Train of salt

She/her. Reader. Somekindofflower on Ao3. Writer of fics during my spare time. Lover of Austen, Anne of Green Gables, woman-led spy shows, ER, The Rookie, and Timeless (Garcy). Currently obsessing over Daisy Jones & the Six and 9-1-1. Defender of rom-coms.

[pingo1387]

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

[chimaerakitten]

“Would you block someone just for disagreeing with you?” Pal, I’ll block someone for agreeing with me in the wrong tone of voice.

[requiem-on-water]

“Storm at Sea off the Norwegian Coast” (details, 1837) by Andreas Achenbach

[legallybrunettedotcom]

[inbabylontheywept]

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

[mckitterick]

Deadly egg recall

The FDA has upgraded an egg recall issued last month to “Class I,” its highest risk level, as it warns the public that consuming the products could cause “serious adverse health consequences or death.”

The recall of 1,589,577 dozen white-shell eggs and brown cage-free shell eggs was initially issued by Midwest Poultry Services in late July, which warned they might be contaminated with Salmonella Enteritidis.

According to the company, the eggs were produced and distributed from farms in Texas between June 6 and July 3 and have sell-by or best-by dates between July 20 and August 17. The recalled egg cartons have either the code P-1950 or 0840962 and Julian Dates between 157-184.

source: X

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[7pleiades7]

Portrait of a Girl (1896) by Arthur Hacker RA (English, 1858 – 1919), oil on canvas, 38 x 46 cm (approximately 15 x 18 in), Private Collection

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[1lluminae-files]

UNMUTE!!

[teaboot]

POV u are delicious

[robogrind]

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

[peaceinthestorm]

Vittorio Matteo Corcos (1859 -1933, Italian) ~ Portrait of Paolina Clelia Silvia Bondi, 1909

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

[seabeck]

Pillar in the mist

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[papayajuan2019]

but that's beyond the scope of this post