The High Moon Saloon Archive

Archive Tumblr of Knightstlkr. For new Tumblr, get the link from me off anon on here. ♥ I love how this Tumblr is marked as NSFW but it's getting folowed by literal porn bots. Good job, Tumblr!

[knightstlkr]

Hey, binches, this is now an archive. If you want my new Tumblr, send me an ask off anon for it.

<3

[strider-juice]

I really hope Tumblr realizes a majority of its users are adults and stops blaming 18+ content as a blanket excuse for their poor management of the site.

[knightstlkr]

SO YOU CAN STILL OBJECTIFY WOMEN BUT GOD FORBID YOU POST ANYTHING ELSE REMOTELY NSFW.

NICE TO KNOW.

@staff

I don’t have a middle finger emoji large enough to express my disgust here.

[knightstlkr]

Hey, so since Tumblr’s basically setting themselves on fire, I have a Twitter at the same handle as this Tumblr. See y’all in the funny papers and eventually on PillowFort.

[oricalcon]

Bye

[g3ncyho3]

The lack of Hanzo content gives me category 5 depression

[dontthinkonithermione]

Maybe Foreign Language Wouldn’t Be So Foreign

Based off of this text post for @emettkaysworld + @bumblebeebats

Hermione: It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek.

Hermione: “Expelliarmus”?

[yaminoendo]

My new favorite version of Hermione.

[unbotheredmuse]

[justsomeantifas]

jeff bezos: now that i’m the richest man on the planet with a net worth of over 100 billion dollars

jeff bezos: how about i create new ways to fuck over my employees and underpay them

jeff bezos: i’ve got it, i’ll legally not pay them while they’re still on the clock, and i’ll get the supreme court to agree with me

me: 

[invaderxan]

Jeff Bezos currently has a net worth of $133.2 billion. 

It’s remarkable to me that he could personally afford to fix Puerto Rico’s critical infrastructure, and still be among the top 10 billionaires in the USA afterwards. He could afford to completely repair Puerto Rico and still have enough money to be in the top 20. 

Jeff Bezos could afford to personally end world hunger for a year and still be among the top 10 US billionaires. He could feed the entire planet for 3 years and still be in the top 20.

If you had $133.2 billion in a savings account with an interest rate of 0.06% (the average rate), you would receive $79.9 million in interest every year without having to do anything. All he needs to do is keep breathing, and he will make 57 times more this year than an average US citizen will make in their entire lifetime. 

He could spend $80 million this year and would not even notice its absence.

It’s estimated that it would take $55 million and a year of work to fix Flint, MI’s water supply. 

I’m just saying. 

[ceekari]

I can’t imagine having that kind of money and NOT trying to help others with it.

[taste-me-feed-me-deactivated202]

Love to see my people uplifting the community

[scottyhomebody]

This is cool

[softwaring]

http://foodshare.net/program/mobile/ It’s ran out of Toronto and they take donations 

[goatbagxvx-deactivated20221112]

WHAT A GREAT IDEA

[sunkeepersolarpunkmusic]

Vry Solarpunk

[aldmerii-blog]

[tj3star]

💤

[renegade-shepard-archived]

this is a good day to love ur videogame boyfriends am i right

[cayde-6-imagines]

Fave character: *Confirmed dead*

Me: Haha show me their corpse and then I’ll believe it

Writers: It’s right there

Writers: They’re dead

Writers: Never coming back

Me: Nah they’re fine

[charliecox]

me: *points at fave character*

me: look its my son, but also my boyfriend, but also my husband, but also the little kid i’m taking care of, but also my beautiful cinnamon roll too beautiful to this world too pure, but als-

[kedreeva]

Soulmates are not your ~other half~, that’s just nonsense. You are a whole person already, not half a person. A soulmate isn’t even inherently romantic. A soulmate is just the other sock in a matched set. You’re still a whole, complete sock on your own, you are perfectly functional paired with any other sock, it’s just that it’s even better when you match. A soulmate is literally just the person who makes your soul go “!!! Same hat!!!” and wave excitedly.

[thegirlwiththepurpleguitar]

i love this

[lilbittydragon-deactivated20241]

this is literally the only interpretation of “soulmate” that I can tolerate or accept 

[ahedis-ap]

Me @ Salvation Army: