Something Festive

27. Professional Witch. Disney kid. I like beer, dogs and campfires. Oh, and M&Ms

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[wwinterweb]

Funny Dog Snapchats (see 12 more)

[angelicguy]

[jooces]

Dick Game Diego

[soloontherocks]

space mom would never lie to us

[therealhamster]

[somalfoy-deactivated20170731]

the avengers’ fighting styles ; insp  

[bubonickitten]

someone with a wine cellar please invite trump to their wine cellar with promises of vintage amontillado

[thatdarlingqueen]

Show him how to build a real wall.

[bubonickitten]

this is my favorite response so far

[memewhore]

[maxofs2d]

[nevver]

The New Yorker

[bevcrushes]

It’s Oct 3rd 2078. I am taking my final breath. The doctor goes to sign the death certificate. He asks the nurse what day it is. From my deathbed, I reply:

[askarsswedishmeatballs]

Alexander Skarsgard in The Sunday Times Style magazine [x]

[harrisonford42]

[chipper671740-deactivated202006]

are you ready to suffer?

[carterrogers-archive-deactivate]

wow i can’t believe kylo is gonna die in ep viii

[siderealsandman]

Star Wars Episode Eight: Mom is Fucking Pissed

[little-king-junkmouth]

I hope instead of a blaster or lightsaber she just brings

[somethingfestive]

@surrealhuntress

[heyyyybrother]

[sarazoe]

Treat yo’self.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Imagine how much historical knowledge wasn’t written down because our ancestors thought: “What idiot isn’t going to know this?”

[libertarian--princess-deactivat]

So ancient Egypt’s best friend basically was called Punt. They traded all kinds of fun stuff with them; ebony, incense, gold, silver, myrrh, leopard skins, baboons for pets… and the Egyptians wrote a lot about the land, the people living there, what their houses looked like, records of trading expeditions to there (like, robust, oceangoing ships with thousands of men); they wrote down everything imaginable about this place… except for where it actually was.

We still to this day have no geographic fix on this ancient empire’s whereabouts, because what idiot wouldn’t know, right?

[actualdogvines]

[stachionalgeographic]

“Arf”

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[dorcascristyforever]

This is my oxygen

[mrasmus]

I still wave my hands to open ones that I know are automatic. >.>