Somerandomjibberish

I Keep Getting Lost In This House We Call Home

[captainiwasntreadyforconcrete]

ENTP: what if just no one gets married and we end the human race now

INTP: that sounds ideal

INFJ: aaannddd this is why there are no intuitives left

[captainiwasntreadyforconcrete]

INFJ: I love reading old medical reports. They are so desperately awful, like “she had a cough, so anyway I started cutting!”

[captainiwasntreadyforconcrete]

Reddit people are so annoying because I send them memes and they are always like “saw that two weeks ago on Reddit”

And I am just like SORRY for TRYING to MAKE you SMILE or SOMETHING

[captainiwasntreadyforconcrete]

Shout out to all the people who discovered when the pandemic hit that they have been reading lips all this time

And by shout out I mean shout louder I can’t hear a word you are saying

[somerandomjibberish]

I crave to run free on the face of the earth

Wild and reckless away from the hurt

Freckled from the sun and wet from the dew

To bounce high past all the lines they drew

[universi-tea]

enneagram aesthetics

type one: freshly pressed linens, the sound of high heels on a marble floor, sunny days, a new lemon candle, writing letters to congress

type two: family photos, your best friend’s laugh, flower gardens, apple pie cooling in the window, picnics in the park 

type three: first place ribbons, sunrise yoga, learning a new skill, iced coffee, giving advice to your best friend 

type four: paint splattered overalls, the crackle of old vinyl records, flea markets, a cinnamon latte, watching the rain fall with a cup of tea

type five: soft flannel shirts, the gentle hum of a fan, museums, the pages of an old book, reading the sunday paper in bed 

type six: paperback mystery novels, a kitten purring, the worn-out couch in your best friend’s house, a favorite perfume, calling an old friend 

type seven: ticket stubs, songs that remind you of your childhood, bustling city streets, polaroids taped to the wall, roadtrips in the fall

type eight: black coffee, the steady tick of a grandfather clock, hiking in the mountains, a cabin in the woods after the first snow, a vase of sunflowers

type nine: peonies, chocolate chip cookies fresh from the oven, soft sweaters, a cozy night in, watercolor paintings hung on the wall

[captainiwasntreadyforconcrete]

Things my INFJ says

me: I am going to go make tea

INFJ: if you know anyone long enough, you will begin to believe they are insane

me: ??okay??

[captainiwasntreadyforconcrete]

INFJ: when people start hurling wild insults, just look them in the eye and state “and you, sir, are a pathological liar”

[captainiwasntreadyforconcrete]

Fe vs Fi

Fe user sitting at a stop light *turns off music*: wait a minute…I am really mad at Susan for that thing she did three days ago. That was really hurtful. Wow.

Fi user sitting in passenger seat: annnddd you are just now realizing this?

[somerandomjibberish]

Friends?

We built a bridge to show that to each other we mattered

And even though storms came we restored what had been tattered

But in the random night you muddied the water with friends

But it was just “water under the bridge as the wheel spins”

In the early morning you washed your wild waste and took flight.

The stench disturbed me but just “water under the bridge, right?”

Then in the daylight you axed the dam and in chaos the bridge shattered

Alone I cried out “it was just water under the bridge but it mattered

~jibberish

[outofcontextmbti]

ENFJ: You need to stop avoiding your problems.

INFP: I'm not. Can we talk about this later?

[somerandomjibberish]

-Then let’s drop our lives and fly

See the whole world before we die

Let’s be free like birds

Take to the sky whenever we stir

Dust on our feet and sweat on our hands

Let’s explore the great wideness without any plans.

~jibberish

[somerandomjibberish]

If you are willing to die for it, then live for it now. I’ve been waiting to die my whole life. I never thought that what I was born to do was breath deep and live.

[captainiwasntreadyforconcrete]

ENFP: anytime I want to know anything I just walk into the room and state something blatantly wrong and it annoys INTP so much they just tell me what I want to know

INFJ: you could just ask, you know

ENFP: its faster that way, though

[somerandomjibberish]

An INFJ once told me: My dream future is that I will be free. I’ll work a job and still get everything done but I want to be free in the evenings to take a pottery or a painting class. I want to be free to buy strange foods and try new recipes. I want to be free to explore all the little cafes and restaurants. I want to take long rides and blast cheesy music in my beat up car. I want to go on picnics and eat French breads. And in the summer I want to sit on my porch or apartment balcony and listen to the world fall asleep. I don’t want to watch the leaves change through my window. I want to go out to touch them and change with them. All I want is to be free to live beyond what I’ve always known.

[fairybery]

This quarantine is giving me too much time to think

[mmoonlight11-deactivated2021022]

[somerandomjibberish]

Mbti I know far too much about:

Fe: your feelings

Fi: my feelings

Te: how to run everything

Ti: to accept your illogical statements

Se: what happens everyday

Si: every detail... All of them...

Ne: ideas... ideas... ideas..

Ni: not even we know