[thetattedstoner]

Hope you find someone with some genuine mutual feelings fam

[666chula]

This good karma needs to be passed

[southsideshortyy]

I hope you get that job you need

[hvchiko-blog]

I hope some money comes your way.

[dee-termined]

I hope that stress you have goes away

[swingset-love]

I hope you feel good and okay in the morning

[thatonegaykidastrologer-blog]

I hope you feel loved and safe

[xpope]

I hope you find the healing that you seek

[gogoravenclaw]

I hope you forgive yourself for your past

[r-e-doubleindefinitely]

I hope you find peace within yourself

[ginghampearlsnsweettea]

I hope your skin is clear and your hair is growing.

[teapotsandnovels-deactivated202]

I hope that you learn to accept yourself flaws and all

[thisavpd]

I hope your day is as awesome as you are

[alexiapicon]

i hope you get all that happiness u deseve

[h3llraizer]

I hope you graduate

[roarinq]

I hope you’re all getting good grades

[softcrushsuggestions]

I hope you feel good about your body today

[lovelysuggestions]

don’t feel guilty for not being able to handle everything, for needing a break. you need to look after yourself, too. self care is not selfish.

[inahiddenplace]

i don’t want to see anyone be sexy anymore. tired of it. bored. have sex or wahtevr i don’t care just stop being sexy … it’s been done to death.. at least like spill some juice on ur jeans or somethin so i can relate 2 u… make that face that is like “this baby carrot that i’m eating isn’t like sweet it is instead that weird boring carrot flavor” it looks like this :\ but with bigger cheeks because u are eating the carrot anyways because you don’t want to waste it. UGH . hello ? i am typing on my keyboard to you. can you hear me ? 

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

here’s a hot take: giftwrap is dumb, 95% of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task. Society has conditioned us to love wrapping shit up for no reason, probably by gift wrap industry people.

[dunkstein]

Counterpoint: monkey instinct says uncovering secret bounty from colorful shell good as fuck

[brookerz14]

I made gift wrap out of this post

[dunkstein]

@koobaxion

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

jesus h christ

[iwillnotremember]

It’s ok to be jealous and mad and sad and angry and any other “negative” emotion… You’re not being toxic you’re being human. The point at which you become toxic is when you’re letting these emotions seep into how you treat others

[gay-irl]

gay🇦🇺irl

[seriouslyeverythingcanbeok]

Gen z I love you

[lynati]

*double thumbs-up*

[teaboot]

Bad title good kids

[wanna-b-poet31]

“Kids show solidarity with LGBT kids who are being unfairly discriminated against in Austraila Bill”  There, I fixed the headline for them. 

[clonedroids]

Because I feel like kids of color don’t hear it enough: domestic abuse is not a part of your culture. 

A lot of us were raised with the idea that “its normal for wives/children to get hit! it helps them learn– only white folk don’t get beaten when they misbehave”. That’s not true, white people aren’t the only ones who deserve a safe and abuse free environment. Black and brown people can and do have loving families. 

If you’re in a situation where you are enduring abuse and people use your culture to justify it, I want you to know that what they’re telling you are lies.

[wiisagi-maiingan]

Just to be clear, this 100% goes for sexual abuse too.

No, it is NOT normal or okay that you weren’t left alone with your grandfather or uncle because your mom didn’t trust him. It’s not normal for adults in your family to look at you and talk about you in a way that makes your skin crawl. It’s not normal to break hugs as quickly as possible because you’re scared of the person hugging you.

None of that is normal and I’m so sorry if your family ever made you feel like it is.

[smalltonystark]

honestly it is SO goddamn funny whenever some straight man calls me a whore or a bitch or something like girl you think that shit hurts my feelings? my closest friend once told me i dressed like an accounting major going through her 2nd divorce while trying to get her oldest stepchild to call her once a month. THATS a real insult. try harder.

[theawesomeadventurer]

I love this post because one time my younger sister told me I looked like a turtle from one of the Ice Age movies and since then nothing has cut me deeper than that

[nojaminmycoffee-deactivated2020]

[theawesomeadventurer]

yea that’s him :/

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

just saw bindi irwin got engaged and apparently her fiance is american. she’s 21 and they’ve been dating for 6 years. I wonder if his family lives in aus/works in conservation because imagine just being a random 15-year-old tourist at the zoo and having a meet cute with steve irwin’s daughter lol 

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

apparently that’s exactly how they met. bindi just happened to be giving tours the day his family visited. love is unreal. how is this not a teen romcom yet

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

It gets better. Terri is also American and met Steve Irwin the same way, by chance at the Australia Zoo, in 1991. Terri was devastated when he immediately offered to introduce her to his girlfriend Sue, until Steve called Sue over and a dog came bounding up.

Multi-generational love at first sight.

[i-aint-even-bovvered]

My favorite part of the story of how Steve and Terri met is that it was literally love at first sight. He saw her in a crowd and froze. Which was a bad thing, because he was sort of wrestling a crocodile at the time.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Aussie fairy tale

[call-me-emrys]

Well imagine it from Terri’s perspective. She sees a guy wrestling a whole-ass crocodile for funsies and just immediately goes “HIM”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

why did my mom end this text with a wink

[kibumkim]

she’s the prowler

[badjokesbyjeff]

I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s been with.

She said, “Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights”.

[r4cs0]

[nunyabizni]

[californiasteph-deactivated2022]

idk who needs to hear this but your body is loveable 

[jennagoesvegan]

“A year ago, everything was different . I wouldn’t have pictured myself like this , And now that I look back, I have realized that a year can do a lot to a person .”

— (via stability)

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

You cannot live alone on the fantasies you feed to your mind, eventually you have to touch your life for real, assess and analyze your habits, understand your character, try not to hate yourself for your character as it was shaped when you were very young by circumstances outside of you, and begin learning how to cope with your character, how to build habits that work for you, finish small projects, finish big projects, expose yourself to more uncomfortable situations, assess why you want to leave that friendship before you leave it, raise your anxiety levels on purpose, so that you can grow, raise your work load on purpose, so that you can grow, so that you can build resilience, so that your life expands, and can be experienced by you in full and in reality

[almondmilkgal]

sext: “did you see the moon tonight?”

[feministism]

[beatnikbleau-deactivated2025072]

🙄😲

[lau9hfuck3rs-deactivated2019090]

That is perfect. For those that still don’t understand, maybe this will help …

[valtsv]

concept: a fantasy cowboy who rides a dragon instead of a horse

[valtsv]

dragon riders are actually just fantasy cowboys you heard it here first

[r6t0]

H… howdy train your dragon

[valtsv]

do you just want the password to my blog while you’re at it with these god tier takes