Shane's balance is a little bit off. He fucks him with an animalistic sense of urgency, nose buried in the crook of Shane's neck when he comes, teeth clamping down on the muscle of Shane's shoulder. Honestly, Shane is pretty sure he would have heard about any cologne brand deals Rozanov has but decides not to question it; he accepts the bottle anyway. He starts wearing it every day and the thrill of secretly wearing Rozanov's mark on him while going about his everyday life is nearly overwhelming. It feels like ownership and Shane doesn't know what to do with how much he loves that. Every time he meets up with Rozanov, he can see the exact moment he smells it on him and delights in how it drives him wild every time.

He starts rationing it more carefully when he sees the contents of the bottle dwindling. He dreads the day he will find it empty. Sure, he could buy another bottle but it wouldn't feel the same. It would feel like a poor imitation of the mark he's been proudly wearing in secret, right under everyone's noses.

The first time he meets up with Rozanov without wearing it, the reception is cold. He can feel the anger simmering under every word. He doesn't address it until he's pushed Shane to his absolute limits and it comes out in mean and harsh and accusatory comments that try to cover up how affected he is by Shane not wearing it; the worries about what it means that he's stopped. Shane is far enough gone by then that he admits he's been saving it; that he's close to running out. It comes out in oversensitive whimpers and half-swallowed whines as Rozanov's punishing thrusts punch the pathetic confession out of him. They don't discuss it further but, after that, Rozanov starts gifting him colognes with increased frequency.

By the time they're in a relationship, Shane has a whole shelf in his bathroom dedicated to his extensive collection. Whenever they go anywhere, Ilya will select a scent for Shane to wear. He will lovingly spritz him with it, breathing him in before they leave, and Shane preens under the attention. He can see it in Ilya's eyes, every time he catches a whiff of it, he can feel it in the way his arm tightens around Shane's waist. The quiet mark of ownership that lingers on Shane's skin without anyone else knowing that he bears Ilya's brand at his pulse points.

[gayhockeyshow]

We better get more of Ilya’s ass being played with in Unrivaled. “I need too much from you tonight” <- guy who thinks his needs are monstrous and that’s why he’s content to be god’s favorite service top but I BELIEVE through the power of love and more importantly consistent Russian therapy we can get him to a place of fucking begging for it from Hollander

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry