well I guess this is my bio

well, I suppose i should write about me? uhhh, I identity as agenderfluid, so ask for pronouns, I write a book for children (it's kinda stupid if I'm honest), and I am a massive dnd geek PJO fan

[sometimesagenderlessvoid]

Hello People! welcome to my very bad intro post!

DNI- NSFW/spam bots or people asking for money. this is because I AM A MINOR WHO DOES NOT HAVE MONEY TO DONATE. I am very sorry about your situation and would love to donate money, but I have none.

I have many accounts-

@timekeeper-offical

@creator-immortalus-offical

I also have a youtube channel! It's very bad but if you want to watch it, its called One Long Monologue

[kairithemang0-fm]

Reblog if you're transmasc, support trans men, or want a chocolate chip cookie

[foeofcolor]

Only day you can rb this

[ash-the-tiefling]

[thecrazyalchemist]

[autisimyfoxerronii]

Hmmm

Im too late :/

[lightsabersandbluecookies]

[tabris-the-seventeenth-angel]

future people

[spookthelilguy]

timezones...

[sometimesagenderlessvoid]

Silly Game Time: What are 3 places you'd like to visit? The more specific, the better!

(For Example: I want to visit South Korea, yeah, but more specifically, I wanna visit the giant statue of Yi Soon-Sin in South Korea.)

I want to visit Iantos Shrine in Cardiff, Wales(well, the place it used to be), The Giant’s steps in Scotland, and Edinburgh Castle

[sometimesagenderlessvoid]

Silly Game Time: They just updated the operating system that controls reality (oh, by the way, your reality is a simulation controlled by a reprogrammable operating system—sorry about that) and it's now impossible to use all the swear words people used just yesterday. What is a replacement (or some replacements) you would suggest people use from now on?

Flipagooglydackedoodle for Fu- why cant I say it anymore?? oh yeah

Sugarypaper for sh- still can't say it

[poseidon-offical]

Hey baby, are you a wave? Cause I wanna catch a ride!

I am literally the waves, but I don’t just give out rides.

[hera-official]

Poseidon... That was a pick up line...

[poseidon-offical]

A what?

[hera-official]

A way to flirt.

[poseidon-offical]

Flirt?

[hera-official]

They want you to fall in love with them.

[poseidon-offical]

O-oh—

[hera-official]

Yeah...

[poseidon-offical]

Well, uh, how, uh what?

[hera-official]

You don't have to fall in love, though.

[poseidon-offical]

Well I—

what if i wanna?

[hera-official]

Then you do.

You got free choice.

Go on a date with them first, though, because just a pick up line is kinda stupid.

[poseidon-offical]

with who???

[hera-official]

With the person who said the pick up line.

We don't know who it is though...

[poseidon-offical]

…true…

[hera-official]

Maybe it was... @killer-offical

I mean... You never know?

[killer-offical]

ew what, i would never. also thats a terrible pick up line

[hera-official]

It was worth a try.

Which pick up line would you have used, then?

[killer-offical]

I don't use pick up lines.

[hera-official]

I'm going to make one specifically for you.

"Do you believe in love at first sight or shouldn't I have ripped your eyes out?"

[killer-offical]

what the fuck

[hera-official]

It reminded me of you.

Because you like eating eyes.

[killer-offical]

i hate most eyes but sure I guess

[hera-official]

Just imagine they're brown

[killer-offical]

sigh, okay

[hera-official]

Don't sigh at me, young man.

[killer-offical]

I'll sigh all i want

[hera-official]

Not at a goddess.

Don't be surprised if a cow attacks you now.

[killer-offical]

A cow??

[hera-official]

One of my animals.

[killer-offical]

you have a pet cow ???

[hera-official]

Yes.

But I can also command every cow.

[killer-offical]

Uh well there isn't exactly any cows where I live...

[hera-official]

Then watch out for hawks, peacocks, cukoo's, lions and cranes.

[killer-offical]

i dunno about hawks, but there's definitely no peacocks, cuckoos, lions or cranes

[hera-official]

Damn. Where you live must be really boring.

[killer-offical]

kinda is, there are probably some coyotes in the woods, i dunno.

[hera-official]

I'll bribe a pigeon.

[killer-offical]

i guess you could try that

[hera-official]

Be afraid of pigeons now.

[killer-offical]

Sure i guess

[hera-official]

That'll teach you to respect your gods.

[killer-offical]

Uh huh. well i hate the gods.

[hera-official]

...

@poseidon-offical make this guy get hit by a horse.

[poseidon-offical]

*Snaps fingers*

Did you one better.

@killer-offical, you are now sexually attracted to horses.

[hera-official]

Perfect!

[poseidon-offical]

I do my best.

[hera-official]

*She checks to see if any of their siblings are around*

This is why you're my second favourite.

[hearth-goddess-offical]

I hope I’m your first favourite, sister

[hera-official]

Uhm... No. That's PC. You're my fourth favourite.

