Ezio Auditore da Firenze

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Ezio and his lovely warm sweater. Be right back, gonna die from the cute.

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I had to.

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Hair appreciation post because why the hell not?

[vieridepazzi]

@sono-ezio-auditore - modern AU

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Ezio overheard the thugs’ warning about the police so he backed off just a bit. He didn’t need his father to have to deal with any unwanted attention due to Ezio’s brash nature. “You wouldn’t be able to kill me if you tried” he spat back. 

Ezio then moved over to where his brother was seated. He sat down and picked up his coffee mug, which was now at a rather gross luke warm temperature. He sipped it anyway in a feeble attempt to look innocent. 

I will not cover for you this time Fratellino. Federico warned his younger brother. Federico said this all the time, yet always did manage to cover for Ezio and Ezio knew this. .

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"We’ll see about that, Auditore!" Vieri didn’t bother to keep his voice low as he and his boys left. Ezio would pay dearly for being the piece of shit he was; and if Vieri had his way, it would be a harsh lesson and one that would not be easily recovered from. But, in a way, this Auditore in particular wasn’t the only one that he considered guilty. In fact, Vieri was nearly as eager to punish one Federico Auditore for the simple fact that… well, if he hadn’t been fucking Federico, this would never have been an issue he could have used against him. Besides, it’s not like Federico did anything to shut the prick up. He’d love to see Federico deck Ezio.

In other news, Vieri kicked over a trash can and broke some things here and there on his way. Now to find something else to do or someone else to bully to get his frustration out.

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Ezio watched as Vieri and his gang of brutes left the cafe. He was thankful for that they were done before the police had a chance to actually do something. His father's punishment would be severe as Ezio found himself getting into fights more often than he should. 

Federico sighed in discontempt. As much as he did love a good fight, this rivalry between Ezio and Vieri was getting old. He was well aware that it would probably never end but he was getting sick of it.

The two finished their coffees and then started their walk home. 

[vieridepazzi]

@sono-ezio-auditore - modern AU

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Ezio easily side-stepped Vieri’s feeble attempt to grab him. In response he moved, punching towards Vieri’s face. “You would know all about cazzi in the ass” he  retorted. 

Federico just sat back and sipped his coffee, telling himself only to step in if things got too bad. His Fratellino had to fight his own battles and didn’t need him to fight for him 

[vieridepazzi]

Had he not been able to do something as simple as grabbing from their previous positions, he was more or less in the edge of being clear from a thrown punch. Still, he had the instinct to flinch back from it even though he had some room. There was just something about seeing a fist swung near you that got your body still trying to move away. Sure, his hand-to-hand skills weren’t as honed as some of his other skills, but give him a blade or gun, and he would be more in his league. However, unfortunate for him as it may be, Vieri knew what trouble it would cause him if he pulled his knife here.

And speaking of trouble…

One of his boys hurried up to him, grabbing at Vieri for his attention. Although the Pazzi shrugged off his hand, he paid mind to the fact that he was being told that the guy thought that the staff of the shop was calling the police.

Had nothing been done in the meantime, well, Vieri would spit in irritation to the side without really spitting saliva. It was more for show before he scoffed and headed for the door. “You’re lucky I don’t kill you here, cazzo.”

[sono-ezio-auditore]

Ezio overheard the thugs' warning about the police so he backed off just a bit. He didn't need his father to have to deal with any unwanted attention due to Ezio's brash nature. "You wouldn't be able to kill me if you tried" he spat back. 

Ezio then moved over to where his brother was seated. He sat down and picked up his coffee mug, which was now at a rather gross luke warm temperature. He sipped it anyway in a feeble attempt to look innocent. 

I will not cover for you this time Fratellino. Federico warned his younger brother. Federico said this all the time, yet always did manage to cover for Ezio and Ezio knew this. .

[augmented-mind]

Trying to keep myself busy. Also, trying out new brush.

[arsuf]

"Sometimes bad guys are the only good guys you get.” - Parker, Leverage

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@sono-ezio-auditore - modern AU

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Ezio took a moment to eye Vieri’s goons, there wasn’t anyone new and therefore he knew he could take them. He has done it before and was willing to do it again if he had to. He did secretly enjoy getting Vieri riled up. 

Federico looked from Ezio to Vieri and sighed, he didn’t want to say anything to provoke them further for Ezio was his brother and Vieri…well he did like whatever thing they had going. 

