Hehe

not much 2 fuckin say

[valtsv]

"you will look for themes and motifs in media that isn't worth the effort" i will look for themes and motifs in the dirt. on the ground.

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[boarofthenorth100]

LOL

[neppler]

What’s so funny

[boarofthenorth100]

Have You Seen This

[vykodlak]

When god closes a door I shove my sword through the gap at the bottom and swipe at his ankles

[skunkes]

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[veryluckyclovers]

[bimbonic]

oh m-...ahhh...my pockages

[kushblazer666]

[angel-derangement]

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

[angel-derangement]

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

[ablubluh]

i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

[itsbasil]

you put those tags on this post where they belong

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[parosphromenus]

[junglejim4322]

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

[finalgirlcock]

doing insane shibari on my fairy wife with shit I bought at the craft store and telling everyone she's a keychain

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[iwilleatyourenglish]

yet another cosmic unfairness: a manatee is some kind of big fat dumpling beast of the sea that wants you to pet it so bad we had to make laws against doing just that for their safety

[iwilleatyourenglish]

jail time and a desire to see them thrive are the only things staying my tender heart and gentle hand