bates motel drinking game. take a drink every time:
norma says “i’m so scared” while crying
norma lies about her past
norma tells norman she loves him
norma runs away
norman runs away
norman gets knocked out
norman tries to fight someone and gets his ass kicked
norman says “i love you i’ll always love you”
+ bonus points if he’s crying when he says that
+ bonus points if he’s crying AND yelling
norman walks on the side of the road by himself in a trance while blacked out
alex kills someone with no consequences somehow
alex talks about “the way things work in this town”
dylan gets involved in some contrived drug related subplot that will eventually connect to the main story at some point
dylan kills someone with no consequences somehow
emma feels left out
a woman gets murdered
someone makes a jane eyre reference
someone is upset by someone else’s love life
