suck my egg

okay

[nightofthelivingbraindead]

[creedencebuegwaterrevival-deact]

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

turn on ur volume

[disgustinganimals]

I regret turning up my volume

[angielio-blog]

[classicmeevs]

watch them consider the worm

[doniblogs]

“boi u just”

[haiderabd51]

This vid gave me cancer

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

things to say to your enemy…

• hello stupid… • oh, hello stupid…

[snorlaxatives]

i just wanna give a special shoutout to pineapples for being literally one of the best fruits in the world they’re sweet and juicy and everything a fruit should be

[spaghetti-divination]

And they dissolve your flesh if you have it on your skin for too long!

[snorlaxatives]

love that!

[respectfulmemes]

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

people in high school used to call me "succulent tendril" due to my habit of sprouting rather succulent tendrils from my body that classmates could pick and consume, to their endless delight

[wonders-of-the-cosmos]

[hocotate]

NONE of this would be happening in the Berenstein universe

[thewowsignal2026]

[oceansweather]

Of all the strange things to happen in 2017, Smash Mouth explicitly supporting trans people during pride month is by far the most pleasant. Hey now, you’re an all star.

[cursedimages]

[brucebocchi]

a weapon to surpass metal gear

[unclefather]

do you want to try prime

[noimormeoibdyvjdbccdvd]

the only kind of poc solidarity that exists is rice

[kittje]

physically im here but mentally im out in the jungle naked with my fists full of wild geckos

[hotcoins]