Sue ya know

wannabe cutie who's a little too shy (it's cute) Please be gentle with me, thank you. 30s

[dailyralsei]

okay i'm lowkey in super hell rn so i got too busy to do research for transfem ralsei so for now i just wanna say, please stop trying to declare things objectively or fight about ralsei's gender... "ralsei can't be this or that" actually they can! shut up man keep it to yourself. leave her alone

drawing streak: 487 || full 1,000+ ralsei archive

[dailyralsei]

i just wanna thank tumblr for being the only platform that didn't do the thing (fight about ralsei's gender) under my post unlike bluesky and twitter and Especially bluesky 💙 you all are awesome

[nanoraydx]

Sonic porn ground zero

[nanoraydx]

I ythink doctor egg man should buttfuck the master emerald. bye!

[minimiffy]

ᶻ 𝘇 𐰁

[stackablecups]

[dapper-lil-arts]

The single human in hometown out here with their dms blowing up. send help

[necrowyrm]

Look I'm not saying it's *impossible* for me to kidnap a prince it's just that every time I do they end up as princesses anyway.

[lara-cherriinie]

my name is Susie Deltarune and my power is being oblivious as fuck

[ilikeducksdogsandcats]

Reptiles. For those as oblivious as Susie, the answer is reptiles.

[mandate-transgenderism]

how it feels

[sassabat]

forgot to add on there but i headcannon that icewing antlers keep growing to resemble moose antlers!

nightwings next 🌙

[delinquentbookworm]

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

[carboniila]

sometimes when kits purr, they lose their balance and fall

[carboniila]

started wof recently

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

gshsjb

[daylights-rain]

If you were wondering, yes it does feel good as fuck to let out a Lightning Breath Attack and absolutely vaporize a bunch of knights.

Thats usually all it takes. Any that didnt get atomized by the heat or electricity and survived were still thrown from their feet and knocked unconscious.

Can you imagine that?

They’ll basically end up waking up to ash and dust. They’ll probably wipe their brow an-

[actualbird]

i posted about my omegaverse pill bottles and how they help me take my bipolar meds more regularly and it became a hit tweet im wheezing

[imaginarylands4000]

[hyperlexichypatia]

Shocking development: in a language and culture where most given names are considered masculine or feminine, some genderqueer and nonbinary people choose given names that seem unusual!

[damazcuz]