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okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.
this is fucking important
The Most Iconic™ Moments In Leverage
-sophie showing up at her own funeral. Twice. -nate running up 15 flights of stairs and stopping on every floor to press the elevator button just to piss off Sterling -“he must’ve had some good qualities” “none. Not even in bed” -sophie throwing off her trench coat to reveal a rapelling harness, and Parker running to her while Sterling’s shouting for the agents to catch them -eliot knocking out 4 guys before Hardison’s bag hits the floor -“if you eat a snakes heart, you consume its soul”
- Parker saying she wants Dalton Rand dead and Eliot just shrugging and saying ‘Yeah, I could do that’
- HARDISON PLAYING THE VIOLIN and ELIOT SINGING
- Aw, see, you made two mistakes, bro. First, you flashed that fake-ass FBI badge at me. Second, [Hardison points at Eliot] you spilled his coffee.
- You forgot… [No]…About the true meaning…[No, don’t you say it!!] of Christmas. [My God, that barely applies here!!] Ho ho ho.
- You know what I have? I have a 24 year old genius with a smartphone and a problem with authority. You never stood a chance.
- Just the entire Rashomon job in general
(Yes, I have a thing for season 3 why do you ask)
- “Sir, I can take your underpants.”
- “I’m sorry it was too far away for you to punch, I’m sure that really frustrates you.”
- Parker casually hanging off a ski lift. “Help. Help.”
- “Uncomfortable with black authority.” “Sir, please don’t write that.” “I will write a letter to your mama if I feel like it.”
- Hardison: “I spent three days hacking the White House email. … We are doing some pretty hinky stuff in Pakistan.” … Eliot: “I was in Pakistan.”
- “You thought she was dressed as a nun for no reason?” “It’s Parker.” “Fair enough.”
- “Someone tricked you into bringing a briefcase full of evidence of your own crime straight to the police?”
- Eliot anchoring Parker’s rope to Hardison’s belt rather than the railing of the elevator.
- Nate: “Eliot, I’m going to ask you not to do anything violent.” Eliot: “What are you talking about? I only use violence as an appropriate response…” Sterling: “Hello Nate.” Eliot: *violence*
- Eliot getting way too into his cover as a baseball player.
- Eliot and Hardison as health inspectors in the Iranian secret police safehouse disguised as a restaurant. “I’ve gotta dock ya.” Then Eliot bumping into one of the secret police officers, shrugging apologetically, and saying “I’ve gotta dock ya” before beating him up.
- Eliot fighting multiple people behind soundproof glass while the others are totally oblivious.
- “Does this smell like chloroform to you?”
- “I didn’t even stab him!” “Yeah, we are so proud of you.”
- Eliot having a casual chat with someone he’s on a first name basis with, while they’re beating each other up.
- Sophie going undercover in a company claiming she’s there to find a mole. Actually uncovers a mole.
- A kid on a school trip walks into the room where Hardison and Nate are monitoring the situation. They explain everything that happens, giving him tips on running a con.
- Hardison and Eliot feuding over a sandwich. “I ate the damn sandwich. … If he wasn’t gonna beat my ass I’d go thank him.” *bites into sandwich*
- “Why is there a nun’s habit without a nun inside?” “…Rapture!”
- Hardison talking to the cartel boss, Eliot beating up thugs in the background, in full view of the boss, while trying to keep Hardison from noticing.
- Hardison and Chaos being excited over the Batcave. Hardison promising Eliot his own batsignal.
- “That little pretzel cart is both delicious and Interpol.”
- Hardison in the van making Eliot, who is standing in a field, do the Cha Cha Slide, then seeing Eliot’s signal moving very fast towards him. The van begins to shake.
- Eliot running a kitchen while beating up thugs. Eliot asking a thug his opinion on the sauce before knocking him out.
- The angry chess player: “Okay, I-I make a move, flash. I take a piece, flash. Watch. … Okay that time it didn’t happen.”
- Nate and Sophie’s whole video argument in The Office Job
- “But what if the bear eats me?”
- Hardison: “This is racial. This is about my ethni-ticity, ain’t it? Uh-huh? It’s ‘cause I’m Jewish?”
- those two Irish mobsters who won’t kill Hurley because he’s in a church because the church is holy ground and killing a guy in a church doesn’t adhere to the Boy Scout Code, which is apparently religious (”We all had dreams once, Liam”).
- Everything about Eliot’s cooking students in The French Connection Job. “Did you glue this to the plate? You don’t–” sighs–”decorate the plate.” Eliot, gritting his teeth, “Hope those are red onions.”
- “Is Intern Parker working for free?!”
- Nate as Doctor Melcher: “…und even worse… public school.” *parents gasp* “Dante’s inferno of mediocrity!”
- Parker and Apollo having a discussion in the air vents about which bird to use to set off the motion sensors
- “Your file says that you crawled THREE miles THROUGH a sewer to kill the head of Al-Qaeda in Yemen, but the coffee is a problem.”
- Parker fake-sneezing on a guy to sneak past him and steal his keys
So what I’m hearing is all of it is Iconic™
when ur fave is one dimensional or treated poorly by the writer but as a writer you can see how much potential they have for interesting and engaging storytelling
just because I spend some time doing nothing doesn’t mean I’m relaxing. I have not once relaxed
one small and swole package of pure love to bless your feeds today
Tail looks dangerous.
mouth is clearly dangerous too
omg SAME BODDY
minecraft music… has a sadness to it… this cannot be denied
minecraft music feels like knowing you can’t go home because it’s not there anymore
Creeper blew it up and my brother placed a bucket of lava where my bed was
“god, you’re so tight” “thanks you’re pretty cool too”
what does it mean when she sends you a pic of her pussy with the caption come fuck this pussy??????
snapchat or text message
she’s in my room asking me to fuck her what does this mean
Shit homes that could mean fucking anything
Tumblr is gonna die without me knowing a single fucking thing about Homestuck and honestly I think that’s pretty sexy of me
The Herald-Press, St. Joseph, Michigan, January 21, 1930
In the movies, Santa never goes to the house next door.. he always takes off and flies out of town (source)
SOS I told the girl I like that I want a butch gf and she said "I'm butch" and I got really flustered and went to go make dinner for us (bc I'm at her place tonight)
uhh are you sure y’all arent on a date right now?
i don’t even know what to say
this is why we’re all single
I lucked out. Though she wanted to ask me out the day before i asked her out but another friend called her and we were in a call with another person all day the next so she wanted to ask me out the next.
My anxious ass translated the entire message to binary then went to bed.
the casual ironic homoeroticism of cis dude gamers is awkward and i’m still unsure why they do it
In ancient Sparta they used to promote homoromantic relationships within the barracks because it was believed you would fight better if you were fighting for your boyfriend next to you
is this why dudes at the grandmaster rank on overwatch talk about blowing each other
You will never understand a warrior’s bond
Last week I called a lady a watering hole but I meant well.
