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Is vanilla extract osha compliant?
yes. it's a fucking ingredient. which you would have in an osha compliant kitchen. as long as you're not like chugging the shit while at work you're fine
There's probably a few rules on the storage of it.
Is God compliant?
im a pr employee not a theologian go ask like. the pope. or a rabbi. or. whatever the equivalent is for islam i can't remember look point is go ask someone more qualified than me
It's not that hard to figure out. He's clearly not, there's no handrails in the Garden of Eden.
two problems
does. does a garden need handrails??? (hopefully not)
that story is i believe specific to christianity
even if that doesn't apply, there are cliffs and stuff without handrails. bada bing bada boom osha violation you could fall and die
you have a fair point but consider: what regulations does The Entire Planet fall under. like are you telling me the whole fucking earth is a work site
Yes.
Is God compliant?
im a pr employee not a theologian go ask like. the pope. or a rabbi. or. whatever the equivalent is for islam i can't remember look point is go ask someone more qualified than me
It's not that hard to figure out. He's clearly not, there's no handrails in the Garden of Eden.
oh btw help me nae a cool sword rq
pick the better name
Wolfsbane
Bite of the Black Wolf
Schwarzette
you have 24 hours.
If it has a German name, it's 39.409% more intimidating.
The party's tiefling warlock: slams open a door, interrupting the enemy cleric's ritual What the fuck is wrong with you?
Cleric: I am an acolyte of Talos-
Warlock: You're an asshole. That's what you are. You're mind-controlling innocent people!
Cleric: They're just orcs. Who cares about them?
Warlock: This is why I hate humans. You people think you can treat everyone around you like tools. You give mages a bad name!
Warlock: casts Hellish Rebuke at him
To be a rules lawyer, i must state that you may only cast Hellish Rubuke after getting hit. The warlock didn't get hit.
i stg if you don’t get rid of that stupid bubble around the notes i will rip your head off
Surely there are other changes that are more warranting of that anger
Such as?
I inhaled a fuck load of harmful plastic fumes a couple months ago by burning ziploc bags with a hot scalding knife
Why were you burning Ziplock bags with a hot scalding plastic knife?
He stretch.
hungry hungry hippos taught me greed
*gluttony
I am not eating small plastic balls
Why not? Start eating them, they might taste good.
A dog walks into a bar and says, “a beer, please.” The bartender says, “wow, you should be in the circus.”
The dog says:
Why!? Do they need electricians?
Do I need to be an electrician to understand this one?
some of yall are lying, i know not all of you were "a pleasure to have in class"
I'm proud to have been a displeasure to have in class.
"Granny Duckling, tell me, what do your elf eyes see?"
"I see a curved earth, because original sin has indeed been committed"
Does anyone understand this one?
Never trust a biologists' pet shop.
DM: “As you pass by the pet shop, you hear fivefold honking.”
Barbarian: “Oh god, it’s the goose hydra again! Get back! Back I say!”
DM: “I need you to save against its Cone of Honk attack.”
Goose hydra is now the second most terrifying thing I’ve ever heard of in DnD.
What's the first?
utter bullshit that we stop growing at a certain age.
humans should grow (both taller and wider) at a continuous rate throughout our lifespans. i want to be 80 years old with the proportions of an average human being except i am the height of a multistory building. that would be so fun. that would require so much societal rearrangement. this isn't a want it's a need
Let's say you could genetically engineer the entire human race to do that. How would you deal with the inverse square law?
40 sharks vs one kid, go
on land or underwater?
The sharks are in water the kid is currently in Austin Texas.
Sharks win. No one can survive in Texas.
40 sharks vs one kid, go
Are they on water or land?
*player one after seducing and sleeping with another PC* can I roll for pull-out?
*player two* can I roll for pregnancy?
What ability checks apply here?
