Her eyes do widen and brows raise in genuine interest at his suggestion, thin lips forming an intrigued ‘o’ shape. A letter detailing the death and dismemberment of a person? (er..well, a terrible person, specifically. That’s an important detail, she has to remember). He’s clearly mocking her, but suddenly these flowery love letters, however raunchy, suddenly feel boring and lackluster.
“ Oh yes, indeed. If you could find me something like that, that would be marvelous .” While he might be joking, she certainly isn’t. Call her crazy, but she’d always been fascinated by the macabre…As many dark mages she knew were. At least back where she came from.
She is admittedly surprised to see he isn’t fazed at all by what she reads. Perhaps he’s not as much of a sheltered prude as she pegged him to be. She agrees the writing is garbage. Far too flowery and formal to get a basic point across. But it would seem he’s not embarrassed by the thought of sex itself…just by her rather forward teasings from herself. After all, reading an old letter didn’t compare to being dared to stick your hand down a woman’s bodice.
She does chuckle at his mention of Xander’s letters, however. While she’d never received any such thing, nor her brother, she’s fairly certain that it was because people had better things to do in a world ravaged by the Fell Dragon. Well, the ones who were still alive, anyway. Xander did seem incredibly popular among the court’s ladies from what she’d seen. Handsome, imposing, first in line for the crown…that last part always drew in at least a few.
“ Oh, I can imagine ,” she muses as she sets the letters aside for now, finding Leo’s words far more interesting than any words she’d seen on paper. Still sitting on the desk, she leans back, palms resting on the dusty surface behind her without a care for getting her hands dirty. She clearly looks intrigued as she looks at Leo in the dull, green lighting, however. She does give the bauble in her hand another quick shake to refresh it. “ We -” she pauses, realizing she can’t say that she’s a noble lady. Damnit, why is it so hard to pretend to be a commoner? Despite the pause, she acts as if nothing is amiss. “ Well, noble ladies have a hard time learning I guess, what with all their bodyguards and servants around all the time, I guess. It’s easier to learn those things when you’re on your own .” She wonders how she would have turned out if her world hadn’t gone to hell in a handbasket and she still had such supervision in her teenage years as she had as a child.
“ I’m surprised you’re the one screening those, though. Do you not have a designated servant for reading such… ‘unsavory’ propositions? Or is this some brotherly exchange you two do, and he screens the raunchy love letters from all your suitors ?”
“You can imagine but it’s doubtful you could even come up with half the things women are willing to admit to wanting to do if given a moment chance to marry my brother.” It was sickening, if her were being honest. None of the women of the court seemed to have an ounce of self respect for themselves or for his brother. If they knew Xander at all, they would know he wasn’t swayed by what positions a woman would be willing to do or how many children she would bear. If anything, that put the Crown Prince more ill at ease. And it pained Leo that he’d had to be the go between for so many of those letters.
Xander owed him a HELL of a lot for that time lost.
“It’s easier to think they know those things.” Leo uttered with a roll of his eyes. He finally turned away from the papers in his hands so he could glance at Aubrey. She seemed intrigued by the conversation and seeing as she was giving him an outlet to complain, he would do so.
“But it’s clear they get all of their wisdom from cheap, trashy books. The amount of women who think a prince would expose them against a window for the world to see it just...mind blowing! And the plethora of them who think they will just be thrown on the ground in a garden and be taken there. In Nohr’s weather they would FREEZE before they could even shout my brother’s name.”
It probably wasn’t best to think of his own brother in those situations. And he wasn’t going to picture it either. He’d done well over the years to keep such thoughts from his mind, especially when reading such drivel. Ah, repression. It worked so well in more ways than one. Both with bad childhood memories and when reading garbage letters.
A moment later, Leo is sighing at the other’s words. Eyes falling back to the papers in his hands “I don’t receive any of those letters. And I count myself lucky. No one in court, not even the most desperate women, want to sleep with the prince who they think eats rats for dinner every night.”
Ugh, he hated that rumor.