Angst motherfcker

[bukistories]

I will write a 50k fanfic of pure fluff found family buddie Chris+Theo-teaming-up ending istfg.

[pcuaccount]

It’s so funny when fics make Grace unintentionally nsfw to eridians. That being soft, leaky, curious abt touching, etc is all inappropriate behavior. Imagine you send ur best men to space and in a beautiful but dangerous journey they save the stars and the lone survivor returns with alien Jessica rabbit

[cinematics123]

So what if - and bear with me - established BuckNEddie are training kickboxing (which we see on the show) and Eddie goes in and knocks Buck to the floor. And they start wrestling.

And then Buck suggests whichever of them wins, gets to top. After a hot, sweaty wrestling session, Eddie finally pins Buck and pulls Buck’s sweaty, matted shirt off and says he is going to claim his prize. Buck smiles, exhausted, up at him and says that he’ll let Eddie.

Only Eddie…. gets a weird look on his face and says “okay, never tell anyone this, but I actually don’t want to top. Can you please?”

And Buck immediately laughs, and picks up Eddie and carries him off to bed. Because of course Buck would lay down whatever Eddie needed.

Please, someone must have already written this. Please someone.

(Also Jacob Tierney, please direct an episode of this…)

[kipsa-hoy]

You sleep. I watch.

[fanfic-chan]

Y'all ever think of what the person responsible for Rocky's voice bank must've felt when those videos finally got to earth? Imagine doing a voice acting gig for a bank voice on a computer or whatever that you eventually completely forget about, only for it to one day come back to you when the FIRST intellectual alien lifeform that a human being has ever met decides to use it as their chosen voice. The mild horror. The exhilaration. The emotional punch. This is it. This is your magnum opus. You have given a human voice to a sentient rock and it will NEVER get better than this. Also, they picked you over MERYL STREEP?!?!

[scarlct-vvitch]

grace tries really hard to not play favorites with his eridian students (obviously) but one day he lets it slip that "teacher's pet" is a thing on earth but he's like haha i dont do that, i dont have favorites :) and the students are like okay. bet. we will Make You Pick One. and the next day 30+ baby eridians all show up with elaborate gifts trying to win his favoritism and all of them are so beautiful that grace gets so overwhelmed he just starts crying on the spot

[swiapples]

clingy grace

[pilley-w]

Nah, don't worry about it

[ravmycupine]

A terrible misunderstanding....

[whitsantos-twinism-truther]

drunk whitsantos sharing secrets, trans dennis saying, “my first chosen name was Dan because i wanted people to call me ‘Dan the Man’… but no one did.”

trinity just starts giggling, hard. there are practically tears in her eyes when he finally asks, “what’s so funny?”

“now you’re ‘Den that likes Men’.”

[atomikats]

his first point was going to be “i don’t even get up at night to pee”

[homunculus-argument]

A three-circle venn-diagram where the circles are "sex workers", "the furry community", and "people working in morgues". I don't know what the overlap parts are.

[flufflogic]

Fourth circle needed: IT workers

[homunculus-argument]

You say that with such confidence that I am compelled to trust your vision. Personally I have no idea where this is going.

[trytocallmecal]

i'd say the overlap between "sex workers" and "people who work in morgues" is probably "seeing naked strangers a lot"

[homunculus-argument]

"professional handling of bodies of strangers"?

[small-gods-curator]

Putting my neck out for you folks here

[garlicbunny]

“ok lets do warm up sketch”

“oh..”

[thornethenorn]

[morallygrayautisticscientist]

Rocky and Grace had a lot of arguments at some point because Eridian scientists asked to dissect Grace once he dies to see if any parts of his body could advance medicine or teach them about biology and Grace is all for it but Rocky’s like “NO??? NO ONE ALLOWED DEFACE GRACE BODY AFTER DIE??? WILL HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME???”

[sukig2]

The fact that Grace is canonically being kept in a huge terrarium at the end of the movie will never fail to amuse me.

Questions like "Have you fed the human yet?" probably frequently get asked and answered with "Ugh i was GOING to!"

(At first it was probably a whole team of high ranking Eridian scientists taking care of it, but soon it became a volunteering thing, like helping out at the soup kitchen or something. School classes sign up for taking care of Grace for a week or two in order to teach the kids responsibility)

And not just that, someone also needs to add enrichment for him and make sure that it's not too repetitive.

Someone needs to keep him company and hang out with him and it can't ALWAYS be the same person because Rocky and Grace both need to be around others too from time to time.

Grace is a high maintanance pet. And he's happy with this arrangement.

This isn't an original thought because many have said this before me, but it's one that cannot be stated often enough.

("Grace isn't Rocky's pet, he's his equal!!" TWO THINGS CAN BE TRUE AT THE SAME TIME, LET ME HAVE THIS!)

[mirroredfruit]

grace who thinks adrian hates him but adrian is just suffering from the worst case of cuteness aggression ever to exist.

grace : rocky…… do you think adrian hates me…?

rocky, who had to listen to adrians squealing before and after everytime they get to visit grace : no definitely not

[whimsy-hearts]

and speaking of maggots for brains, this song is so buck coded and was written from buck's pov <3