I'm Not Alone

Colton. 20. Part time mechanic, full time Fanboy, potential writer. Miniamilist.

[johnnycashs]

“I’m Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?”

[theclearlydope]

[somernights]

"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."

"That’s funny."

"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

[theinternetsanimals]

[wanafrick]

STOP SCROLLING.

Do you see this?

Peeps Marshmallow Chicks do not accurately represent a real chick in any way.

They are shorter, they are unnaturally yellow, they have little dots for eyes.

If Peeps were actual real chicks, they would have serious health complications because they are made of sugar and gelatin.

Above all that, if a Peep chick wanted to walk, it could not. It would nosedive, because it has no legs or arms or actually any moving ligaments whatsoever.

I hope I inspired chicks everywhere with this message.

Remember, when you look in the mirror, it’s not you who’s ugly.

It’s society that’s ugly.

[cubmodebruh-blog]

IM CRYING.

[impala-drama]

Today, I found a kitten sized chair and, luckily, I had a kitten to put in it. 

[lookingfornatty-deactivated2013]

[buttonupkitten]

[slovvbro-deactivated20130818]

go look at what i just reblogged

tumblr user proverb (via psyducker)

[mycroftplayingoperation]

a proper way to ask me out on a date

[somernights]

Everyone: I had this crazy dream

Me: Whatever

Everyone: You were in it

Me: *makes popcorn, pulls up chair, turns off cell phone*

Me: ...Go on

[dpaf]

[mjlnir-deactivated20150407]

Scarlett Johansson for ELLE UK.

[yunuen]

[somernights]

Face resting Smiling Avengers: Clint Barton

[venula]

thing i would like to do:

kiss your face

kiss not your face

see you smile always

idk buy you things

make you mac and cheese

learn all your favourite songs

tell you that u r a cutie

have a sleepover without sleep u feel me

etc

[im-cool-like-that]

[thefrogman]

[video]

[fuckyeahjosswhedon]

Full Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. poster revealed! 

[animalsnaps]

[100493503004422]

u say unpack i say leave the suitcase open on the floor until i eventually use everything in it and then put it away 2 months later