[bintro]

[sickofeverythingmale2]

Yeah with your face full of makeup and impractical nails girl I’m sure your analysis of misogyny is real acute.

[raedas]

great example of misogyny! thank you for providing an example for the class :)

[uss-edsall]

”there has been a dire shortage of trained air traffic controllers for years”

“the FAA director resigned on inauguration day because Elon Musk demanded he quit”

“trump’s hiring freeze means no new air traffic controllers are being hired”

“Musk’s ‘resign or get fired’ email went to every ATC too”

First deadly commercial air crash in the US since 2009 occurs

“It’s because of DEI!”

holy shit fuck off

[theinstagrahame]

Really cool of the Guy Whose Job Comes With a Plane and his buds in the Private Jet crowd to fuck around dangerously with Air Travel for the rest of us.

[aviatrix-ash]

It's going to get worse from here too..

I am genuinely terrified for what's to happen within aviation over the next few years, and how it'll continue to hurt it years later. We're already struggling. The last time they gutted the FAA just a few decades ago(and it's already on life support now!!) there were a lot alot of major incidents in the industry. And countless more no one will wver hear about because of how it affected safety in mainenance. I've heard so many horror stories from mechanics growing up. They're doing it cause stanky man wants to get away with violating FAA regulations whenever he feels like & not pay any consequences. Airline execs did the same w/a fuck ton of lobbying back then.

@ fellow aviation professionals, while mourn, we also need to start making a ruckus.asap. we as a whole have always made the collective efforts to keep aviation safe. Start getting your unions involved, defend your fellow airmen.

[dyke-uncle]

No fucking way I found my little rubber fetus

[00venator]

Your hwat

[dyke-uncle]

When I was like 7 I got this little rubber fetus that was being handed out by pro-life people at a concert. For like 10 years he was my stress ball I would chew on him or throw him at the wall and watch him bounce around. But he started to decay so put him in this prescription bottle and now I just pretend he's a test tube baby

[00venator]

Ok.

[romanceyourdemons]

local asian market reorganized its shelves. consequently when i went looking for my ve wong vegetarian flavor instant noodles i unexpectedly found myself in the Good Quality Cookware And Beautiful Dishes aisle, aka the aisle of temptation, face to face with a mug (my favorite dish) with a lid (my favorite thing for a mug to have) and a heron pattern (my second-favorite bird) at a very reasonable price (i’m on a budget and i literally do not have room for another mug on my mug shelf). it was like one of those fucked up tests they give monks in shaolin movies to see if they’ve really given up earthly desires. that mug is going to haunt the broken man that i am for a long time

[guerrillatech]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[karnalesbian]

can someone with time on their hands edit the bts celibacy gif so it reads PANEER TIKKA MASALA please

[wystarrya]

how's this

[karnalesbian]

it's great thank you very much

[karnalesbian]

this is how it feels whenever I eat paneer tikka masala

[half-an-hour-hence]

What a fucking icon

[kiwi]

everybodys gotta get back into the practice of using pseudonyms online... i remember the time of screen names where u never ever told anyone ur real name and that was just understood as basic internet safety. plus having a screen name is fun because sometimes it sticks so well that it becomes part of ur identity that u can use in whatever facet of ur life you choose. it rocks to pick your own name

[byjove]

the African wild cat (from which house cats are descended) looks like a normal house cat but with uncomfortably longer legs

[byjove]

some more pictures

normal cat just slightly stretched out

[ashwantsafreepalestine]

Never forget when Israel stripped a child down to his underwear.

Never forget when Israel forced a double amputee to walk on his stumps.

Israel must be abolished.

[i-am-aprl]

Thats how Israel turns everything to politics and then get angry at those who do 🤣

[saulwexler]

[suiheisen]

my favourite olympics subplot is this norwegian swimmer’s public love affair with chocolate muffins and his increasingly manic tiktoks about them... romance of the summer

[brainjail]

[parkchanwoohoo]

BDSM gets a bad rep as like a violent (male) dom pushing the boundaries of a reluctant (female) sub but in my experience it's a lot of subs with wildly elaborate fantasies screaming shit like "PUT MY ASS IN THE CHILI" while a new dom is like "Okay I think, we are reaching yellow for me,"

[parkchanwoohoo]

Sub: Okay so before we begin how familiar are you with the ancien régime? It's not super important but it does help contextualize this. Essentially I'd like for you to be a ravenous, semi-cannibalistic Antoine Barnave-esque figure

Dom, holding a pen and notebook: Yeah okay

[hyenapup-aphros]

sub: can you drug me and perform fucked up surgeries on my unconscious body without telling what you did

dom:

[cryptotheism]

I have become a regular at the local cafe. I sit at the lunch counter with my laptop to write. The workers keep me updated on all the tea.

Barista: Oh god here he comes.

Me: who?

Barista: White Ferrari guy. Hes banned from the other cafe. All he ever does is tell the same stories about the pyramids. Or ghosts. Or his car. Don't make eye contact with him. If he talks to you he won't leave you alone- Hi hello welcome!

[cryptotheism]

I almost immediately accidentally made eye contact with him. He practically beelined to the chair next to me, and stares at my notebook. The vibe is immediately strange. I understand why he was banned from the other cafe.

White Ferrari Guy: What're you writing?

Me: (fuck it) I'm developing a script!

WFG: A what?

Me: A script. I'm developing an alternate script for the international phonetic alphabet. My goal is to make it one grapheme represent a single syllable, rather than one grapheme per phoneme. I'm happy with the consonants, but the vowels still need work. I'm experimenting with kerning based on Georgian script-

I look up, he is staring past me completely dead-eyed. He could not be less interested in what I'm saying. He leaves about a minute later.

[cryptotheism]

[sheathes this notebook like a katana] your autism is weak, old man.