sophiesticated

hollanov 😭😭😭😭the GOATS 😭😭😭

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Shane and Ilyas dentists DEFINITELY knew 😭

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Shane and Ilya have a lot of pool days when they're old

[siriuslikethestarr]

shane: carrying in the groceries

ilya: reaching out a hand to help

shane: switching all the groceries to one hand so he can hold ilya's hand

[sophiesticated75]

Where do you live..

Lily you know damn well

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Both Ilya and Shane cry more than their kids do the first time they have to leave them for school

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One day when they're older Ilya ends up needing glasses and Shane finally gets the appeal for glasses Ilya had when it was Shane wearing his

[sophiesticated75]

Somewhere out there is a middle aged father who has no idea that Shane and Ilya are married but was a fan of them in their younger years and somewhere out there there's a teenage daughter re introducing this middle aged father to the Hollander/Rosanov rivalry but then tells him they're married now (while she's geeking out about it) and I think that's beautiful

[sophiesticated75]

Ilya loves action movies but what he loves even more is stupid Disney channel movies and rom coms much to Shane's annoyance because he always hates the plots and says they're all the same

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Shane is the type of dad who gets so worried about sun exposure like his kids are LATHERED in sunscreen and they're so tired of it and go to Ilya but Shane just gives him a look and Ilya says "listen to your father, he only wants what's best for you" much to the children's dismay

[mutinsfromthemoon]

i don’t think shane would EVER reprimand ilya in front of their friends. there’s no “walking him like a dog” in the ottawa centaurs group. it’s the opposite, ilya is a spoiled little shit. shane only says no to him in the private and it’s rare. he’s an ilya’s enabler. he letting his husband do whatever and it’s not like is the worst cus not only ilya is an adult he’s very thoughtful, intelligent, respectful and professional. he knows there’s limits, he probably put it himself. so yeah fics with that tag is very funny is for hahas and hihis but i don’t think it would ever be canon

[sophiesticated75]

Unfortunately (or fortunately idk) hollanov learning to properly communicate with each other taught me how to communicate better without learning the hard way and it has led to me giving better advice to people in real life situations 💔

[virginshane]

shane is so cute. have u noticed

[virginshane]

instant hit post among u freaks. knew it

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One day Shan and Ilya just want to sit and watch a movie together like maybe they have a day off in the winter at the cottage (don't ask me how they just do) and Ilya is scrolling through movies while Shane just sits and makes objections to his loud action movies so Ilya picks Bambi and Shane is like "are sure about this" and Ilya's just like "Shane how could cute little dear be so distressing" but he absolutely eats his words and the movie absolutely destroys him

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Not my usual post but trying to force myself to listen to positive music to stay positive when Phoebe bridgers JUST released new music is getting to me

[sophiesticated75]

I think my favorite thing that's come from heated rivalry so far is the fact that the actual hockey world is playing into it so much and it's just about everything I know about real hockey

[sophiesticated75]

Good to see the hollanov and heated rivalry tag are trending again. thank God

[sophiesticated75]

Shane and Ilya are endearingly mean to each other sometimes their teammates and friends get worried sometimes but hollanov are the definition of "don't save him, he's right where he wants to be"