"Never….because I am not one to tell lies Vieri, that is your job" he retorted, a sly smile on his face. "and I see the way you walk, you definitely have taken one up the ass." he knew this would definitely be enough to set him off. "Now go on home and tell Viola that I’ll see her tonight" 

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Vieri wouldn’t be himself if he didn’t rile easily. And while he didn’t personally jump to action immediately all of the time, it wasn’t surprising when he did throw the first blow. Snarling, he threw himself at Ezio with the intention of grabbing at the front of his shirt in aggression. When angry—this time being no exception—Vieri was yelling, his voice straining not to screech. “Figlio di puttana! I’ll fucking kill you!”

Now, a smooth talker could have just mocked Ezio by asking why the bastard was staring at his ass enough to see him walking ever so off, but that would be if Vieri was a smooth talker. He had his moments of great comebacks every now and again, but he was mostly very prone to losing his words when he was very angry. This was one of those times. “Take it back or you’ll be the one walking like you’ve had cazzi up the ass, recchione!”

What a threat. What a threat.

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Ezio easily side-stepped Vieri’s feeble attempt to grab him. In response he moved, punching towards Vieri’s face. “You would know all about cazzi in the ass” he  retorted. 

Federico just sat back and sipped his coffee, telling himself only to step in if things got too bad. His Fratellino had to fight his own battles and didn’t need him to fight for him 

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@sono-ezio-auditore - modern AU

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Ezio took a moment to eye Vieri’s goons, there wasn’t anyone new and therefore he knew he could take them. He has done it before and was willing to do it again if he had to. He did secretly enjoy getting Vieri riled up. 

Federico looked from Ezio to Vieri and sighed, he didn’t want to say anything to provoke them further for Ezio was his brother and Vieri…well he did like whatever thing they had going. 

"Never….because I am not one to tell lies Vieri, that is your job" he retorted, a sly smile on his face. "and I see the way you walk, you definitely have taken one up the ass." he knew this would definitely be enough to set him off. "Now go on home and tell Viola that I’ll see her tonight" 

[vieridepazzi]

Vieri wouldn’t be himself if he didn’t rile easily. And while he didn’t personally jump to action immediately all of the time, it wasn’t surprising when he did throw the first blow. Snarling, he threw himself at Ezio with the intention of grabbing at the front of his shirt in aggression. When angry—this time being no exception—Vieri was yelling, his voice straining not to screech. “Figlio di puttana! I’ll fucking kill you!”

Now, a smooth talker could have just mocked Ezio by asking why the bastard was staring at his ass enough to see him walking ever so off, but that would be if Vieri was a smooth talker. He had his moments of great comebacks every now and again, but he was mostly very prone to losing his words when he was very angry. This was one of those times. “Take it back or you’ll be the one walking like you’ve had cazzi up the ass, recchione!”

What a threat. What a threat.

[sono-ezio-auditore]

Ezio easily side-stepped Vieri's feeble attempt to hit him. In response he moved, punching towards Vieri's face. "You would know all about cazzi in the ass" he  retorted. 

Federico just sat back and sipped his coffee, telling himself only to step in if things got too bad. His Fratellino had to fight his own battles and didn't need him to fight for him 

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@sono-ezio-auditore - modern AU

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"Im not taking back anything when it is the truth. Just admit you lay with men and we can all go on with our lives" Ezio told him, a smug expression creeping onto his face. "And if your famiglia is so close, why would she lie about you?" he asked. "I mean, unless your family really is a mess" 

Federico knew better than to give his two sense on the matter so he lied for Vieri. “Ezio, it was just a stupid rumor Fratellino. It really isn’t something to fight over. Come sit and we can talk over coffee”

Ezio ignored his brother and moved closer to Vieri. “You act like I’m scared of you” he spat. “You and I both know that I can easily beat the ever loving hell out of you”

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He should just set his boys on him. He should just let them beat the shit out of the prick and laugh as he lay broken on the ground. Vieri didn’t glance to them, but he remained ever aware that he did have his backup and they were the kind of young men that were just waiting for a chance for violence. And being the sadist who had a point to prove that he was, there was frequently an opportunity for them to get their aggression out on a target he’d selected. Talk about a symbiotic relationship.

But damn straight Federico lie on his behalf. He’d keep his goddamned mouth shut if he wanted to continue their little trysts.

Vieri responded in kind to getting closer, aiming to invade Ezio’s personal space. “I know you can’t.” One of these days, he really should bring a gun. See how smug the prick was with a gun at his head. Then again, Vieri was always fond of using a blade as it took longer and was easier to prolong pain with. “Take back what you said about me, and you’ll live to whine to your idiot brother. I’m no frocio, whether or not you’re looking to call that bastard one.” Oh wait, he should add more. “And stay away from my sister.”

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Ezio took a moment to eye Vieri's goons, there wasn't anyone new and therefore he knew he could take them. He has done it before and was willing to do it again if he had to. He did secretly enjoy getting Vieri riled up. 

Federico looked from Ezio to Vieri and sighed, he didn't want to say anything to provoke them further for Ezio was his brother and Vieri...well he did like whatever thing they had going. 

"Never....because I am not one to tell lies Vieri, that is your job" he retorted, a sly smile on his face. "and I see the way you walk, you definitely have taken one up the ass." he knew this would definitely be enough to set him off. "Now go on home and tell Viola that I'll see her tonight" 

[dantesbooty]

hot video game characters | 3/? | Ezio Auditore Da Firenze (Assassin's Creed 2, Assassin's Creed Brotherhood, Assassin's Creed Revelations)

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Mentore

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Ezio looked up when Federico approached. “Buongiorno” he greeted, standing up properly. “Have you eaten yet?” Ezio asked, gesturing to the seat beside him. “I can’ t have you fainting” he mused as he sat back down and sipped his coffee.

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Eaten? Well— “N-No, mentor, not yet. I am afraid that I forgot about it when I was fitting my armor back on,” the novice admitted sheepishly, moving to seat himself where Ezio had directed him to.

"Mi dispiace, it would seem I am still very nervous about the mission..—I-I would still like to accompany you, of course mentor!"

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"Well you should definitely eat then" he said, keeping his tone warm and non-accusing. Ezio took another sip of his coffee and allowed the other to take his time eating. "I never doubted that you wanted to come." he paused. "Let me give you some advice....you are no good to anyone dead" he told him. "You're safety always comes first, well in the beginning at least" he chuckled. "After about ten years it is okay to get a bit wreckless"

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@sono-ezio-auditore - modern AU

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"Don’t shoot the messenger" he retorted as the other shoved him. "I am simply telling you what I know as fact. Im pretty sure your sister isn’t a liar" When he moved to push him again he felt hands on his wrists, the touch was a familiar one. 

Basta children. The voice spoke, Ezio turned around to see his older brother, Federico standing there. Now what the hell has gotten into the two of you? He asked, shifting his gaze from Ezio and then to Vieri.

Ezio knew better then to go against what his fratello said so he stepped back from Vieri, still glaring at him. 

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His sister! While he’d always declined that she’d have the idiotic notion to spread around the things he did in private, he also didn’t think that she would know this about him. A rumor. It had to be a rumor that she made up to spite him. Why else would she tell Ezio of all people? Definitely, he would need to put her in her place. “I’m pretty sure she is a liar, grullo!”

And when that bastard Federico showed his pathetic face, Vieri gave him a nasty look before turning his attention back onto Ezio. He wasn’t so easily swayed to listen to what the idiot was saying to try and stop their argument. “Take back what you said, or I’ll make you regret it.”

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"Im not taking back anything when it is the truth. Just admit you lay with men and we can all go on with our lives" Ezio told him, a smug expression creeping onto his face. "And if your famiglia is so close, why would she lie about you?" he asked. "I mean, unless your family really is a mess" 

Federico knew better than to give his two sense on the matter so he lied for Vieri. "Ezio, it was just a stupid rumor Fratellino. It really isn't something to fight over. Come sit and we can talk over coffee"

Ezio ignored his brother and moved closer to Vieri. "You act like I'm scared of you" he spat. "You and I both know that I can easily beat the ever loving hell out of you"

[sono-ezio-auditore]

Mentore

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Ezio woke up the next morning and slipped on his armour. He started the day by sharpening his blades as it was common knowledge that a dull blade was more dangerous than a sharp one. After finishing that he made his way into the kitchen to grab a pastry and a cup of coffee. He was also awaiting the arrival of the novice, Federico whom he had assigned to come along with him.  

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His rest was rather half-and-half. He wasn’t tired when he woke up, but he also was not completely rested up. Federico was up and into his armor as soon as he had roused himself enough, and nearly panicked, thinking that he had overslept. His armor was hard to slip into, but once he had it straightened out he gathered his blades and hurried to his mentor’e dwelling, hoping the master assassin had not decided to leave him behind—although Federico would not blame him for it.

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Ezio looked up when Federico approached. "Buongiorno" he greeted, standing up properly. "Have you eaten yet?" Ezio asked, gesturing to the seat beside him. "I can' t have you fainting" he mused as he sat back down and sipped his coffee.

[jennstarkid]

About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

and my personal favorite

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

[nightlustrous]

and this is why its actually illegal to do that, and you can be sent to jail if they actually do it.