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[catastrofe]

[starwarsgraphictee]

final boss

[catchymemes]

[catsbeaversandducks]

[teathattast]

[yavln4]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

give. that. boy. a. borger.

[igglooaustralia]

Sad

[federalbureauofislam]

we broke her

[strongermonster]

hey what’s up how’s everybody’s weekend going it’s 11am here and i just had to hear my nana use the word ‘precum’ incorrectly in a room full of like 40 people how y’all doin today

[strongermonster]

it’s rly important to my nana to stay ‘hip and cool’ so she parrots a lot of the slang she hears us use. so last thanksgiving i was trying to put ketchup on smthn and i forgot to shake the bottle and got that gross watery bit first and went “oh no the ketchup precum” and my nana overheard and asked what that meant, and instead of telling my sweet 70 y/o nana what precum meant, i told her it was just a silly word for the unmixed liquid that comes out of squeeze bottles

anyways, cut to today where we’re having a  birthday lunch for my cousin and she goes to put mustard on smthn and gets the watery shit and sighs to herself “mustard precum” in her sweet lil welsh accent and every single person who knew what it meant and overheard took 30pts of psychic damage and sat there for a minute like

[mega-taiga]

why is this gif i found on the minecraft wiki so threatening

[hyper4id]

[authenticstains]

[sexwitsockson]

[finsngils-deactivated20210213]

[thatoneblog89-deactivated202406]

Me approaching 30

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[highlandvalley]

[lionmemes-deactivated20230726]

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Yes

[croshie]

me when they put me in the electric chair

[memewhore]

[unclefather]

Let her finish

[miffy-japan]

[catchymemes]

[sapphroses]

straight girls: omg he’s soooo cute 😍😍😍

the guy:

[ring-pop-hero]

Didn’t even need to do anything to the picture and it would’ve had the same effect