almost home
occasionally subtle
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
ellievsbear
YOU ARE THE REASON
Product Placement
Peter Solarz
if i look back, i am lost
NASA
#extradirty
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Janaina Medeiros
DEAR READER
Keni
pixel skylines
trying on a metaphor
i don't do bad sauce passes
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@lordgrimoire
Grimos' Home Page of Things
Hello All! I'm Grimos, I do writing, I do Fandom Things.
I indulge in Fandoms/Hobbies, here are my current favorites.
Battletech
Murder Drones
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Ask Status:Open
Write that one-shot. Those 3 chapters will be the best 10 chapters you ever wrote
It should 100% be illegal for companies to make you give them your payment information when you sign up for a free trial version of their product. It is not necessary and there is no good fucking reason for them to do it. It’s blatantly just so they can steal forgetful customers’ money.
oh hey, thanks for reminding me to cancel a free trial i had going on.
Reblog to save an unnecessary charge cause it also reminded me to cancel a trial lol
I wish they made it even marginally possible to get a job like I’m so fucking sorry I don’t have a rare but also highly demanded skillset, an agreeable disposition, and the ability to survive off of three nickels a week I’m soooo sorry
my aunt is watching some generic daytime tv talkshow and the hosts are very cheerfully going "yknow this AI thing isnt actually as cool as i thought it was- i keep noticing the google overview getting facts wrong! isnt that weird?" and its very funny watching regular middle aged people finally catch on. we did it lads it took long enough.
I sometimes get pushback when I describe Warhammer 40K Space Marines as eroticised figures, usually on the grounds that canonically, Space Marines can't fuck – then you look at the source material and it's like:
The text frequently dwells on long, luridly detailed lists of the various ways in which Space Marines' bodies have been modified. A disproportionate number of these modifications involve bodily fluids and/or the mouth.
The text tells us that Space Marines' power armour actually makes them less scary to other humans, because the mere sight of a Space Marine's unclothed body causes unenhanced humans to experience primal terror – and sure, you could interpret this as a body horror thing, but it's really not framed that way.
The text tells us that the only way to make a new Space Marine is to cut out part of an existing Space Marine and put it inside you, and that each chapter has a specific guy whose duty is to pick over battlefields and harvest the "gene-seed" of dead Space Marines so that their lineages might carry on.
Frankly, at this point, the fact that they're biomechanically incapable of fucking only makes it more horny.
I feel like “addiction” needs to be added to the shelf of things people can’t use anymore because they aren’t using it correctly.
”Dopamine addiction” you mean “reward seeking”
“AI addiction” you mean “self destructive antisocial behavior enabled by predatory technology”
“Porn addiction” you mean “internalized sexual shame and desensitization”
“Sex addiction” you mean “self destructive promiscuity”
“Addiction” is a clinical fucking disease. These people are not diseased, by and large. Some of them are experiencing/committing maladaptive behaviors and trying to absolve themselves of responsibility for their actions. Some of them are just existing in an evolutionarily explicable way, but our Puritanical/Calvinist society thinks they should be ashamed for ever experiencing pleasure or gratification at all rather than sacrificing every scrap of enjoyment they can claw out of life and suffering all the time because humans are tainted by sin and have to do penance for living.
I’m taking that word away and putting it on the top fucking shelf.
I’m taking that word
away and putting it on
the top fucking shelf.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
kill the part of your mind that says you can't reblog or engagement with art if you don't know the ocs
"generic" art is, a lot of times, people's ocs even if you couldn't tell at a glance. just because you don't know the story doesn't mean you can't enjoy the composition, colors, humor, and skill. you can still engage with art even if you don't know what it means, it's fine, it's normal, it's expected. maybe you'll even get curious enough to ask for context.
drink some fucking water
Realizing that I am not employing enough of my free will to become a nuisance at work
Me watching this:
I’m not letting this rot in the tags
Tumblr banned porn to appeal to advertisers only to exclusively host ads for links you wouldn't touch even while wearing full PPE
Ways to express the vibe of “Oh. Oh.” without writing “Oh. Oh.”
because we all know the line is a classic for good reason but perhaps a bit too cliche
Oh. Oh no, I know what this is.
Well. That’s inconvenient.
Wait, why is…. Oooooh….
Okay, I know what this looks like. But… Oh man, who am I kidding?
Wait… Oh.
“Oh.” A blink. Then, slower, “Oh…”
“Wait…” Fuck.
What? Why would I feel that way when… Oh.
This is going to hurt, isn’t it?
“What the—“ Oh.
Everything aligns just right then. I’ve been a damn idiot.
“Oh my God!” … Oh my god…
Oh. Oh no…
My hands are shaking and suddenly I understand why my throat feels tight and my heart is pounding. I’m an oblivious fool.
Nope, nope. Not happening. … “Fuck.”
Oh. Oh?
yep, pretty much
i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it
Italian is 107 different provincial languages stuck together with spit and half a prayer
My bf lives in another region and we are constantly arguing about regional variations of words and we both live in the fucking north of Italy
one time i saw a map of italy but instead of cities and roads etc it was just covered w different ways you can say the word vagina. it was covered
oh I can think of at least seven ways to say the word vagina right off the top of my head rn. I can’t imagine what I could do if I tried harder
Fjgkahfmangksoajufnajejgnanfjakirjvjjs
this is the Italian Vagina Map, reblog to… I’m not sure actually. Can’t hurt though.
reblog to Italian season your pussy
white people go like “is anyone going to redesign this nonhuman evil character as a poc?” and not wait for an answer
white people go “is anyone going to redesign this nonhuman good character as a white person?” and not wait for an answer
white people can rb but please do not clown
white people really cant give a shit abt anyone but themselves unless held at gunpoint or smth huh?
“what about the poor little white kids just trying to have fun?” what about the poor little kids of color made to feel unsafe and unwelcome in a space that was supposed to be fun?
“why can’t poc just make their own redesigns and we can keep these ones” why cant you realize that your actions have consequences and that you should maybe try to not enforce racist stereotypes??
like ofc its ideal to have VARIETY among both villains AND protagonists, its when your characters look like this
that the issue arises
scratch “can”, white people are encouraged to reblog
[Image description: 3 white stickmen labeled as "good guys" and 3 Brown stickmen labeled as "bad guys". End image description.]
