[notthatdom]

Some people be like " I want become your peace " and then become " a piece of shit " for you

[perfectquote]

“Sometimes you have to forget what you feel, and remember what you deserve.”

— Unknown

[akashicrecord]

hey sexy what time do you plan on being done grieving

[pieklo]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

[bacon-dragon]

Some cleansing positive energy for your timeline

[tentacleteapot]

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

[charl0ttan]

thats not how they told it

[velartis]

Franz Kafka, 1912

[dark-augustine]

Me to myself

[evilnicegirl]

my boss accidentally added a wrong number to our group chat 😭

[perfectday1972]

hey guys one day january will be over it's not today but it will be one day

[spiced-wine-fic]

[catcrumb]

[fraseris]

me having a weird time: man this weird time sucks! i don't feel like myself! i wish i was having a normal time!

me having a normal time: well the weird time did have a certain je ne sais quoi...

[389]

[dogrotpdf]

how’s that house that raised you?

[easily-evi]

yes

[teaboot]

I don't know why this keeps happening but I keep meeting toxic heterosexual couples who experiment with polyamory and are heavily into funko pops, board games, Disney princesses and Burlesque stripping and the man is always a withdrawn bearded dude and the woman is always a passive aggressive control freak with an Etsy shop that sells lawn gnomes styled after Dr Who characters and they don't really even seem to like each other but they're always exactly the same. this has happened four times

[sharkdogsomething-deactivated20]

@niceferatu

[assiraphales]

“no one for president” you sound like such a fucking cringe edgelord and unless u plan on staging a massive revolution in a country of 300 million spanning 3.8 million square miles and overthrowing the government before November I would suggest voting for the candidate who DOESNT cater to white supremacy subcultures, getting involved in local community services & initiatives, donating to causes, or campaigning/protesting instead of this performative mock activism

[quaintmeshi]

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY !! THIS SHIT BOILS MY FUCKING BLOOD

[puppyhotline-deactivated2022120]

it’s so cute when men are extra goofy n dumb but when they wanna fuck you they get mean and serious