Slime Thing

30 trans girl she/they | like if a bunny was a puppy was a bot was a slime | kink katamari

[ivy-michaels]

clipping your puppy girl's' collars together with a spreader bar just long enough to keep them from kissing

[foone]

Why are you so evil

[ivy-michaels]

I enjoy the suffering of others.

[averagefairy]

being at work while your personal life is falling apart has to be among the top 3 worst human experiences. You’re at your absolute lowest and someone wants to circle back on an email…… unreal

[ifeelsosheri]

My parasite says i cant do that anymore sorry

[ifeelsosheri]

My parasite says i have to go

[nae-nae-supreme]

Lowkey I bet it felt good as fuuuuuuck to be one of the coal miners that got to blow a pinkertons brains out from a high ridge with a bolt action rifle.

[lilyblisslys]

if you sound pathetic enough when you ask her to hit you during sex, legally she HAS to do it

[lilyblisslys]

she may ask you to repeat it a couple times, which is BULLYING and ILLEGAL

[lilyblisslys]

“You came so fast after I started hitting you” BULLYING and ILLEGAL

[aknife7]

paige then proceeded to invest in more fantasy romance books after this

[dog-on-prog]

i can't believe i look like this

[anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it]

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

[ohholydyke]

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

[amorphousgenderlesscryptid]

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

[normaloperafan]

[dumbdoegirl]

my ass is literally perfect. btw.

[melodies-stereo]

people will see a trans woman's corpse and ask if anyone is going to hold it accountable

[vaporsnake]

they should rewrite the bible so that jesus would be a hot 5'2 girl with a creampie fetish from missouri

[vaporsnake]

would you prefer if she had a different fetish tumblr user nutsacktorturer

[girlstinkgood]

The lesbian pervert tattoo artist will do your piece for free if you let her huff some armpit or bulge, but she will pitch a tent every time you whimper or groan from the needle

[max-if-they-were-horny]

She can fuck me afterwards if she wants,

[lilythelycan]

I can fuck her after if she wants,

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

ive been on tumblr for like two years and im beginning to understand it. like pink text has something to do with gnomes, purple text means you're horny in a certain way, red text has something to do with really long visual novels i think, blue text means you're in a house, green text means you're okay with where the current scene is and want to keep going and experience more of this, but i still dont know what yellow text means

[daily-qifrey]

pikmin witches!! 🌿🌼

[yhivi]

[goomboat]

Shanghai Shanghai Shanghai Shanghai

[martyredsaintofavernus]

In order to enjoy the porn I make you need to realize I’m making it with my real sister