[henchforlife]

Hiii hello if you're still doing VBros art requests, could I perchance put a request in for Wide Wale?

Love ur art btw

Man he’s hard to draw

[feastofsnakes]

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

[kristina100000]

i’m debbie harry i sang heart of glass and i was in videodrome. now eat this multitalented pussy

[imcuteforever-deactivated202605]

_h0pi_89

[3000s]

american psycho if there was lunch

[redshift-starfire]

Aren't they already having lunch in that scene?

[3000s]

they didnt have lunch until i gave it to them i think

[tsunflowers]

one of the best comics of all time honestly

[bunnyhologram]

jackie photobash

[maybetattedscientist]

Need her bouncing on it in her prettiest lingerie

[fallingfromgr8ce]

I need a man starving to death locked up in my cage that I built myself. It is big enough for a fully grown man to stand upright in as long as under 6'3 and shoulders within normal range. There is no key and can only be yanked open from the outside. I choose you and I've grabbed your IP address to find you for the cage ok?

[archivearchangelica]

2010

[honeybeaus]

Clancy Brown as The Kurgan in Highlander (1986)

[felderwin]

Realistically I know “let’s all kill ourselves” is just as bad or maybe worse than “im going to kill myself” but in my head it’s like. ok but im establishing a sense of community and proposing a group activity? like are we really going to get mad about that

[electricsheepdoctor]

Every time I type "liek" instead of "like" I can feel the specter of mid-2000s memes passing through me like someone walking over my grave.

[electricsheepdoctor]

In my restless dreams, I see him.

[goldensunset]

i’m really sorry about my behavior. you see, growing up, my family- *remembers blaming all my problems on other people is really annoying and unhealthy* i mean. i am responsible for all the evils of this world and i bear sins like the sky bears the stars

[saintm0rning]

• Drinking the Dr. Pepper, your brown cola heart began to fizz...

• Happyness went up by 23!

• Jollyness went up by 23!

• Cheerfulness went up by 23!

• Niceness went up by 23!

• Kindness went up by 23!

• Helpfulness went up by 23!

• Awesomeness went up by 23!

[phantomrose96]

Every once in a while I've seen the sentiment like "I can't believe I'm still blocked by [person] for [thing that happened forever ago]" and I dunno, I kind of operate under the assumption that most people don't revisit their blocklists. Least of all to pass through it and judge which accounts are now unblock-worthy.

Like if you found me slightly annoying once in 2016 I simply assume I'm blocked forever.

[leolaroot]

in a hotel room very cautiously removing my clothing slowly and constantly looking around the room shifty and scared as fuck anticipating attacks while a beautiful pair of women sitting side by side on the bed in matching lingerie excitedly but restrained with carefully lowered vioices cheer me on. they say Yes thats it thats how sex works! youre doing it right yeah! youve got it keep going! and im finally down to a sports bra and one tube sock when a car alarm putside startles me and i lunge for the empty handgun on the floor and put it in my mouth while they panic and scramble trying to calm me down petting my hair and cooing gently

[mint-swirl]