[americanairliines-deactivated20]

Old hag by *veprikov

Being a witch is not the highest paid job in the world.

[nonimaginaryfriend]

I JUST WANT HER TO GET HER PRETTY PURPLE HAT AND BE HAPPY

[themc4s]

I would kill for a companion piece to this, where she gets her hat..

[zeebardbaird]

Im sobbing.

[mommakankri]

no seriously why hasn’t any replied to this image with a picture of her in the pretty hat c’mon tumblr please

[plintoon-reblogs]

Well it’s not much, but here’s a comic: 

Enjoy!

[mommakankri]

DEAD

[oldfrax]

Reblog every one of these happy end comics I don’t even care

[violentposer-deactivated2017101]

the ‘big three’ of coping mechanisms are jerking off, fucking up your hair, and playing your favorite music real loud

[thesmallcowboy-deactivated20190]

[d-r-u-g-d-e-a-l-e-r]

[neutraldankhotel]

you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned

me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields

[10inchflaccid-deactivated201701]

what?

[neutraldankhotel]

I don’t know. i woke up at 6am, wrote this, and went back to sleep

[10inchflaccid-deactivated201701]

hope youre okay

[workingonwitchcraft]

reblog if you are a witch and you are tired

[lovelysuggestion]

each time I tell you those three words I mean them more and more

[strangefriendperson-deactivated]

we dem boys

[1hat3u]

hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

[recycled-soul-deactivated201401]

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

[riskpig]

WHAT?

[endangeredslug-deactivated20170]

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

[riskpig]

WHAT?????

[thegrimmlovely]

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

[psychalicoiouscraze]

This is the real shit!

[tokiobordell]

[silverhawk]

this is one of the only times ive ever seen a pallas cat not in a rage state and i am . cherishing this picture.

[sweetoothgirl]

White Chocolate Gingerbread Fudge

[belladonianoir]

[belladonianoir]

[refuge-of-light]

A little blog cleansing!

[hauntingsofafuturespast]

All the cleanses!!

[the-highwitch]

I just ugly laughed so hard I snorted…. the fuuuuuuck

[tankaramo]

me: *gets scared that i’m wasting my life* me: i’m gonna deal with this feeling by taking a long nap in the middle of the day

[aerixi]

[hol-hot-wholesome]

You have been blessed by the Forest Gods. You will now have good luck for the next 6 months, simply by seeing this post. You are also protected from Slender Man, Bloody Mary and Jeff the Killer. You DO NOT NEED to reblog this post, you are already Protected. This being said, do not feel discouraged, you are free to reblog this if you wish.

In short, we present IMMUNITY STAGS.

[thehangryslush]

I literally just accidentally read a post about a haunted hospital. This was amazing timing.

[nottobecrossed]

I just want majestic deer on my dash…..

[greenpaladinofnature-blog]

Nature and water.

[lionxdog]

@thatonecoolnara

[weloveshortvideos]

[toushindai]

[video: a person twirls an anime keychain above a number of chicks and creates a chick vortex]

[505--503--4455-deactivated20161]

why did this need to be captioned

[officialflowergirl]

so u can decide when it’s not loading whether or not it’s worth it to wait

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

I waited and it was worth it

[doingoxyinchurch-deactivated201]

Just in case people actually don’t know, video and image descriptions are an accessibility tool for people who are blind or have low-vision.