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[rylandsgrace]

The Devil Wears Prada (2006) dir. David Frankel

[goatisbetheres]

HUSBANDS TRAPPED ON CAMERA: "every day i see him it's so much fun"

[khanger]

Israel blocked over 250,000 aid trucks from entering Gaza in one year of genocide: Officials

The UN warned last week that over 1.8 million people in the Gaza Strip are facing ‘extreme levels’ of hunger

@ayeshjourney Mohamad Ayesh is the on-ground Gaza verifier of a lot of Gaza campaigns, and he needs our help to raise the necessary funds to help his younger brother Yasser, who is 10 years old and in urgent need to get his cochlear implant replaced and get back to his speech thereby and help his family rebuild their lives again.

DONATE HERE

Conversion Rate

1 £ = 1.32104 $

1 $ = 0.756981 £

[khanger]

UPDATE £20,554\£60,000 (6 November)

£39,446 Away From Reaching Goal

CONVERSION RATE

1 £ = 1.32104 $

1 $ = 0.756981 £

[slyeposting]

You order a package off Amazon. When the Amazon delivery guy shows up to your door, instead of giving you the package you bought, he beats the shit out of you. Then, when he sees that you are not dead yet, he calls all of the Amazon delivery people in the area and they all proceed to beat the shit out of you. Miraculously, you survive. Another miracle: a friend in your neighborhood caught the assault on video. After a month of recovery and extensive hospital bills that you have no idea what to do with, the video has gone viral. You read the comments below. “This is what happens to people who fuck with Amazon!!!” Someone says. “I’ve never been beaten up by Amazon employees, and I’ve been using them all my life!” Someone else comments. Later, you start to see articles popping up about your story. They all mention that when you were 17, your license was revoked for reckless driving. In a Facebook post on your mom’s feed, someone is going on a rant about how not all Amazon delivery guys are bad, and that if you look really close, the “bad” ones are just stressed out. Your name is trending on Twitter. Jeff Bezos films a response to your attack, denouncing the video of you getting beaten to within an inch of your life by his employees as becoming “a symbol of hate towards Amazon.” The people who attacked you still deliver packages around your neighborhood. You saw one of them just yesterday as you were watering your plants. You still can’t pay your hospital bills. Your phone dings- Twitter again. “Maybe if you didn’t order from Amazon,” someone pipes up, “this wouldn’t have happened!”

[slyeposting]

Holy shit

[curlybitch]

Someone did not get the analogy

[comraderoscoes]

he took off the miles chamley-watson hoodie to reveal… a miles chamley-watson t shirt. wag wardrobe unrivalled

[what-even-is-thiss]

It’s weird how everyone hating you when you’re nine years old still affects your self esteem when you’re 26 like yeah nobody came to my birthday party but that was like 17 years ago why is it stopping me from going to a gay bar

[oldbookist]

this guidebook from 1831 says the water from the seine is good but “has a laxative quality”…girl that is the cholera

[oldbookist]

happy olympics everyone

[fauxcyonoides]

So I see you all are exhausted by streaming services effectively recreating cable. I see you’re all tired of ads. Pirating is a great alternative, but I have another fantastic option for you all!

I live in Seattle. And in Seattle we have America’s largest physical media store, Scarecrow Video. They are a non-profit that has pretty much any film or tv show you can imagine. Like, everything. So much so that one of our local cinemas does a program with them called “Unstreamable” where they show a film from Scarecrow’a archive that you can’t access anywhere online. It’s a bit overwhelming to go to their store, which is two levels of every program under the sun.

ANYWAY, I bring this up because they recently started a Rent-by-Mail program. It’s pretty similar to what Netflix used to do. You can rent up to six titles (barring their super rare stuff and pornos) and they will ship it to you, then you return it in the included pre-paid envelope.

Why does this rock? Sure, you still have to pay money, BUT you are supporting a non-profit that is dedicated to preserving media instead of some corporation looking for endless profit. They can also expand your palette with their vast selection. And if you have a favorite piece of media, you never have to worry about it disappearing! All their stuff is there in perpetuity.

So this is all to say, now that Scarecrow has expanded their reach beyond the Greater Seattle Area, I implore you to check them out. If you don’t want to rent right now, the could always use donations to keep them afloat.

You can check out their catalogue HERE!

[donnajosh]

THE WEST WING 4.07 – “Election Night”

[bobby-brinks]

seems like a good time to bring back my favorite tweet

[tinyowlthoughts]

YEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

[pierreshairtransplant]

[asynca]

"okay doctor, make this guy die of something that cannot possibly be linked to boeing. something natural."

"the guy is 45, super fit and eats really well, his cholesterol panel is genuinely beautiful. he doesn't take any medications. he's going to live to 100"

"well how do you make a guy like that sick?"

"idk man, give him some massive dose of immuno-suppressants or steroids or something? It would have to either be huge or continuous, but someone's going to notice that, I reckon."

"would they test for that in hospital?"

"probably not, they'd just ask his medical history"

"do it"

this is a work of fiction based entirely on nothing at all related to the SECOND boeing whistleblower, a healthy middle-aged man, dying suddenly of multiple things in 2 weeks.

[naamahdarling]

what the fuck, man

[petite-ursus]

It's. HAPPENING.

(July 2nd 2024)

[callsign-denmark]

For those of you who had your doubts about Freddie or ever said a bad thing about his comeback and his chances playing again....

I hope you have a wonderful night fucking yourself 🤧😏

[hunterrrs]

“good luck, colgate ☺️☺️”

[hunterrrs]

kris, bitchily: sorry but i don’t know cartoons

also geno’s “i’m so funny” face (you are, babe)

[qqueenofhades]

Also, let us not forget, Henry Kissinger died. I understand that 2023 was generally a shitshow in a lot of ways, but Henry Kissinger very much did die.