Hehe

not much 2 fuckin say

[allyourlife]

my fav calvin n hobbes joke and no one ever puts it anywhere

[hotvampireadjacent]

[zoesupreme]

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[boyhaunt]

sorry for thinking it's hot when men are experiencing the worst torment of their life. as if it's my fault

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact]

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

[knowyournewmeme]

Plan to stop all crime

make it legal so the criminals won’t want to do it

[conservativecathy444]

my chuckle for the day……

[knowyournewmeme]

[bettyrightnow]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance

[transmechanicus]

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

[leah2eroes]

sorry i got a boner when u said something really heartfelt and sweet and held me and reassured me that im okay. theres a lot of wires crossed in my poor diseased brain when it comes to that sort of thing

[skittypilled]

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

[flarhgunnstow]

Genuinely disoriented by this one

[mereologic]

you've got to admit you were wrong every once in a while. it gives other people false hope that they can convince you of things

[3000s]

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

[3000s]

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

[omtai]

The wise old oak tree is furious with you you foul thing

[striders]

the fucking full screen sized ads on this app are making it genuinely uninhabitable in here. why can’t i scroll without accidentally touching one of these things and having my phone commandeered by the download page for Stinky Mud Treasure House Merge Farm Slots Magic #3

[important-cat-pics]