i sound like g1soundwave irl btw (real not fake)

diagnosed with weird gay freak disorder and its terminal.

[soren-mp4]

fandom reblogs (gross i have hobbies) . sometimes small rambles also .

main/art blog @soren-mp3

[what-even-is-thiss]

One time I was at a pub trivia night with some writer friends and we almost won but there was a tie. As a tiebreaker they asked us and the other team to write down as many moons of Jupiter as we could in two minutes.

None of us are very into astronomy so at first everyone was like oh we’re gonna lose but there were three of us at the table that night who were either former classics majors or otherwise super well read on Roman mythology and the three of us were like give us that paper right now and we just took turns writing down all of the lovers of Jupiter from mythology that we could.

So of course we won lol

[kalpapride]

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[cowboyhatesithere]

Daily gratitude

I don’t have kids

I don’t spend money on nicotine

I don’t gamble my money away on sports

I’m not reliant on a chat bot for all my life functions

My books/CDs/DVDs collection is plentiful

[styxxsyringe]

teto doodle

[queen-mayhem]

protestants: god is not an absent father! talk to god like a friend! god is always with you! bring your problems to god, no matter how small! it’s not at all weird to call god “daddy!”

catholics: god is far too important to give a fuck about your lost keys or your algebra exam. please address your petty concerns to one of god’s ten thousand holy secretaries. if it’s really important, consider asking his mom.

[ashesdotpng]

catholics can’t get in touch with god because he’s always on the phone with a protestant

[sweatermuppet]

real question i just had to answer for my top surgery screening

[thunderc1an]

the process of growing up

[redstonedust]

characters in movies love to wake up from surgery and immediately start ripping off all their medical equipment like theyre a sexy werewolf breaking their chains. brother you dont know if that tube is the only thing keeping you alive right now. calm down.

[pancakeke]

this morning i got a spam call that just played clown waiting music for a few seconds and then hung up on me. which really pissed me off a lot

[witchbugs]

[theicinha]

Social anxiety

[r4zberry]

prime but the uhh gang kids from jet set radio got to him

[a-cat-in-toffee]

i love this guy genuinely so much

[meru90]

👰🖤🤍👰

[ratty-writer]

english major brain: words can evolve and develop as a society goes on. the way a word is used is its definition. it's pointless to hold onto the idea of right vs wrong words human brain: THAT IS NOT WHAT LARP MEANS!!!!!

[apollos-boyfriend]

the way people saw age gaps between the dsmp creators will never not be funny to me. like the conflict of jack and niki “trying to kill a child” when they were only 1-2 years older than him. they could’ve been in high school together. they were trying to kill their classmate at best