some nights, i call it a draw

Kai, she/her, Chicago Blackhawks and assorted hockey nonsense. Main blog: @renegadesolos

[atopcat]

This whole game is just Spain vs. Him:

[femmechilles]

if both teams in the final failed to beat you in 90min you should be crowned the honorary world cup champion. congratulations cabo verde 🥳

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[sofietrophied]

argentina this is… really embarrassing for you

[highest-violet]

soccer player wailing on the pitch after being gently bumped: i’ve been BRUTALLY ATTACKED! treason!!!!! i simply cannot go on!!! oh! oh referee!!! where is penalty? jail! jail for opponent for One Thousand Years!!!!

hockey player after being leveled by a hit, teeth on the ice, blood in his eyes: why’d you blow the whistle?? i can finish my shift! just scoop up my teeth and drop the puck.

[mymomsaiditwasaphase]

THEY'RE KILLING HIM

[krissywendell]

this game is 0-0 because they only had so many goals allotted for the last two games and france and england scored them all yesterday :/

[abkvs]

futbol torture nexus

[starrynet]

things could be worse. a player you like could be traded for a used team bus

[averagemoderncitizen]

why isn’t there an nhl stat for ‘most minutes spent upside down’

yes this is a post about marc andre fleury

[ohmylaurrd]

Every time a sj fan speaks poorly about connor bedard an angel blows its brains against the wall with an ar-10

[talktalkfttroyesivan]

[12aki]

I'm really not sure why Sharks fans don't understand why Hawks fans have beef with the Sharks. Like the two rebuilds are constantly compared with one team being marketed as "fun and whimsical" and the other as the exact opposite.

Celebrini and Bedard are also constantly put up against one each other with one being marketed as the generational talent and the other as a bust.

Is the beef completely one-sided? Yeah definitely but there are valid reasons behind why Hawks fans feel bitter. It is really not very difficult to understand.

[dieclownschaft]

fuck football

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[lemondraisaitl]

forecheck backcheck reality check

[jesterlesbian]

that “ilya rozanov to ottawa” unrestricted free agent tweet must have been insane

[fadedlovemp3]

erling haaland kill harry kane and you will be reincarnated as a monster truck