Where's The Food?(WTF)

  "If I don't have to do it, I won't. If I have to do it, I'll make it quick." - Oreki Houtarou 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m ok w/ horror, gore, action, violence, suspense, dystopia etc but you make me read/watch anything involving 2nd hand embarrassment? i cry & shrivel up like an abashed tumbleweed

[viria]

*subtly descends into banana fish hell*

[anxietyproblem]

[sophieflamel]

changed my sim card and it fell. dog ate it like a snack. wonderful

[argumate]

huh that seemingly unpleasant task only ended up taking eight minutes to complete and was surprisingly satisfying, I may have erred in putting it off for two weeks.

[gasmaskaesthetic]

Just fucking tag me next time there’s no need to be passive aggressive

[vi14m2lg7m]

“So which ship dynamic is your fav?”

“Yes”

[freakxwannaxbe]

Ship dynamic is the hot new meme over on twitter so you know I had to drop everything and jump on it

So here is some gourmet shit from my own selection

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[sophieflamel]

Why?

Got a super important week of exams and my brain decides it's time for a migraine. Don't know how long this will last but I'm really hoping it doesn't impact all my exams. Like come on, who the fuck invited you? The stress chocolate?

[merriamlloydwebster-deactivated]

[lost-carcosa]

I really hope this is true.

[leandra-kinard]

It is. I looked it up ^^ 

[guooey]

I really really wish I was a cat, I’m not built for this capatalist society but I am built for sleeping 19 hours a day and knocking things over

[spillsnchills]

When a character doesn’t realize they’ve been, like, shot or whatever and they hand brushes against their side and comes away wet with blood, and they’re just staring at it like wtf is this and then their knees just totally give out on them and they sink down, maybe gasping a little as the reality finally hits them. That’s good stuff.

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

I see that, and raise you a character who knows they’ve been shot, but waits until the rest of their crew is out of sight to put their hand against the slowly spreading stain of blood on their shirt, then trying to steady their breathing so they can follow without letting on how injured they are.

[caffeinewitchcraft]

Okay but like the character who doesn’t realize they’ve been hurt trying to see if everyone else is okay only to slowly realize that everyone is looking at them with mounting horror. Then they touch their side to find it’s wet and oh no

[kvothbloodless]

all 3 of you are evil but i admire, respect, and fear you

[graceking]

I love these comics by Nathan W. Pyle.

[babyanimalgifs]

Animal snaps

[greelin]

of course i have a lot of pent-up rage you fool i’ve been the same height since i was 12

[dabestmemez]

[aseriesofoccurrences-deactivate]

I GRATUATED FROM LAWN SCHOOL

[anxietyproblem]

[spatziline]

BNHA + STEVEN UNIVERSE AU LOL - Fusion (don’t ask me about the gems…) This is so silly omg why am I like this, this is why I don’t have any friends 

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