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NEW VIDEO: “Gays Attempting Jingle Bell Rock” - a few of my friends & i got into the holiday spirit the only way we know how… ENJOY!!

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oh no

tobeinvisible

That moment when you see Tyler Oakley with those legs and you’re like damn and then he puts on that hot outfit and you love him so much you forget to be jealous af for a sec;

tyleroakley

oh no

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Pulp Fiction (1994)

Incredibles 2 (2018)

Chicago (2002)

Matilda (1996)

there’s nothing purer or better than how much kids enjoy being picked up and then hurled at soft surfaces

turing-tested

anyone who’s ever been around kids for ay meaningful amount of time should know exactly how much kids long to be hefted up and then just fuckin tossed! it’s so good! they’re so excited to get fucking tossed around like a sack of potatoes it’s so pure

queenbradbury

omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon

and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there

and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza

and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door

so a heads up to everyone i’m pretty sure domino’s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens

pep95

demono

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((”Not just pizza”))

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((”but eternal damnation”))

thestarsaredown

Alternate theory: It wasn’t that the pizza guy couldn’t cross the line of salt himself.

He just saw the line of salt and assumed that it was the only thing keeping you and your brother in, and he didn’t want nothing to do with your demon asses

thatdisasterauthor

Alternate alternate theory: pizza man is a slug.

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when ur friend swoops in and manages to grab a french fry off ur tray

buzzfeed

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Me, waking up my children in 2035: “Get woke, Bae and Thot, it’s time to vore breakfast!”

stability

nigiris

i was playing animal crossing while laying next to my grandma and i usually complain a lot out loud and i go “gosh i need to donate more fishes to my museum” and she just turns to me and says “what you need is a boyfriend and maybe a couple friends”

thank

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the idea of coming home to the love of your life is so soothing and nice I can’t wait to look forward to that

unclefather

Look at that snatched waist and sock bun. She’d do numbers on Instagram

joshpeck

this website was a mistake

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baked-barbie

I want this on my tombstone

thereisnofriday

We were watching a video on psychology and then someone suggested we click on a related video and we ended up watching a 5 minute AMV of the Simpsons set to harder better faster stronger

thisiselliz

wowbe

i never understood how in movies the parents didnt believe in Santa but he was actually real like who the fuck did the parents think put the presents under the tree like what