I'm Not Cool, I Promise

The name's Aerielle. You've been warned.

[skygenders]

NYC politics right now makes me feel like a starved dog that just smelt a juicy steak.

[skygenders]

He froze the rent last night holy fuck, him and his team don’t sleep

[bombing]

no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,

[bythestardoggedmoon]

[trumpetsbyjasonderulo]

it’s been ten years and i can confirm that everything still happens so much. happy anniversary king

[mevil]

can zelda get him pregnant already damn

[stupidwiiisdom-deactivated20230]

WHAT

[mevil]

can zelda (the princess of hyrule) get him (link the hero of legend) pregnant (cute 🥰) already damn (profanity)

[draconym]

[draconym]

great work everyone hit the bathhouse

[libraford]

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

[libraford]

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

[libraford]

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

[libraford]

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

[libraford]

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

[laterkiss]

happy pride to my favourite post on reddit

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

i just fucked the great pyramid of giza

egyptian government wasn't watching so i made love to it so sensually

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

they only figured out what happened when they noticed it blushing and smoking a cigarette and saw my footprints in the sand running away

[yugirimistwalker]

i tried drawing this iconic post 😊

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

looks great!

[animentality]

[wayfire-official]

Sex should have a secondary gameplay loop where you build bases, manage resources, and expand your territory

[flammableengineering]

polycule

[dutchster]

one of my favorite hobbies is not being a parent

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

[storm-of-feathers]

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

[radiatorchains]

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[sandersstudies]

Every time you go in a public place and something ISN’T disgusting it’s because somebody cleaned it. Every time you feel comfortable using a public bathroom or sitting at a restaurant table or setting something on a gas station counter or playing on a playground it’s because somebody cleaned it.

Thank you to everyone who cleans the world, especially those who are underpaid and under appreciated.

[pansyfemme]

it really is crazy how there are so many influencers with millions of followers i have never heard of in my life

[pansyfemme]

every day someone is like ‘have you heard about the situation with johnny youtube?’ and i go. pardon. who the hell is that