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🌕🌖🌗🌘here to have fun 🌒🌓🌔🌕

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Shane makes Ilya try yoga AND pilates and Ilya is dying but he's trying his best for Shane and Shane thinks it's so cute but he makes fun of Ilya later but never pushes him past his limits too much when they try again

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Ilya makes Shane get matching pfps on EVERY social media platform

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for season two i need ilya at hockey camp being followed around on the ice by a bunch of little kids in hockey gear like a mama duck and her ducklings while shane watches send tweet

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Hollanov has FAT babies and they're really attached to Shane

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Tired of seeing skinny Jane and liliya wlw, they play hockey where's the muscle!!

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Ilya gets Shane to do ALL the couples trends and Shane secretly likes it

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Shane and Ilya have a "don't go to bed angry" rule and they're very very very serious about it no matter what

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Shane and Ilya obtain an infant and both of them love seeing how big the others hands are in comparison to the baby like they can both hold it with just one hand and they're both equally feral about the size of each other's hands, like wow you can hold them up supporting the neck and everything and like warm milk up or something at the same time, I never realized how big your hands were

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Thinking about baby shane and his suit.

I can't take it anymore 😭

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Ilya Rozanov really really unironically likes surfs up

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you're my first follower (crying), do you want to be friends 😣💍💍

Sure why not :)

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Hollanov would adopt such non sporty kids and be so confused on how to support them but they'd definitely love them anyways

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Ilya has DEFINITELY tried mechanical bull riding more than once and often tries to convince Shane to do it

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Ugh now I'm thinking about how similar Mickey and Ilya are

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Ilya got Shane to watch shameless with him and they got so into it they were celebrating the happy events in it like watching a winning hockey game and crying at the sad parts like it was happening to them, they were also the number one Gallavich shippers

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Just cried over my second instant family rewatch in a while so therefore I believe Ilya and Shane also definitely cried over that movie at one point

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Ilya definitely asks Shane "would you love me if I was a worm" and Shane gets really technical about it like "do you turn into a worm or does your consciousness get transferred to the body of a worm?" "Are you just a worm from the beginning of your life?" And then he gets sad thinking that Ilya could've been born as a worm and he wouldn't have him at all, and then they both get sad about it but Shane would take care of him as a worm if it was the first to for sure