oof

[modogoblin]

[animatedtext]

[communistbussy]

"i'm a top" "i'm a bottom" well i'm at my fucking limit

[trash-soup]

"Inshallah he will OD soon" fucking sent me

[charlesoberonn]

Art by u/reachling

[guerrillatech]

[fallcaesar]

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

[tolkientrash]

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

[iguanamouth]

shes almost here

[miscriont]

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

[craptaztic]

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

[mace-from-outerspace]

Y’all better behave, you have two months

[aseriouscomedian]

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

[joey-wheeler-official]

Broke: Ash Ketchum has been 10 for 20 years. Woke: all that shit happened during the wildest fucking year of that kids life.

[depsidase]

[republicansaredomesticterrorists]

[only-tiktoks]

[cabbagesoup1]

[riben-deactivated20230922]

dude imagine if a hog saw this

[riben-deactivated20230922]

wouldn't be nearly as many mushrooms is all I'm saying

[demoncity]

This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off.

ALIEN 1979, dir. Ridley Scott

[rednightmare18]

modding skyrim be like

[firstborn-of-akatosh-deactivate]

[grand-arbiter-dovin-baan]

[monkeywiki]

boba T

[monkeywiki]

[monkeywiki]

if this doesnt give you balls i dont know what will

[doctorslippery]

@something-witty-clever replied to your post “”:

I personally think we would domesticated ourselves like cats. At least that's my plan.

​With not knowing what part of the world you're from...have you looked at Americans? I mean, really looked at them. We're some feral SOBs. And not just a little feral, like really feral. Like maybe some of us may have been housecats at one time, but most of us are laying in the hedges chewing on rat leftovers looking for the unwary bird who lands nearby. I'm not saying the rest of the world isn't feral or isn't just as bad, I'm just going with what I see when I look out my window. The veneer of civilization on these MFers is awful damned thin.

[something-witty-clever]

I live in the heart of America's balls (the Florida panhandle), Doc. We are 10000% an invasive species and we WILL kill all the birds in their neighborhood.

[gothgfs]

national holiday

[firstgrave]

[number1girl]

i don’t EVER want to hear “ughh why do people care about this celebrity drama they’re both bad it’s not that deep” again. if you cant see the sweeping ramifications of this you’re blind or dumb or both