Ain't That a Bitch

MOVED TO CHURCHOFINVENTION

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

didnt you die

That was weeks ago dude. Things change

[trepidchild]

i wonder if my mother is ashamed of who ive become

[mooncactus]

kids these days with their favorite character as their lockscreens… when I was a youth you had to carefully arrange all your favorite anime pictures on a word document and print it out to carefully slip inside the plastic sleeve of your three ring binder

[jewish-tutter]

this just unlocked repressed memories in my brain

[sonofinvention]

i think you are good and also need to nap more! - totally secret admirer

     “ Y’know, napping more would sound a hell of a lot better if I knew I was gonna have someone there to do it with me. “ 

In hindsight, if he napped more, he probably wouldn’t be in such an inherently bad mood most days. Which is only an argument against why he should be napping in his mind. 

     “ So I guess as soon as I find a willing participant, we can kinda get this show on the road. I’m okay with the idea of being good and a napper. A good napper. “ 

[sonofinvention]

I think you're very handsome, and sweet, and a wonderful father. I really enjoy our little chats. I'm not.. quite sure I quite get your sense of humor yet, but I appreciate it nonetheless. You're a good person, Church.

Send your muse’s thoughts about mine on anon

Well, color him... taken aback, that’s for damn sure. His expression seems to soften at first, as he’s listening to their little spiel, but by the end, Church is... well, he definitely isn’t flushed, for starters.

He’s not sure what he is by the end of it. 

     “ O-oh. Um... “ He rubs anxiously at the back of his neck. His first notion is to brush it all off and ignore this bullshit, but he... doesn’t want to, either. It feels kinda good, being... appreciated like this. Hm.

     “ ... Thank you. For, uh... for that. “ 

[sonofinvention]

BITCH WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE F U C K

     “ That’s what I’m sayin’, man! “ 

Are you?

     “ I swear. Christ. “ 

[sonofinvention]

i think you are good and also fun and also good and fun!

     “ -- I had to read this, like, five times. I swear to god I felt like I was having a stroke. “

Which... doesn’t sound too surprising, somehow.

     “ Stroke aside, uh... y’know, I don’t know. But thanks. “ 

[thingsforrp]

Send your muse’s thoughts about mine on anon

And my muse will react

[sonofinvention]

♞ - from caboose!

♞ - physically pick my muse up and carry them 

 Some part of him is well aware that he should expect this sort of display by now. And the part of him that is and does is comforted by the gesture. That same part of him is not only comforted by the gesture, but is all... melty over it. Good god is Caboose strong. That part of him enjoys being carried entirely too much.

     “ Dude-- come on! How many times do we have to talk about this? I’m doing something! “ 

The other part of him is generally just mad about being startled by the endeavor.

     “ You’re gonna give me a fuckin’ heart attack one of these days, and you know what? You’re gonna be so sorry and it’ll be too late. The damage will already have been done. “ That’s about as hollow of a threat as it gets, as if Church wasn’t about to immediately undercut it by the next thing out of his mouth.

     “ What’s, uh-- what’re we doing? Exactly? “ 

How upset can he be if he can’t be bothered to keep up an argument for more than twelve seconds?

[atomiism-deactivated20220425]

neptunememes‌:

your past is dead  YET  it still haunts you  AND  you let it

[sonofinvention]

stupid is a good thing! i can't believe church is both a moron and a moronsexual

     “ Stupid is as stupid does, dude. Stupid is me, and I also do stupid, so that’s-- that’s how that works. “ 

[sonofinvention]

so Church, have you introduced your dad to your baby yet? have you introduced your dad to your ~girlfriend~ yet? he's so old, he only has so much going on at once,

     “ I’ve barely introduced my father to the old-ass kids I already have. And the only reason they’ve met him before is because... I don’t know, probably because of the... holidays, I guess. “ 

That sounded right. It was that first Hanukkah, he thinks. But he’s been wrong before.

     “ Are you trying to encourage me to talk to him because he might be bored? Dude, fuck that, I hope he’s got absolutely nothing going on ever. “ Church scratches his head for a moment, thinking. 

     “ ... I also can’t decide if introducing him to Tori is gonna end up in some kinda fight or some kinda supreme awkwardness. Kinda don’t wanna risk either option. “ 

[sonofinvention]

just stares - xoxo, york ;)

     “ .... Take a picture, pal, it’ll last longer. “

[sonofinvention]

......... God I hate this place.

[sonofinvention]

A follow-up: Would it be better or worse if Flowers was still here fucking it up with you guys

     “ I think the one bright side to Flowers not being here is that nobody makes me run laps anymore. You know when the last time I ran a lap was? I sure as fuck don’t. That already sounds better to me. “

[sonofinvention]

Do you think any of this bullshit would have happened if Captain Flowers was still alive?

Tsk. 

     “ Yes. Because, at all our respective cores, I’m pretty sure we’re all uniquely incompetent assholes. “

It’s beautiful, really.

     “ Can you imagine what’d happen if literally any of us were at all competent though? “ 

[sonofinvention]

ice cream or cake? then, depending on which answer- what kind!

     “ Uh... I don’t know, I think ice cream kinda makes my teeth hurt. But cake is so... fuckin’ sweet, what the hell is wrong with people? They always focus on the icing more than they do the cake itself. I didn’t come here for birthday icing; I was promised cake. “ 

He has strong feelings about this.

     “ Ice cream’s fun though. So, crucify me if you will, I’m gonna go with ice cream and say ‘mint chocolate’. I know there are some people out there that’ll bitch about mint, ‘oh if I wanna have mint I’ll just have some toothpaste’, and I’d like to go on record saying you’re all fucking stupid, and I’m sorry that you have to go through life like that. “