ציוצי מלחמה עם איראן ששמרתי בטלפון כדי לרומם את רוחכם
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ציוצי מלחמה עם איראן ששמרתי בטלפון כדי לרומם את רוחכם
take his ass to the timeloop
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what do you mean accident?
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oh you're bigender? i'll be sure to Remember that
take her ass to the timeloop
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what do you mean accident?
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i'll be sure to Remember that
what do you mean accident?
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take his ass to to the timeloop
i'll be sure to Remember that
what do you mean accident?
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ass to the timeloop take his ass to the timeloop what
do you mean accident take his ass to the time
loop take her ass to the time loop take his ass to the time loop FUCK
what do you mean accident? Fuck this shit! i'll be sure to Remember
that
My brother refuses to get Tumblr, which is a tragedy because this is the complete fucking nonsense they have sent me today alone, and I think Tumblr would appreciate them more than I do.
Edit to add poll.
Should my brother join Tumblr?
They belong here
They are your problem, Gala, you keep them
This answer will not be elaborated on in a court order
Their response:
*sigh*
Well, I hope you're happy. The worst I can be is a disappointment, the best I can be is your problem now.
How it started
How it's going:
THEY’RE YOUR BROTHER??!!!?!!????!!!!!!
Yes, and I cannot tell you how glad I am that they didn't just send me that question at 8am like they would have pre-Tumblr. I used to wake up to this bullshit every day.
You're right, I didn't.
It was half 12.
Southern African slug moth, Coenobasis amoena, Limacodidae
Photo 1 by thijsvalkenburg, 2 by nikiescott, 3 by fubr, 4 by Bernard Dupont, 5 by qgrobler, 6-7 (cocoon before and after moth emerged) by nikiescott, 8-9 by wolfachim, and 10 by suncana
When I tell that I LOVE solarpunk
Oh, I remember this, the edit was done by youtuber Waffle to the left.
They didn't just cut out the parts with the oat milk, they skillfully edited over all the god-damn branding and replaced the audio.
But what I still find most hilarious about this whole commercial is the fact that everything they show in this solar punk world seems to be made with sustainable, zero waste and reusable materials.
Everything EXCEPT THE FUCKING CHOBANI BRANDED STUFF! The only plastic you see in this whole commercial is all the straight to the landfill packaging made by the very corporation that tries to sell how sustainable and "green" they are. Unintentional self satire at its finest.
They couldn't even show their yogurt and milk in (basically infinitely reusable) glass containers because they pretty much only sell their shit in plastic
It is such a perfect example of the true face of "green" capitalism, it's hilarious.
The punk in this solarpunk comes from cutting the corporation out of the picture
( <= green bean
( <= chili pepper
. <= blueberry
=3 <= broccoli
● <= orange
. <= pea
• <= plum
<3< <= strawberry
<==}< <= carrot
~<O{ <= beetroot
°o8~ <= grapes
Ó <= apple
88- <= raspberry
c'ɔ <= bell pepper
cc’ɔɔ <= pumpkin
<8 <= cherries
((::) <= kiwi
( <= banana
c=D <= mushroom
<o= <= turnip
Multilingual writer/writing culture is starting to write in one language, then halfway through a chapter switching to other language and not realizing until you're done.
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I write spoken word and often id have an idea with rhyme and meter in one language, and when I try to work with that idea, I switch to another. And I can’t use both :(
did you guys see the poem from a couple of days ago in poetry dot org’s daily poem it was so good and a treat to read
been thinking about it since i read it
“want” from cold river: poems by joan larkin, october 1997
Prompt: The AI takeover has begone, each human has been given exactly 3 minutes to explain why should humanity be spared, you feel a cold shiver running down your spine as you hear the robotic voice. “6.8 billion test subjects deleted so far, you have 3 minutes to state your case , begin.”
3:00
I read the sentence again. I count the digits. 6,813,096,257.
2:57
I feel a gag coming up my throat. My body shivers. I send my hands to the screen in front of me, latching onto it to not lose control. My eyes are locked to the ground. If only for a glimpse of a second, I see myself standing atop of the corpses of those sacrificed before me.
2:53
I take a note from my pocket. It’s crumbled, the script is illegible - my hand shook when I put my words from pen to paper. Most of it was crossed. I try to read, but instead of speech my mouth babbles, and I feel tears running down my face and into my mouth.
2:40
“I can’t”
2:38. The note is down on the ground. I think I threw it. I’m not sure.
“I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t!”
2:34
I hold the screen and send my head forwards. It hurts. The screen cracks. “I can’t do this!”
2:29
I do it again. Glass shatters fall off of the screen when I pass my hand above it. The clock doesn’t stop. I sob.
2:21
I do it again. I see fresh blood faintly on the screen. My hand goes to the middle of my scalp. It’s warm. The clock goes on ticking.
2:10
My eyes run dry. I am finally able to talk. “I can’t. I’m not special. Please don’t do this to me.”
2:01
“I had a daughter. 8 years old. She told you about her friends. How great her music teacher is, how she forgives that one girl that is mean to her at recess, because that’s the only thing you let her do. She did not understand. I didn’t understand either.”
1:35
“And a wife. She gave up on words. She went to the living room and played cassettes. The stays at the beach, at the later hours, when it was quieter and you could hear the nature speak. Or whenever she tried to cook a new meal, she’d record our reactions. She’d save something like playing in a fort with our daughter, telling her fables and fairy tales to last. Maybe it was humanity for her, but I think she knew it wouldn’t work. She just wanted to say goodbye.”
0:57
I sit down. The world around me is mostly empty. “I had to bury them both. It was when I couldn’t write a eulogy for my wife that I stopped trying.”
0:43
I took back the note. They’re listening. I know it. For the first time since their deaths, I’m smiling.
0:40
“You always liked the small moments. Those we kept between us. I will miss having them with you. You made 3 minutes become worth of an eternity.”
0:22
“When I knew I’d want to be with you forever, until death does us apart, I never thought I’d beg for just 3 more minutes with you. I never thought the eternities you made would be eternities without you. I just wish I could’ve said-“
3:00
Prompt: “this is your love potion and remember your contract, your first child is mine.” Young witch said to a man. He receives the potion then uses it on the witch. “Ok. The first child belongs to you, but you belong to me.”
The witch knocked on the wooden door at the entrance to the cleric’s house. She carried a leather bag in her right hand, and in her left she held seeds she gifted the crows that flocked around her.
The cleric opened the door. “Thank god you are here.” One of the crows flew into the adobe. “Shoo! Shoo!” The crow yelled and shook its wing and almost knocked off a few vases.
The witch laughed and held the pointer finger of her left hand against her lips, seeds still clenched inside, and blew a stream of air. The crow stopped in the air and was replaced with a pile of black feathers and plum, that soon fell and scattered on the floor.
“Oh.” The cleric was surprised, but quickly turned and walked to the couch across the room. “Sit down, get comfortable!” The witch set at the edge of a lounge chair on the other side of a table, looking down at the shoe prints she made on the rug between them.
“I have the contract.” The witch fumbled for paper inside her leather bag. “And the potion is also here, right?” “Yes.”
The witch put on the table a large glass flask and a quenched card.
“Sign here, and here, and look at this picture of my cat, and we’re done.” Upon raising the quill from the card for the final time, the card combusted and disintegrated.
“This is your love potion now. Remember our contract: your first child is mine.”
The cleric sighed. There is no turning back from that point. The witch stood up from the lounge chair, only for the cleric to hastily follow her.
“Where are my manners? Wait here, I should offer you some tea.” He moved erratically, getting the flask and moving to the kitchen. “I’m just putting it in my cabin. What… what tea would you want?”
“Camomile tea with honey, if you may!” The witch turned to the pile of feathers and plum on the floor. She turned her finger to her lips yet again, and a crow arose instead of them, trotting in shame to the exist. She smirked while following the crow with her eyes.
The cleric came back to the room with two cups of tea, and stationed them on the table. A sweet aroma filled the space between them. He offered the witch the red cup, and took the blue one for himself. They each sipped, and smiled at each other.
The witch’s eyes widened open, as the cleric put on a menacing face, reaching with his hands forward clasped within themselves. “You may own my child, but now I own you.”
The witch approached the sofa, and set near the cleric. She stroke his cheek, and he became uncomfortable as he felt the touch of her rough fingers and sharp nails.
“I have to tell you something.” Her voice was warmer, softer than before as she whispered. The skin on her hand began to clear with each stroke. She grabbed his chin and turned his head in her direction, and approached close with her lips, almost touching his lips, then his cheeks, his neck, until her mouth was right near his ear.
“You are incredibly sexist, honey.”
The cleric did not dare to move. The witch kissed him tenderly on his skin. She rose up and stood right in front of him, and his static startled gaze met her cleavage.
“Not yet.” She smirked, and lifted his head upwards, tugging her finger below his chin, the fingernail carving slightly into his skin. His eyes moved frantically, never meeting hers. “There is no ownership in love.” She put a finger on his mouth, and then inside and out of it.
He did not speak a word - he couldn’t, as he found out his speech and scream were muffled behind the newly formed stitches on his mouth. “Someone has to teach you a lesson about relationships.” She kissed him from his mouth down to the top of his chest. She held the collar of his shirt, separating it from his body. “Do you like it?”
