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Life is a road, I wanna keep going. Love is a river, I wanna keep flowing. Prepare for the worst; hope for the best, let go of the rest. Whatever ' s meant to be will work out perfectly.

[deansurvived]

Actual conversation I just had

[jessicamiriamdrew]

My 7 year old son: So if a boy likes another boy, he’s gay?

Me: Maybe. But it’s not just gay or straight. There’s lots of things a person can be.

My son, nodding wisely: Like Jewish.

[compulsive]

[compulsive]

[inferior]

Danielle Nelson

[pyrrhic-victoria]

[flying-icecreamm]

Shit ur right thanks

[theartidote]

“The clitoris is pure in purpose. It is the only organ in the body designed purely for pleasure. The clitoris is simply a bundle of nerves: 8000 nerve fibres, to be precise. That’s a higher concentration of nerve fibres than is found anywhere else in the body, including the fingertips, lips, and tongue, and it is twice the number in the penis. Who needs a handgun when you’ve got a semiautomatic.” —Natalie Angier, Woman: An Intimate Geography artwork by Patrick Van der Elst

[foosili]

confy

[acoolguy]

[canto-do-rebuceteio]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Buying a cat to catch mice is basically like hiring a assasin

[just-shower-thoughts]

It would be awesome if we had an alarm clock that puts us to sleep instantly at a certain time instead of waking us up.

[abdulraveman]

[yassmines]

im losing my mind….shes jus a lil baby…

[artemisia-at-salamis]

Me in the mornings

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you think about it, all ‘based on a true story’ movies are just part of one big series, in some seemingly random order.

[whycam-deactivated20191124]

[killin-the-machine]

All cats the same

[tbch-deactivated20200107]

cuddle puddle

[funnyjoke]

[ghay]

[brbjellyfishing]

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT