this is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

[offshoreoilrig]

Rattling the bars of my cage but you can tell my heart's not in it and I try to discreetly look down check my phone several times

[iamyounicorn]

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

[jakemorph]

WHO ARE YOU FUCKING PEOPLE

[wizardsisananimal]

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

[c3rvida3]

Notice how we hardly see any reports of cattle mutilations lately... The aliens finally figured out how to get the milk out of them thangs...

[cryptotheism]

Uncles and Nephews can perform especially powerful attacks together. Experiment with different uncles and nephews to discover their unique abilities.

[dogpuppy]

[skyberia]

[transgender-colon-three]

[sermna]

I used to have a recurring dream for years that my grandma's backyard had holes slowly opening up as the dirt begin to collapse in on an old cellar. I never saw anything down there, but always had the impression that something about the cellar was evil. Finally thought to tell her about it as an adult and she just said "oh yeah we covered an old cellar with that shed back there because I kept having nightmares about it"

[sacred-portal]

[sister-ray]

[digihowl]

tumblr is so funny. ill see someone i havent seen on the dash in a while and be like "oh hey theyre back :)" and i go to their blog and theyve been posting the whole time and our tumblr hours just havent overlapped in a while

[rainyydoves]

[segamascott]

[wizardarchetypes]

i wish mosquitos didn't make you itchy and give you horribly infectious diseases. i wouldn't begrudge them a humble nibble were it not so

[viledom]

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

[auternadelaide]

Well alright then.