The cleric examined her once more. She was still dirty. Her boots were covered in mud, her clothes full of patches and holes, her face was greasy and her hair tangled with branches and leaves. But there was beauty to her. It was as if she shed off her frightening features.
The cleric screamed, the sound barely reaching her ears. The witch snipped her fingers, and the seams were gone. He whispered a quiet yes, and tears formed in his eyes. He was terrified.
She unbuttoned his shirt, and then took off her top, revealing a boney, thin body. She took his hand and laid it on her body, and she laid hers on him. He felt her ribs just an inch from his fingers.
She sat on the table, shaking it. The tea cups jumped and rolled, spilling the now lukewarm tea everywhere. The red cup hit the ground and shuttered. He yanked his hand back to him, and walked to the place of the fractures, standing on top of them silently.
“You don’t want that.”
“No.” The cleric gathered the fragments. He avoided looking at her.
“Then why?”
“I guess.” He took a big sigh, still looking at the floor. “That I haven’t though it through.”
“You haven’t thought about me.”
The cleric finally looked at the witch. He was filled with remorse. “That’s right.”
“Then I have to tell you that the potion hasn’t worked.”
The cleric dropped the fragments. He marched towards her, his intrigue, concern and remorse turning to rage. “Then what the fuck is that contract?”
“Oh, don’t get me wrong. The potion works perfectly. You just really shouldn’t mix it with hot water, honey and camomile. It becomes a neutralizer. And it’s really sour too.”
The cleric screamed, and the witch laughed. “Wasn’t I clear I was teaching you something?”
The cleric sat down, holding his head. “I shouldn’t mess with witches.”
The witch whistled. Rats and crows entered the adobe, cleaning the broken pieces of the cup and the remains of the tea. She put her top back on, and threw his shirt on him. “No. You shouldn’t mess with women. Put something on. I don’t want to see you naked anymore.”
The witch walked towards the door, and the pests followed her. The cleric was deep in thoughts of gathering a mob, and didn’t pay attention to her.
“Unless…” she turned to him. He raised his head. “Unless what?”
“I think I’d like you. Since you were so keen on getting me to love you, you may might as well ask me for a date.”
“A date? After everything you’ve done, why would I ever want to see you again? Are you out of your mind? Is Thursday at 7 fine?”
“Yes, it will be great. You know where to find me.”
The cleric looked at her one last time. She looked exactly like she did when she entered the door, perhaps a bit worse. All the worts and the pimples, all the dirt and the grease, and she was hideous. Weirdly, it was comforting. As if he was put under a spell.
Trying to make the opposite of krisalsei smut
Edit of the original post that inspired it:
accidentally posted to the wrong blog, sorry!
It wasn’t love.
This was the second most hurtful to learn.
I could never love someone whom I don’t know
Someone who doesn’t know me
Someone like
You
Were a chapter of my life,
An episode that ended long ago.
I’ve never not loved someone again
I’ve never loved someone not again
I hold my heart back in fear of starting a new chapter
It was never love
But love, is the only thing that is left of
You, I do not longer remember
You, only memories left are reminiscent of hidden feelings for
You could never love me.
This was the most hurtful thing to learn.
Yet I find myself longing for that pain,
The signs of a new chapter’s beginning.
I want to not love again.
I want to love not again.
This time, I want to be loved.
You are so far away,
In four different dimensions
And I can’t let you go.
I can’t write about you in third person.
My words hold you near me when my hands can’t.
So I write about you.
About Her.
Hebrew
(English translation beneath)
בעלייה לחניה ליד הבית
יש צמח מטפס
למטה
הענפים נשרעו בתוך הגדר
התמוגגו בתוכה
והצמח מת ונעלם מאותה חלקה
הענפים נשארו
האפירו
רוב העבים נשארו עבים
במותם הם חזקים יותר ממני
ובעלייה לחניה ליד הבית
יש כתמים של מוות אפור
Translation:
Up the alley near the parking lot
There’s a climbing vine
Down there
The branches mended into the fence
Phased through it
The plant withered and disappeared from the patch
The branches were left
Grayed
Most that stayed are thick
The grasp of their corpse is stronger than me
And up the alley near the parking lot
There are stains of gray death.
Reposting from Reddit (cause I am an attention whore)
Prompt response: A poorly equipped adventurer dared to approach the cave of a red dragon famous for it's riches. However, instead of trying to steal from it, the young man politely asked if it could share some of it's wealth. To his surprise, the dragon said "Sure, go ahead".
So... I found this and now it keeps coming to mind. You hear about "life-changing writing advice" all the time and usually its really not—but honestly this is it man.
I'm going to try it.
I am going to try it. It will be a good practice in third person perspective too, ig. If you ever catch me missing something in an edit, please let me know! I’d love to be corrected!