[hearth-goddess-offical]

So your least favourite then...

[hera-official]

No, that's Zeus obviously.

PC

Poseidon

Hades

You

Demeter

Another child of Kronos

Another child of Kronos

...

...

...

...

...

Zeus

[hearth-goddess-offical]

WHY THE FUCK IS HADES YOUR THIRD FAVOURITE

[hera-official]

... Because Cerbie?

[hearth-goddess-offical]

FUCK YOU

[hera-official]

YOU'RE STILL IN THE TOP FIVE!

[hearth-goddess-offical]

I suppose ill let you off... BUT I CAN'T BELIEVE I'VE BEEN OVERTHROWN BECAUSE OF A DOG

[hera-official]

Cerbie is too cute.

[sometimesagenderlessvoid]

... @king-of-the-underworld-13 are you aware it seems that Hera likes Cerberus more than you?

[light-offical]

Light, how many bulbs does it take to change a person?

Depends on how many bulbs you can shove up their ass.

[darkness-offical]

I TECHNICALLY CAN FIT AN INFINITE AMOUNT

[light-offical]

Technically or theoretically? Just asking :}

[darkness-offical]

BOTH

I TECHNICALLY TAKE UP MOST OF THE UNIVERSE AND IT IS INFINITE SO YOU THEORETICALLY CAN SHOVE INFINITE LIGHTBULBS OR REALLY ANYTHING IN ME

[light-offical]

Hmmmmmmmmm, good to know :}

[darkness-offical]

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION?

[light-offical]

Don’t- don’t worry about it darling :}

I’m not, im not gonna do anything, weird, promise you :}

[darkness-offical]

YOU'RE SMILING WIERD

[sometimesagenderlessvoid]

what a fun post to see on the train

[light-offical]

DAMNIT

[sometimesagenderlessvoid]

uh oh im going to be written into the death note because I angered Light Yagami /j

[light-offical]

@lightyagami-offical can I borrow something

[sometimesagenderlessvoid]

OH FUCK

[light-offical]

Light, how many bulbs does it take to change a person?

Depends on how many bulbs you can shove up their ass.

[darkness-offical]

I TECHNICALLY CAN FIT AN INFINITE AMOUNT

[light-offical]

Technically or theoretically? Just asking :}

[darkness-offical]

BOTH

I TECHNICALLY TAKE UP MOST OF THE UNIVERSE AND IT IS INFINITE SO YOU THEORETICALLY CAN SHOVE INFINITE LIGHTBULBS OR REALLY ANYTHING IN ME

[light-offical]

Hmmmmmmmmm, good to know :}

[darkness-offical]

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION?

[light-offical]

Don’t- don’t worry about it darling :}

I’m not, im not gonna do anything, weird, promise you :}

[darkness-offical]

YOU'RE SMILING WIERD

[sometimesagenderlessvoid]

what a fun post to see on the train

[light-offical]

DAMNIT

[sometimesagenderlessvoid]

uh oh im going to be written into the death note because I angered Light Yagami /j

[light-offical]

@lightyagami-offical can I borrow something

[sometimesagenderlessvoid]

OH FUCK

[light-offical]

Light, how many bulbs does it take to change a person?

Depends on how many bulbs you can shove up their ass.

[darkness-offical]

I TECHNICALLY CAN FIT AN INFINITE AMOUNT

[light-offical]

Technically or theoretically? Just asking :}

[darkness-offical]

BOTH

I TECHNICALLY TAKE UP MOST OF THE UNIVERSE AND IT IS INFINITE SO YOU THEORETICALLY CAN SHOVE INFINITE LIGHTBULBS OR REALLY ANYTHING IN ME

[light-offical]

Hmmmmmmmmm, good to know :}

[darkness-offical]

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION?

[light-offical]

Don’t- don’t worry about it darling :}

I’m not, im not gonna do anything, weird, promise you :}

[darkness-offical]

YOU'RE SMILING WIERD

[sometimesagenderlessvoid]

what a fun post to see on the train

[light-offical]

DAMNIT

[sometimesagenderlessvoid]

uh oh im going to be written into the death note because I angered Light Yagami /j

[light-offical]

Light, how many bulbs does it take to change a person?

Depends on how many bulbs you can shove up their ass.

[darkness-offical]

I TECHNICALLY CAN FIT AN INFINITE AMOUNT

[light-offical]

Technically or theoretically? Just asking :}

[darkness-offical]

BOTH

I TECHNICALLY TAKE UP MOST OF THE UNIVERSE AND IT IS INFINITE SO YOU THEORETICALLY CAN SHOVE INFINITE LIGHTBULBS OR REALLY ANYTHING IN ME

[light-offical]

Hmmmmmmmmm, good to know :}

[darkness-offical]

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION?

[light-offical]

Don’t- don’t worry about it darling :}

I’m not, im not gonna do anything, weird, promise you :}

[darkness-offical]

YOU'RE SMILING WIERD

[sometimesagenderlessvoid]

what a fun post to see on the train

[best-of-inspirobot]

[tearlessrain]

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

[tearlessrain]

Rule #2

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.

