Kyungsoo said this

I'm not lying: a whole Chansoo extremist

[xinglostcontrol]

ok. don’t get mad.

Don’t get mad. Don’t get mad. I just want to ask you boys something. If anyone… ANYONE is intersted in buying Lay pcs, or Lay dolls, or anything EXO and one BTS Jimin photo…. PLS…. PLS OMG I CAN’T stress this enough, PLSSSSSSSSSS Check this twitter. It’s definitely not meeeee ahahahahahaha mmm….

https://twitter.com/Francis78233351

I’m selling my Kpop merch so I can afford quotes on my car so I can go down to KSU to visit my cute boyfriend and basically make sure he actually studies and not watch memes all day and youtube like he does when we do dates up here. Omg have i told you guys I got a boyfriend? Ah fuck it’s been so long since I’ve been on here i forgot. Yeah ya girl got a boyfriend… heheheh, and OMG he’s so adorable. I used to think I would definitely get with a guy like Yixing, but nope. My boyfriend is NOT like Yixing at all. Well… somewhat i guess. Ok,okokokok you guys don’t care about that stuff. Sorry. But yes. pls check it out, share, that would be much appreciated 

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just doing a little reblog don’t mind me heheheheh pls check it out. 

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Baekhyun: *bites lip* Ohh... Yeah... Just like that babe...

Kyungsoo:

Baekhyun: Ahhhh~~~~~~~

Kyungsoo: OKAY THATS IT. IM NOT COMFORTABLE CLEANING WITH YOU HERE

Baekhyun: *pretends to bite Kyungsoo seductively* *winks*

Kyungsoo: *screams* SOMEONE HELP ME

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Sehun: Hey, Kyungsoo ... I'm gay.

Kyungsoo: Okay. This isn't a shocker *reading book*

Sehun: You know what will be? That you're on Prank! Look there's a camera right there *points at cameras*

Kyungsoo: *looks up* Those cameras have been there for the reality show we've been filming for three days. Didn't you notice the cameraman behind you?

Sehun: *turns*

Cameraman: ... I've heard some shit from you, man... Some gay shit...

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Chanyeol: Kyungsoo... I love you so much man.

Kyungsoo: Sure. I'd believe you once you get hit by a bus *reading news paper*

Chanyeol: ... Hold that thought. *Runs off*

Kyungsoo: *not paying attention*

Chanyeol: *comes back bleeding with broken bones* K-Kyungsoo, do you believe me now? *Coughs blood*

Kyungsoo: *looks up* HOLY FUCK, YOU ACTUALLY GOT HIT BY A BUS?! WHY DID YOU COME BACK TO ME INSTEAD OF GOING TO THE HOSPITAL?!

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Kyungsoo: Yeah you better watch your step bro or that ass is grass

Chanyeol: Yeah tell him Soo! He's going to grab your ass dude

Kyungsoo: I'm not going to grab his ass okay? I'm going to kick his ass

Chanyeol: Whatever, just get that ass involved

Kyungsoo: Can you stop talking? I don't need your help, it's fucking weird

Sehun:

Sehun: You can just have the doll....

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Kyungsoo: *walks in with a red wig and baggy clothes* Yo

Chanyeol: *looks up* Ha! What the hell are you supposed to be?

Kyungsoo: You.

Chanyeol:

Chanyeol: You're so fuckin precious *tears up* I fuckin love you man

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Kyungsoo: *standing in front of door with cake*

Chanyeol and Yixing: *comes home*

Chanyeol: *walking in* Oh! Kyungsoo! *Sees cake* Aw, you made a cake? For me? You shouldn't have-

Kyungsoo: Move bitch *shoves Chanyeol against the wall* *stands in front of Yixing* Happy Birthday, Yixing

Yixing: Aww, thank you Soo~

Chanyeol:

Chanyeol: So are we just going to forget he just pushed me against the wall after a working my ass off in the studio?

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Kyungsoo: *sighs deeply*

Jongdae: What's wrong pal?

Kyungsoo: I'm just stressed out with work.

Jongdae: Oh...

Jongdae: Sounds distressing...

Kyungsoo:

Kyungsoo: Are you trying to be funny or trying to comfort me?

Jongdae: I'm just trying to help a friend! Don't worry! Hey, to help release this stress out, I suggest singing a song-

Kyungsoo: Thanks, thats-

Jongdae: -with a songstress

Kyungsoo: BITCH I SHOULD-

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EXOL: *blows kisses to Kyungsoo*

Kyungsoo: *catchs kiss and chuckles*

EXOL: *giggle giggle* Hehehe

Kyungsoo: *throws kiss in blender and blends it*

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Kyungsoo: *reading*

Baekhyun: *staring*

Kyungsoo: *looks up*

Baekhyun:

Kyungsoo:

Kyungsoo: Do you got a fucking problem?

Baekhyun: No, but I can make one

Kyungsoo: *taken back* N-No please

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Chanyeol:

Kyungsoo:

Chanyeol: *blinks*

Kyungsoo: *grabs knife* Listen, I thought I told you to shut the fuck up-

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Kyungsoo: Hey Chanyeol, can you grab that cup for me?

Chanyeol: Oh this cup? Or this one?*grunts* How about this one?

Kyungsoo:

Kyungsoo: For fucks sake Chanyeol, you don't need to flex-

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Chanyeol: *walks in*

Kyungsoo: Oh for fucks sake Chanyeol!

Chanyeol: What did I do?

Kyungsoo: The floor! The fuck you mean what did I do?! Youre making a mess!

Chanyeol: WHAT MESS SOO?! WHAT MESS?!

[xinglostcontrol]

Yo girl 17 🎂🎉🎉

Finally 17 today~ It’s been so great being 16 but you know… Times change 😭😭😔✊ Yo girl gotta move on from 16 and be 17… Lol who am I kidding? 16 was a horrible year for me, I’m glad I’m starting a new year for myself 🤘Let’s hope I can overcome all challenges/obstacles along the way! Also thank you all for following me on my other blogs like @xinglostcontrol @lulublowdatflute @kyungsoosdarkside @jongdaesuwu and showing so much love! Please look forward to a much better me and more “meh” posts!

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Baekhyun: Talk dirty to me~

Kyungsoo: Alright.

Kyungsoo: *leans in*

Kyungsoo: You smell like you took a shit

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Jongdae: I'm freezing!

Jongin: *Gives jacket and a small kiss*

Kyungsoo: I'm freezing.

Chanyeol: *in layers*

Chanyeol: What do you want me to do? I can't change the weather

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Luhan: Alright guys, vacation time. Where do you guys want to go?

Jongdae: The Bahamas!

Luhan: I don't know about that

Kyungsoo: Let's go to hell

Luhan:

Jongdae:

Luhan: No