THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY COW

????????

[everydaywomble]

but here's the thing

[zoesupreme]

sailors used to mutiny and become pirates

[lettucemakar]

Word already had a word count?! That WORKED?

You made a computer that can't COUNT?!

[lensinski]

if you are wondering, liam gallagher is still on his shit

[charlesoberonn]

Some of my favorite variants

[charlesoberonn]

More variants

[homunculus-argument]

Literally no reason for a guy to be over 5'7". That's just wasteful use of biomass. You had enough material to make four dudes and instead you made three. That thing is blocking an entire isle in the grocery store.

[homunculus-argument]

I know it's pronounced ayol but you're not making me make a third guess about how you're supposed to spell that shit.

[lakemojave]

They. They forgor

[lakemojave]

[hotsoupeymiku]

[grimmtidings]

They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.

[predstrogen]

this is a fucking futurama bit

[sad-face]

[nedlittle]

if i were a respected british actor with any principles at all i would simply not agree to a project whose earnings will have material consequences for trans people but maybe i'm built differently

[nedlittle]

another one bites the dust

[not100bees]

I know that Ea-nasir is like a meme these days but it is wild that we have complaint letters from 1750 BC. That's over three thousand years before the release of Belgian techno anthem "Pump Up the Jam".

[newporters]

the subtle and delicate cuteness of the chickpea

[lylahammar]

We’ve found a new game

[bruzum]

[transjackfairy]

Let's all Get Bald and Play with Our Synthesisers #BrianEnoSummer

[pansyfemme]

it really is crazy how there are so many influencers with millions of followers i have never heard of in my life

[pansyfemme]

every day someone is like ‘have you heard about the situation with johnny youtube?’ and i go. pardon. who the hell is that

[schmergo]

Yesterday, I was at dinner with some friends and briefly forgot Harrison Ford’s name, but I was like, “His name is a president and a car,” which is how we got such acceptable alternatives as McKinley Camry, Van Buren Gremlin, Clinton Infinity, and Range Rover Cleveland.

[caesarsaladinn]

Lincoln Lincoln

[sleepyquietgirl]

I feel like I am taking crazy pills