[no-one-offical]

NOW SING IT TO THE TUNE OF WELCOME TO THE THE INTERNET

[sometimesagenderlessvoid]

On it

[skeletal-spire-man]

THE LIKE BUTTON IS GAY FOR PRIDE MONTH??????

Edit; you need to reblog the pride tags for it to work on reblogs (On web at least)

[skeletal-spire-man]

it's like talking to genies with you people

[lightsabersandbluecookies]

i dunno...i kinda see it...

[skeletal-spire-man]

Oh my.

[sometimesagenderlessvoid]

I just liked this post(no visible Pride Tag) and I got the Pride Heart anyway!!

[soljua-deactivated20180215]

reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m socially exhausted - i don’t have the time right now - i don’t know how to reply - i have a bad memory and got distracted - i’m having a depressive episode and don’t have the energy to socialise

not reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m ignoring you just because - i hate you - i’m fed up with you - i don’t want to be your friend anymore

[sometimesagenderlessvoid]

Silly Game Time: The Fae have spirited you away to Fairyland ... By which I mean, during your day-to-day activities, you happened to stumble by accident through a fairy circle nobody (including the Fae) knew was there. Where did it turn out this unexpected, accidental fairy circle was located?

Be as specific as you can. Not in way of an address, but more than merely "at work" or "at school". For example, "in the storage closet that smells like mildew" or "in the science room with the weird dent in the ceiling".

in that cliff in Wales that the Tardis landed on that one time

[satan-offical]

School 🫩

[sometimesagenderlessvoid]

fucking hate it

[sometimesagenderlessvoid]

Silly Game Time: While mowing the lawn yestereve, I happened to come upon a baby nue (a Japanese manticore, basically, with the body of a tiger, a snake for a tail, and a monkey's head) hiding in the grass. This is remarkable, as I don't live anywhere even remotely close to Japan. Like, there's an ocean and a lot of continent between me and Japan.

But anyway ... I guess I'm going to be raising it now. Any recommendations for what I should call it?

Monty Core

[poseidon-offical]

Yo Poseidon when did you become a girl?

genuinely curious?

-Ashley Smith(the OC that messed with you that one time)

I’m genderfluid, prick.

[sometimesagenderlessvoid]

Apologies!

[poseidon-offical]

Finally, a mortal actually APOLOGIZED.

[sometimesagenderlessvoid]

sounds like not many do. thats genuinely awful, im so sorry!

[poseidon-offical]

Thank you!

[deceasedtitan-offical]

No problem! honestly, humans need to learn better manners...

[poseidon-offical]

Definitely.

[sometimesagenderlessvoid]

indeed!

[poseidon-offical]

…You’re better than most.

[sometimesagenderlessvoid]

awww, thank you!

wait why did i just aww a god. oh I give up, my brain is like molasses right now

[poseidon-offical]

Yes, they tend to do that in the presence of such glory.

[deceasedtitan-offical]

uh huh. right

[poseidon-offical]

You doubt me?!

[sometimesagenderlessvoid]

No, its just my brain is always like this

[poseidon-offical]

Ah.

Why are you being so conversational in the presence of your god?

[hearth-goddess-offical]

MY god? im related to a god, you think that i would genuinely be awestruck by the presence of a completely normal occurrence for me?

[poseidon-offical]

You are?!

[sometimesagenderlessvoid]

Yes!

[poseidon-offical]

Who?

[sometimesagenderlessvoid]

You wouldn't know them

[poseidon-offical]

Try me.

[sometimesagenderlessvoid]

@timekeeper-offical of the Niffarapian Pantheon(thats my main sideblog btw, apart from Kronos and Hestia)

[poseidon-offical]

Fuck, you were right.

[sometimesagenderlessvoid]

I usually am

[poseidon-offical]

I sense hubris.

[sometimesagenderlessvoid]

bit rich coming from you

[poseidon-offical]

Gods cannot have hubris. Hubris is to think yourself divine when you are not.

[sometimesagenderlessvoid]

no, Hubris is excessive pride in yourself

[poseidon-offical]

English speakers changed the fucking meaning.

[sometimesagenderlessvoid]

Oh! I didn't know that one

[poseidon-offical]

Yes. Thus, I am incapable of hubris.

[sometimesagenderlessvoid]

well technically same here, but only on a Wednesday

[poseidon-offical]

What?

[sometimesagenderlessvoid]

I am three quarters divine, so there are days where I am a god

[poseidon-offical]

What are you god of?

[sometimesagenderlessvoid]

honestly, no clue? I think matter manipulation?

[poseidon-offical]

Interesting.

[sometimesagenderlessvoid]

indeed!

[poseidon-offical]

How can you possibly tolerate ever being mortal?

[sometimesagenderlessvoid]

I dont. I feel shit every day. im a nobody where I live