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yay Newton has two moms
wait, one is a traitor (⊙ˍ⊙)
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Guys holy shit the arena teaser yesterday was so cool
Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.
If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals
REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
I got Sonic the Hedgehog.
Sonic the freaking Hedgehog.
Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.
I GOT A SPARKLY NICHOLAS CAGE
GUYS SO YOU GO TO YOUR PAGE OR BLOG AND THEN CLICK ON THE EGG LIKE IT US A PHOTO
Alright
[ID: a Picture of an egg? end ID]
Alrighty then.
please gimme something good
Idek anymore
Just finished fighting with the picture of an egg?
Found it
things i’ll not call you a whore for:
sexual activity
how you dress
things i’ll call you a whore for:
stealing my food
stealing my lemons
my cat likes you more than me
why are lemons separate from food op?
everyone knows lemons arent food
lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.
Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.
dude, trust me, that isn’t a rick roll. its something worse
Me to the rest of tumblr after actually watching what was in the link:
…I really don’t know what I was expecting.
What the fuck did i just watch.
It- it’s not a Rick roll
Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.
Why have i NEVER watched that
wtf is this rejection letter im crying
im so cluckin sorry
Looks like someone got cluckolded
this is the best thing ever.
We're clucking delighted
But your skills aint the secret recipe
Revenant really said Lobalore rights huh….
bangalore @ loba in s5
Gibraltar: are you and Loba dating?
Bangalore: w-what? No. No way, get out of here.
Gibraltar: tell me, what do bees make?
Bangalore: honey?
Loba, in the other room: yes, sergeant?
Bangalore: ...
Gibraltar: don’t lie to me again.
The other Legends: haha what do u think of Fuse
Loba and Bangalore who have been staring at each other since s6: there's a new legend?
Horizon: och I hope I can time travel
Loba: do you remember the day we met?
Bangalore: yeah, I had a peacekeeper to your temple.
Loba [tearing up]: just like the night my parents met.
Season 5:
Bangalore: let’s tell each other secrets
Loba: okay.
Bangalore: I’ll go first.
Bangalore: I fucking hate you.
Season 6-8:
Bangalore: hey girl, whatcha doing?
Loba: just drinking some water.
Bangalore: careful babe, don’t drown.
Loba: How's the sexiest person here?
Bangalore: I don’t know, how are they?
Loba, flustered: I-
Mirage, from Across the Room: I’m doing great, thanks!
Creds to Incorrect Quotes Generator by ScatterPatter for the prompt!
I'M
I'M GAY????
i think about this a lot
this is really dumb and i’m really tired but i had to get this out of my system.
Disrespectful people pop up (as usual) now that #Fuse from #ApexLegends is confirmed as Pansexual, saying that there’s “too much LGBTQ+ representation” and the “who cares?”/“why does it matter”. I made two graphs to show the official/canon sexualities and nationalities. //rant What’s “too much” in this day and age is the amount of forced heterosexual relationships and more often than not if something is lgbtq+, for example a character in a game/show/media in general, they’re portrayed with their sexuality being basically their forefront personality trait. People who complain this are inconsiderate and don’t even realize that this game’s lore is set 600+ years in the future, when insensitive opinions about someone’s sexuality would be rare, if even at all existing in any form still. Apex Legends and it’s devs are doing an AMAZING job for a game with ONLY 16 characters, mad respect and kudos on character development from me and many others. Other companies should take notes.